Dweezil Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 07:08 PM) Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. Moonie!! You are ONE HELLUVA MAN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamarushfan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 09:08 PM) Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. best one ive read yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 09:08 PM) Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. That is sick, twisted and demented. It shows a total lack of decency, and I think it's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 29 2004, 08:14 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 09:08 PM) Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. That is sick, twisted and demented. It shows a total lack of decency, and I think it's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.nobraino Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Do like in the Raisin Bran Crunch Comm....... The boss tell his worker hes fired and the guy cant hear him cause of the loud crunching in his own ears....... just mindlessly nods his head. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 09:08 PM) Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. And cover the toilets with saran wrap. Cover the rim, below the seat. People 'in a hurry' usually won't notice. Hilarity ensues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 And just hope that Dweez isnt on bathroom duty that day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Go around and unplug random devices on people's computers (e.g., mouse, keyboard, network cable). Only unplug halfway so that it's not obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Go to someone else's computer. Take a screenshot of their desktop. Create a new file and put their desktop icons in it. Hide the file somewhere so that it's easy to find. Click and drag the toolbar down so you can't see it. Set the screenshot of their desktop as wallpaper. They get really frustrated when they click stuff and nothing happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamarushfan Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 hey dweez, did you try any of these yet? if not, hows the job comin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jan 3 2005, 01:07 PM) Go to someone else's computer. Take a screenshot of their desktop. Create a new file and put their desktop icons in it. Hide the file somewhere so that it's easy to find. Click and drag the toolbar down so you can't see it. Set the screenshot of their desktop as wallpaper. They get really frustrated when they click stuff and nothing happens. Ok, thats the best one I have seen so far!!!! Jack, remind me not to EVER work with you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE (iamarushfan @ Jan 3 2005, 12:07 PM) hey dweez, did you try any of these yet? if not, hows the job comin? I hate this fargin job. Who wants to smell dead animals all day? The peeps are wierd too............. Tomato sauce mission completed on Thursday. No one really said anything? back to the drawing board-coffee next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfuentes Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Ways to kill time? Take a knife and stab a clock... Haha- ha-....... Not funny, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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