Ghost of a Rider Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 "Make sure you have plenty of napkins. The hot sauce in these quesadillas is off the charts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Why yes, I am a Peter Gabriel fan..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 QUOTE (Janie @ May 19 2012, 11:47 AM) Nachos with extra refried beans and jalapenos? Yeah, that pretty much is the direct path. So funny! You win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 20 2012, 08:02 AM)QUOTE (Janie @ May 19 2012, 11:47 AM) Nachos with extra refried beans and jalapenos? Yeah, that pretty much is the direct path. So funny! You win!! Next: http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/lorenmansfield.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 "Sure, they give her an advantage now but wait until they start sagging. She'll be able to tie a bow with them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) Sophia:(thinking) Of course you would try and upstage me, a real actress by letting your milk sacks hang like a puta vieja (old whore). And you smile like vacunt eediot for came era(speaking) Oh Jayne dear when you haev a chance, please pase me two shugars? Jayne:(thinking)go tuh hell ya old biddy! Every man's eyes are on ME now.stick it up your(speaking) Oh why sure Sophie!(ya bitch!) Edited May 20, 2012 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Oh hell yeah, I'd tap that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I just got an idea for a new awards show... I'll call them the golden globes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 American Breasts! In Yo Face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Sophia:(thinking)Can you not feel my foot sliding up your calf? Jayne:(thinking) help? please help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Look at those stretch marks... it's called a bra bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 QUOTE (drbirdsong @ May 20 2012, 04:45 PM) American Breasts! In Yo Face! WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 QUOTE (Janie @ May 21 2012, 07:36 PM) QUOTE (drbirdsong @ May 20 2012, 04:45 PM) American Breasts! In Yo Face! WINNER! Thank you. Try this one. http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/drbirdsong/Japan.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 "That's right folks, with just a quick navel vacuuming with our fantastic new Vacu-Suck, you too can look like Big Bird!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/drbirdsong/Japan.jpg With this new machine, you painlessly give birth via teleportation... DID YOU EAT CHEESE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 From the newest Japanese game show... "Who Go Crazy First!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I want Chicken Man to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "The chicken said I could harness pure energy from a schoolgirl's bellybutton - and chicken was right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 If she lifted that shirt up a few more inches, nobody would notice the teletubbie with a 6ft wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "With this, I can extract her virginity without giving in to her demands of sexual contact." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 This was the porn offered in my hotel room in Japan. It is not porn as I know it in North America, but it will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Girl: Hurry up Keijo before librarian come back and see us flocking around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 22 2012, 04:32 PM) http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/drbirdsong/Japan.jpg With this new machine, you painlessly give birth via teleportation... DID YOU EAT CHEESE??? Win. I keep reading this one over and over in a Japanese accent and it cracks me up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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