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Is that a nose on your face or are you just happy to see me.

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I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.
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QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

I didn't use a rush pick-up line but I explained Bravado to my ex and stuff happened blush4.gif

 

But I don't think she cared about the explanation because she said, "whatever. You're cute," right after.

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QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

Pickup lines don't work in general, these fit in perfectly with all of the rest. In order to get any self-respecting girl in bed you need a whole lot more than a pickup line. You need a good personality and actual interest in the girl, meaning full conversations are involved. Thus defeating the purpose of a pick up line.

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QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

Man, and I really thought I had a shot with them....

 

 

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QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

Pickup lines don't work in general, these fit in perfectly with all of the rest. In order to get any self-respecting girl in bed you need a whole lot more than a pickup line. You need a good personality and actual interest in the girl, meaning full conversations are involved. Thus defeating the purpose of a pick up line.

Actual interest? No, No, No grasshopper. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (usb_connector @ Mar 15 2011, 06:53 PM)
QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

Pickup lines don't work in general, these fit in perfectly with all of the rest. In order to get any self-respecting girl in bed you need a whole lot more than a pickup line. You need a good personality and actual interest in the girl, meaning full conversations are involved. Thus defeating the purpose of a pick up line.

Who values self-respect when they are just looking to get laid?

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This thread is soooo sad.

(But I would probably offer twenty bucks to anyone who could even get a date with one of these lines. Heck, if someone tried one on me, I'd probably laugh in their face and walk away because I'm a mean person.)

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QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Mar 15 2011, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE (usb_connector @ Mar 15 2011, 06:53 PM)
QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 15 2011, 05:01 PM)
I don't think any of you will ever get laid with those. Actually, I got $100 to anyone that can prove they used those lines and got some. And it can't be a girl from comic-con or a star trek convention.

Pickup lines don't work in general, these fit in perfectly with all of the rest. In order to get any self-respecting girl in bed you need a whole lot more than a pickup line. You need a good personality and actual interest in the girl, meaning full conversations are involved. Thus defeating the purpose of a pick up line.

Who values self-respect when they are just looking to get laid?

I guess I just like to keep standards. I don't see the fun in one night stands.

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How about you and me get together and make time stand still?

 

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This one could actually work!

 

 

These, however, would not:

 

"Presto! Oh look, I have a magic wand!"

 

"I've got a Mission, baby."

 

"Hey, can I get closer to your heart?"

 

 

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