Dweezil Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Now taking suggestions on how to kill time at a temp job that SUCKS. Be constructive: I have 2 weeks left. *Note: Surrepticious web surfing is already taken. The prize: I will be polite to the winner for one week (May all my deities that I don't acknowledge help me on that) Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchpad67a Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Setup interviews for a real job !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Oh, man! Dweez will be polite to me if I come up with something here??? Surf The Rush Forum 24/7. When your boss asks what you are doing, tell him/her that you are doing "personal woman things" and it would be best if he left it alone or may face a lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 QUOTE Setup interviews for a real job !!! WTF for? (Seriously, for health reasons that I am not going to mention, I am only taking temp work until the surgery is over and I get the okay from the quacks.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Switch all the coffee in the employee lounge to decaf. Then sit back and enjoy the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Get someone to call you every half an hour on your mobile, then slip off quietly every time, pretending its important 'personal stuff' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Hand out pamphlets for a "weekend retreat" headed by a friend of yours that found an alien UFO that will take all the people that follow him back to your home planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 write your memoirs. that should kill a couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 QUOTE (dweezil @ Dec 29 2004, 01:07 PM) QUOTE Setup interviews for a real job !!! WTF for? (Seriously, for health reasons that I am not going to mention, I am only taking temp work until the surgery is over and I get the okay from the quacks.) Sex change, Dweez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Every time you go to the bathroom tell someone to cancel your appointments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 QUOTE (Rivendell @ Dec 29 2004, 02:52 PM) Every time you go to the bathroom tell someone to cancel your appointments. You are in the running!! And not just because I shaved things for you in an altered state............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 QUOTE (Rivendell @ Dec 29 2004, 02:50 PM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Dec 29 2004, 01:07 PM) QUOTE Setup interviews for a real job !!! WTF for? (Seriously, for health reasons that I am not going to mention, I am only taking temp work until the surgery is over and I get the okay from the quacks.) Sex change, Dweez? Clever boy!! Give him a pickle......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 A cup of cockroaches in the ventilation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 29 2004, 03:21 PM) A cup of cockroaches in the ventilation... You are my kinda guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Take the back off of peoples' chairs and dump shrimp down the stem....replace back. Watch them wonder where the smell is coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Drip tomato sauce to the bathroom, and pretend you dont know what the farg it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Get a remote control fart machine and place it in the ventalation system. Hit the button at random times throughout the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Rivendell @ Dec 29 2004, 05:01 PM) Take the back off of peoples' chairs and dump shrimp down the stem....replace back. Watch them wonder where the smell is coming from. Think they will notice when the actual slaughterhouse is attached to the office? Maybe by now they can tell the difference between dead pigs and dead shrimp. Worth a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 29 2004, 05:13 PM) Drip tomato sauce to the bathroom, and pretend you dont know what the farg it is. By farg AGP!! I'm doing this tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamarushfan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 hmmmmmmmmm............. ------------------> or something that may be a little violent, put a thumbtack on the seat of some annoying employee? i dunno, i dont work yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (iamarushfan @ Dec 29 2004, 05:35 PM) hmmmmmmmmm............. ------------------> or something that may be a little violent, put a thumbtack on the seat of some annoying employee? i dunno, i dont work yet You don't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamarushfan Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 i do say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Pretend you lost your hearing and whenever someone talks to you just scream WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU.!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 QUOTE (Batman @ Dec 29 2004, 09:04 PM) Pretend you lost your hearing and whenever someone talks to you just scream WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU.!!! What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Offer to make the coffee one day and add a heaping helping of laxative to it. Then carefully remove all the toilet paper from the bathroom stalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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