Are You Tick?
Are You Tick?
33 members have voted
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1. Are You Tick?
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No, I am not Tick.7
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Yes, I am Tick. I am the one and only and actual Tick. There will only be a 0 for this option until Tick votes in this poll and then there will be a 1. No other number is acceptable.8
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I am not Tick, but like Tick, I am an expert in flooring.1
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Tick is a puzzling and crypic enigma. If I were Tick, I would question my own sanity and not know if I truly was he. Can Tick even know himself, even by reflection, or is he too close to the forest to see the trees? Please no longer frustrate me with unanswerable existential Zen paradoxes concerning my elusive Self and its relation or non-relation as the case may be with the aforementioned Tick.5
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What can one say to such a question other than to don a flowing indigo robe and shout from the rooftops, "Yes! Yes! I am the one you've all been waiting for! I am he! I am the great and glorious TICK!2
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In my more surrealistic and blurry moments I feel that yes, I indeed might be Tick, but then reality presses in on me like an oppressive humid Louisiana evening and I realize in my heart of hearts that no, I am not Tick after all.1
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I wish! Ah, but if only I were Tick. Life would be so much easier then! Oh why, Lord? Why did you not make me Tick? What have I done to deserve this unending plight of not being Tick??!!!4
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Similar to the proverbial spoon, there is no Tick.5
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