missionman Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Yo mama so fat she leaves drag marks in the snow when she walks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Yo momma's house is so poor, that when I brushed some cobwebs out of my way she screamed, "What are you doing to my curtains?!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Yo mamas teeth so big when she sneezes she bites her chest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) I brought this thread back! Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight! Yo momma's so fat that she would of been in the cast of ET, but when she rode her bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse! yo mama so dumb, I said drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder! Yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!" :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: Edited June 22, 2016 by Surrender74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo mama so dumb she returned a donut because it had a hole in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Edited June 22, 2016 by Surrender74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Yo mama so stupid when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home! Edited June 22, 2016 by Surrender74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 YO MOMMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo mama so ugly she must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. Yo mama so ugly,Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!" YO MAMA SO UGLY..................WELL JUST LOOK AT YOU............ Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Yo mama is so short when she does marijuana she can't get high! Edited June 22, 2016 by Surrender74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Yo momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction. Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!" I can not post all of them, so post some more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Yo mama is so fat, a hyperbole coulden't exagerate her weight! Yo Momma so fat, You can print out a picture of her and use it as a paperweight! Yo mama so fat she started flashing people and got arrested for trafficking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras! Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business!' Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs!yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it! Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an job application!Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 (edited) Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon! Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view! Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team! Edited June 27, 2016 by Surrender74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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