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I am so going to fail this Information Technology Infrastructure Library (ITIL) exam I have today.

 

Lucky for me I didn't decide to do this entire course and exam less than 28 hours ago because for most people it can be a one week course and a week of intense studying.

 

Oh and I am so *not* getting drunk when I get home from the exam.

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QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Oct 22 2009, 12:04 PM)
QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Oct 22 2009, 11:25 AM)
Last night I was out on a date with three of the hottest porn stars in the biz, Gina Lynn, Carmen Luvana and Bree Olson. After dinner we went back to my penthouse suit and had an amazing 4some.

I'm jealous.

Jealous of who.......the three ladies?.......well I don't blame ya.

 

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Oct 22 2009, 02:09 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Oct 22 2009, 12:04 PM)
QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Oct 22 2009, 11:25 AM)
Last night I was out on a date with three of the hottest porn stars in the biz, Gina Lynn, Carmen Luvana and Bree Olson. After dinner we went back to my penthouse suit and had an amazing 4some.

I'm jealous.

Jealous of who.......the three ladies?.......well I don't blame ya.

 

 

 

 

 

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You have absolutely NO ego.

 

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Oct 22 2009, 02:21 PM)
I am so going to fail this Information Technology Infrastructure Library (ITIL) exam I have today.

Lucky for me I didn't decide to do this entire course and exam less than 28 hours ago because for most people it can be a one week course and a week of intense studying.

Oh and I am so *not* getting drunk when I get home from the exam.

I totally didn't score 950/1000 on this sucker.

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I definitely won't be going to the pub this lunchtime for a calorie-busting few pints of lager, steak & chips
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Nothing beats riding a motorcycle at an average speed of 15mph for 7 miles in driving rain during rush hour!
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QUOTE (Sonatine @ Nov 2 2009, 11:19 PM)
I hated my weekend in Ireland. Boring place with crap beer and even worse food!

I hate Irish beer and never want to go there to drink it.

 

and I'm not drunk right now.

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I have every confidence our Prime Minister knows exactly what he's doing to get us out of this deep recession.
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QUOTE (Sonatine @ Nov 9 2009, 01:59 AM)
I have every confidence our Prime Minister knows exactly what he's doing to get us out of this deep recession.

Again....I agree. But replace Prime Minister with President.

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