deadwing2112 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 TicKort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Obviously its Tick/Mort - that is, until Mort, The King of The Kort, has Tick assasinated, and becomes Spremem Kort Mort - The Grand Excellent Eminent Archon Ruler Supreme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Mar 10 2007, 04:25 PM) Obviously its Tick/Mort - that is, until Mort, The King of The Kort, has Tick assasinated, and becomes Spremem Kort Mort - The Grand Excellent Eminent Archon Ruler Supreme! thanks for your support lerxt. morty, show mr. lerxt the garden out back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortkort Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (tick @ Mar 10 2007, 03:30 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Mar 10 2007, 04:25 PM) Obviously its Tick/Mort - that is, until Mort, The King of The Kort, has Tick assasinated, and becomes Spremem Kort Mort - The Grand Excellent Eminent Archon Ruler Supreme! thanks for your support lerxt. morty, show mr. lerxt the garden out back. Too late. I have already been tapped to be Mort's Chief of Staff. Watch your back. Oh Im just joshing, I am your chief campaign operative in charge of dirty tricks, stuffing ballot boxes, spreading false rumors about your opponents, that sort of stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 also folks, ask yourself, do you really want a leader who is too smug to even acknowledge this thread ? i think not, but hey, he makes a mean promotional poster for his sig. TICK AND MORTY 08 ! baking the rolls that bring families together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 VIVA TICK! VIVA MORT! A pot in every kitchen, a Far Cry clip on every desktop!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortkort Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 We care about family, do yourself a favour - vote for tick and mort 08... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/kiss-734541.jpg "Its true! Tick and Mort won! VICTORY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Mar 10 2007, 04:38 PM) VIVA TICK! VIVA MORT! A pot in every kitchen, a Far Cry clip on every desktop!!!!!!!! welcome to the team ! reasons to vote for tick mortkort... if me and morty are elected, we vow to hunt down and eliminate any sicko that voted for johnny blazes testacles. TICK AND MORTKORT 08, KEEPING AMERICA SAFE FROM LUNATICS. Edited March 10, 2007 by tick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 This whole thread has me in stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 10 2007, 02:05 PM) I think there should be a write in campaign for Geds and Lenerd. How about it folks... Geds AND Lenerd for ... uh... what is it again the kiddies are running for? Oh yeah... WORLD PRESIDENT. Necro, you and I should run. We're the only sane ones here. These people need our iron fist guidance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Mar 10 2007, 09:59 AM) I'm an original Goober supporter, but i'm willing to change my vote depending on what Tick and Mort stand for. I stand for surrealism, pure and simple. Anyone else trying to run is just copying me and Soni's thing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (tick @ Mar 10 2007, 12:35 PM) also folks, ask yourself, do you really want a leader who is too smug to even acknowledge this thread ? that's fine. my presidential run was never about competition and an us vs. them mentaility anyway. this world has far too much of that as is. i'd be happy for tick and mort to win in a landslide (although JB's balls will probably teabag them out of a victory anyway). regardless, i'm still running for president in 2008 on the surrealism ticket as an independent. have fun though kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortkort Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 10 2007, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Mar 10 2007, 09:59 AM) I'm an original Goober supporter, but i'm willing to change my vote depending on what Tick and Mort stand for. I stand for surrealism, pure and simple. Anyone else trying to run is just copying me and Soni's thing anyway. yeah, right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 10 2007, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Mar 10 2007, 09:59 AM) I'm an original Goober supporter, but i'm willing to change my vote depending on what Tick and Mort stand for. I stand for surrealism, pure and simple. Anyone else trying to run is just copying me and Soni's thing anyway. well, you have the lying thing down pat so i have to give ya that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 10 2007, 05:36 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 10 2007, 02:05 PM) I think there should be a write in campaign for Geds and Lenerd. How about it folks... Geds AND Lenerd for ... uh... what is it again the kiddies are running for? Oh yeah... WORLD PRESIDENT. Necro, you and I should run. We're the only sane ones here. These people need our iron fist guidance. yeah, ok mr. drive bye avitar, kids, say no to guns ! and fast food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 http://students.csci.unt.edu/~wng0001/Tick.jpg Vote for Freedom! Vote for Tick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 The race is getting closer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I think rushgoober is getting a little jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Mar 10 2007, 05:37 PM) I think rushgoober is getting a little jealous. um, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Mar 10 2007, 08:37 PM) I think rushgoober is getting a little jealous. A little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 11, 2007 Author Share Posted March 11, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (tick @ Mar 11 2007, 04:09 AM)well as we all know, blazes balls is ((an artist's rendering of JohnnyBlaze)) http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Miscellaneous/southparkQ.jpg You obviously have no knowledge of my Balls Mr.tick. They're visually impressive, fundamentally sound, structurally strong, and are always willing to help out those in need. It is not known to the general public but the classic AC/DC tune Big Balls was actually written about my boys . Here's a snippet of it (the lyrics not my balls)... Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night BLAZE'S BALLS in '08...the right choice (and the left). Edited March 11, 2007 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Mar 10 2007, 08:37 PM) I think rushgoober is getting a little jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Wow looking at this poll the Goober presidential dream looks just that...a dream...and the cornflakes are still in his hair after waking up with his head in the cereal bowl... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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