What I learned from the movies

[ILSnwdog]

I've learned that with enough helium balloons, you can fly your house to South America.

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 17 2010, 11:40 AM)

I've learned that with enough helium balloons, you can fly your house to South America.

That's Up!

 

I learned funny billboards sell real estate

[ILSnwdog]

I Love You Man

 

 

 

I've learned that if you take naked pictures of a woman off of a bathroom wall, you're going to get your ass kicked.

 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (continuing the Apatow trend there)

 

I learned that, when counting the working days of the week, you don't count Saturdays.

 

 

 

EDIT: I realize this is a toughie. Feel free to ask for another clue if you guys get stuck.

Edited September 17, 2010 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 17 2010, 01:26 PM)

I learned that, when counting the working days of the week, you don't count Saturdays. EDIT: I realize this is a toughie. Feel free to ask for another clue if you guys get stuck.

Okay, to keep this game moving, I'll give another hint:

 

 

I learned that, if you don't sell enough real estate, you don't get coffee.

[thesweetscience]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 19 2010, 10:59 AM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 17 2010, 01:26 PM) I learned that, when counting the working days of the week, you don't count Saturdays. EDIT: I realize this is a toughie. Feel free to ask for another clue if you guys get stuck. Okay, to keep this game moving, I'll give another hint:     I learned that, if you don't sell enough real estate, you don't get coffee. Still stumped....

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Sep 19 2010, 10:05 AM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 19 2010, 10:59 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 17 2010, 01:26 PM) I learned that, when counting the working days of the week, you don't count Saturdays. EDIT: I realize this is a toughie. Feel free to ask for another clue if you guys get stuck. Okay, to keep this game moving, I'll give another hint:     I learned that, if you don't sell enough real estate, you don't get coffee. Still stumped....   Glengarry Glen Ross?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 20 2010, 10:55 AM)

QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Sep 19 2010, 10:05 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 19 2010, 10:59 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 17 2010, 01:26 PM) I learned that, when counting the working days of the week, you don't count Saturdays. EDIT: I realize this is a toughie. Feel free to ask for another clue if you guys get stuck. Okay, to keep this game moving, I'll give another hint:     I learned that, if you don't sell enough real estate, you don't get coffee. Still stumped....   Glengarry Glen Ross?

[ILSnwdog]

I've learned that when they pull a knife, you pull a gun. When they send one or your men to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue.

[workingcinderellaman]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 20 2010, 10:54 AM)

I've learned that when they pull a knife, you pull a gun. When they send one or your men to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue.

Untouchables.

[workingcinderellaman]

I learned that if you touch your tongue to the chairlift, it will stick and they will just let you ride it all day.

 

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 11:52 AM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 20 2010, 10:54 AM) I've learned that when they pull a knife, you pull a gun.  When they send one or your men to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. Untouchables. That's how you beat Al Capone!

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 11:59 AM)

I learned that if you touch your tongue to the chairlift, it will stick and they will just let you ride it all day.

Dumb and Dumber

 

 

I learned that molten metal can destroy any computer chip, no matter when it was made

[workingcinderellaman]

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 20 2010, 12:09 PM)

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 11:59 AM) I learned that if you touch your tongue to the chairlift, it will stick and they will just let you ride it all day. Dumb and Dumber     I learned that molten metal can destroy any computer chip, no matter when it was made T2 Judgment Day?

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 12:23 PM)

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 20 2010, 12:09 PM) QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 11:59 AM) I learned that if you touch your tongue to the chairlift, it will stick and they will just let you ride it all day. Dumb and Dumber     I learned that molten metal can destroy any computer chip, no matter when it was made T2 Judgment Day? Yup!

[workingcinderellaman]

I learned that with a prehistoric home computer and a really slow dial-up modem, you can hack NORAD's state of the art mainframe and start world war three.

 

 

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 02:05 PM)

I learned that with a prehistoric home computer and a really slow dial-up modem, you can hack NORAD's state of the art mainframe and start world war three.

That sure sounds like War Games?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Sep 20 2010, 03:05 PM)

I learned that with a prehistoric home computer and a really slow dial-up modem, you can hack NORAD's state of the art mainframe and start world war three.

Very well put.

 

(Lost In Xanadu got the answer right, I believe)

[Lost In Xanadu]

If you jump off a cliff, you can catch a falling plane and fly away to safety

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 20 2010, 02:39 PM)

If you jump off a cliff, you can catch a falling plane and fly away to safety

You may need to give us a little more here. Sounds a bit like something you would learn from James Bond though.

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 21 2010, 09:29 PM)

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 20 2010, 02:39 PM) If you jump off a cliff, you can catch a falling plane and fly away to safety You may need to give us a little more here. Sounds a bit like something you would learn from James Bond though. James Bond is correct, which movie was that the opening sequence for?

[ILSnwdog]

Goldeneye.

 

I've learned that a hospital is a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[Digital Man]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 22 2010, 02:06 PM)

Goldeneye. I've learned that a hospital is a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Airplane

 

 

After eating sauteed Seabass, potatoes au gratin and asparagus; Rum Raisin is the perfect ice cream for dessert.

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (Digital Man @ Sep 22 2010, 01:18 PM)

After eating sauteed Seabass, potatoes au gratin and asparagus; Rum Raisin is the perfect ice cream for dessert.

LOL - That's City Slickers!

 

I learned there's a new grass that's a blend of Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 22 2010, 02:24 PM)

I learned there's a new grass that's a blend of Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla.

"Caddyshack"

 

I learned that, going from zero to 10x the speed of light won't even put you back in your chair, yet your ship getting rocked a bit during battle will send crew members flying halfway across the bridge.

 

(multiple correct answers for this one )