Janie Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 "Give me the matches Smokey..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Hollywood called! You get to spend your life with some guy named "Grizzly", an old nomadic dude and some mule named Number Seven! WHOOOO! I'm gonna go do bears things out here in nature. Send me some postcards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Does the pope shit in the woods...and you FELL for that one? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Bear-fu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 "You've got a booger hanging." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 "Stop, you had me at 'salmon'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 "Smell my finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Hey Boo-Boo, it's time to find some picanik baskets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2011, 01:19 AM) Talk to the paw bro, salmon's all mine! I like this one. Janie.. you're up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 QUOTE (Pags @ Jul 21 2011, 05:49 PM)QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2011, 01:19 AM) Talk to the paw bro, salmon's all mine! I like this one. Janie.. you're up! Thanks much, sir! Next: http://www.salkeiz.k12.or.us/system/files/caption_this_20091216.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Mom? I'm tryin to be calm, like the therapist says to be. Counting to ten and all that crap...but are there ONIONS in this three bean casserole? Mom I'm sure I detect the stench of ONIONS in your three bean casserole. Why don't they just call it three bean casserole AND ONIONS MOM MOM I HATE f*ckin ONIONS!!!! KILL DEATH DESTROY!!! What Johnny actually says is: Yes Mommy the three bean casserole is very yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 *sigh* BOB wins by default... No crack about the class gecko? No joke about a vegetable tantrum brewing? No pun about home ec? *shrug* You're up BOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Yeah I hear ya dear. You prolly figured out I used you as a voice in the kid's head, the way you went off about MIL n the Onions (great name for a country bluegrass band huh?) http://img1.imagehousing.com/15/88dc35a46a5c842459e9a872d042dcce.jpg Let's see if this gets any play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Wardrobe malfunction! Send in a pinch umpire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, full count, ump's in split position... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Boo another one of my calls, I dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 You've heard of the seventh inning stretch? This is the eighth inning split. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 He goin' to WalMart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Getting this ump into his official pants truly was a suicide squeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Wow! Straight as an arrow! What a rip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Guess who we got our Hanes on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 This was very good I was gonna Howard Cosell it for a bit.. In this corner weighing in at 113 lbs, the runner the gunner the champion of all that is RUSH captioning, the QUEEN of the quick quote and nimble note JANIE and the upstart youngblood from a place unknown and as of yet unheard of he jabs he pokes and bobs (heh heh heh) and weaves, the stunner....weighing in at 93 lbs soaking wet the challenger An Enemy......withOUT! and then Ghostie comes along.... and here no one made any Total Recall quips like Squato says open your mind, your pants will follow...or this is Animal Planet baseball style and how an ump gives birth ANYWAY you guys is all tree uh you funny, but I gotta goes wit da one dat made the baseball funnies happen the goil!.....JANIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thanks BOB! I really got to exercise my baseball terms with that picture. And next: http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wtf-pics-10-thumb-572xauto-170160.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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