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Who do you want as your WORLD PRESIDENT?  

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  1. 1. Who do you want as your WORLD PRESIDENT?

    • Rushgoober/Sonilink
      12
    • tick/Mortkort
      15
    • Peanut Butter/Jelly
      5
    • My left nut/My right nut
      14
    • Necromancer/Jack Aubrey
      11
    • invisibleairwaves/rushengal
      2
    • Ceej/ladirushfan80
      6


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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Apr 17 2007, 10:25 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 11:11 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Apr 17 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 03:32 AM)


You don't want a set of balls running your world!!! no.gif

Without the inner workings of a sack, you wouldn't even exist girly. Appreciate them.

 

A vote for my balls is a vote for LIFE. yes.gif yes.gif

DADDY???

 

I didn't know that YOUR BALLS had anything to do with ME. ohmy.gif

 

I said "a" sack had something to do with your existence. Not MY sack specifically. But my balls will represent other balls and non-balls the world around.

 

Come on folks, if Ceej can't even hear me saying a few short sentences, do you seriously think her 'team' is going to listen to YOU the voter? no.gif

 

BLAZE'S BALLS IN '08...they listen

So let me get this right JB....

 

Your BALLS have EARS???

 

Come on!!!

 

Be honest here.

 

I may have taken what you said,

"Without the inner workings of a sack,

you wouldn't even exist girly." a bit to

the extreme but are you now stating that

YOUR BALLS can run the WORLD???

 

I highly doubt that.

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, And CeeJ... 4 sets of ears willing to listen. yes.gif

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As for our platform, all I can say is that CeeJ is picking apart things just to tear us down. She sees only the negative in some incredible ideas. Do you really want such a negative person running THE WORLD???

 

And FLIP FLOP???? Boy does she ever flip flop. First she supports Tick. Then she gets on a mad power hungry quest and decides to run against her so-called "friends", then finally sees the error of her ways and hatches a scheme to JOIN UP with them and CO-RULE the world if elected.

 

PUH-LEEEEEEZ!!!

 

And then we have LadiRushFan80. Yes she dug this thread up. Because she was the only one who wasn't OUT THERE... in the trenches... CAMPAIGNING. We've been out there kissing babies (and their mommas), and shaking hands of all our future subserviants. We haven't been sitting around the house playing Pilates or whatever the hell it is she does. So this thread may have been buried for awhile, but it was NOT forgotten. Jack was too busy working on our official platform. I was busy fighting small criminals in the streets of Scranton as I train for my match against Ladi at Cinqo de Mayo.

 

As for Blaze's Balls... they may be some kind of strange delicacy over in Japan, my friend. But here... they're just another smelly sack, not worthy of our vote. Have some dignity and just concede victory now. yes.gif

 

NECRO and JACK!!! Campaigning to WIN!!!

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 17 2007, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Apr 17 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 03:32 AM)


You don't want a set of balls running your world!!! no.gif

Without the inner workings of a sack, you wouldn't even exist girly. Appreciate them.

 

A vote for my balls is a vote for LIFE. yes.gif yes.gif

DADDY???

 

I didn't know that YOUR BALLS had anything to do with ME. ohmy.gif

 

Come on now...

 

If you are saying that a set of balls is a good thing...

And Jack is saying that breasts are a good thing...

 

Then all the votes come to us!!!

 

We have 2 sets of balls and breasts. yes.gif

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and Ceej... WE HAVE IT ALL!!! 1022.gif cheer.gif 1022.gif cheer.gif

goodpost.gif yes.gif

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ Apr 18 2007, 05:24 AM)


As for Blaze's Balls... they may be some kind of strange delicacy over in Japan, my friend. But here... they're just another smelly sack, not worthy of our vote. Have some dignity and just concede victory now. yes.gif

Well said ! icon_really_happy_guy.gif

i must give credit where it is do. rofl3.gif

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laugh.gif Hey Campaigners

 

BLAZE'S BALLS =

 

 

MORE "BANG" FOR YOUR BUCK.

 

 

Vote 1 for JB'S smelly sack - er I mean balls yes.gif new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 17 2007, 07:35 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Apr 17 2007, 04:57 PM)
[TrumpetFanfare]Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah![/TrumpetFanfare]

ANNOUNCING:

The Necromancer/Jack Aubrey Political Platform!

1. Convicted felons will immediately enter a regimented training routine and will fight to the death in gladitorial games in your local arena.

2. Female breast augmentation surgery will cost five dollars per booby.

3. Female breast reduction surgery will cost $250,000 per booby to offset the cost of breast augmentation surgery.

4. Speed limits will be declared unconstitutional.

5. The White House will be moved from Washington, DC to Honolulu, Hawaii.

6. Marijuana will be immediately legalized. Packs of marijuana cigarettes will cost $8.00 due to high taxation rates, but will include a coupon good for 1 large pizza and a bag of M&M's.

7. Soccer will be declared a sissy sport.

8. National motto of 'E Pluribus Unum' will be replaced with 'All your base are belong to us'.

9. The Geneva Convention will no longer apply to the French.

10. Mortkort's birthday will be declared a national holiday. Celebrations will include local air guitar contests. Mortkort wigs will be given away free.

11. All flight attendants will be female, under the age of 30, unmarried, and Swedish. Mandatory massage training will be required for all flight attendants.

12. Corporal punishment will be re-instituted in the public schools, and capital punishment where needed.

13. Geddy, Alex, and Neil will replace FDR on the dime.

14. Johnny Blaze's balls will be assigned their own security detail.

15. The income tax will be eliminated and replaced with a stupidity tax.

16.  The United States will commit itself to developing an ion-based hyperdrive engine by the year 2025.

17. After the hyperdrive engine is developed and installed aboard a space vehicle, all hippies, welfare recipients, and other undesirables will be invited to go and colonize Alpha Centauri.

I have to tell you what I think about your platform.

 

Breast surgery JACK!!!

wtf.gif

Do you really think that is going to get you votes???

Do you know how many women have had problems with

these types of surgeries??? Oh... I forgot... You are

a man who wants to see women with large breasts.

But if you believe that the NWW here are going to

think that this a GREAT IDEA... by all means keep

babbling about women and the breasts.

 

Speed limits unconstitutional...

I myself know how hard it is to obey the speed limit,

Trust me I have paid out thousands but I believe that

it is necessary to have some type of limit. yes.gif

 

Soccer a sissy sport... Jack, are you forgetting that

some of our children get no exercise and that the only

thing their parents can do to get them off their ass may

be to go and play soccer??? So many of our children these

days have no exercise and that contributes to the number

obese children our world has. Now with you and Necro declaring

soccer, the only thing they do, a sissy sport... What exercise

will they actually get???

 

Flight attendants... Again Jack... If you were living in the

"caveman" times... This might be how you could win. yes.gif

Are you forgetting that WOMEN are people??? We have minds

and MOST men have realized this and embrace the idea of

treating us EQUAL. ohmy.gif Does that shock you JACK???

Women these days are working just as hard at an "outside"

job, coming home to run a home, caring for her children,

and being a loving wife.

And what about the men and women that are flight attendants

now that don't meet your criteria... Do they lose their jobs???

 

Corporal Punishment in school??? The schools are already failing us Jack.

Do you not see that? This is already a war that we are fighting to keep

our children safe. And you want to bring it back to the states where it

is illegal? What is wrong? Don't you see that our teachers need to teach

and not BEAT our children?

 

And why would you want to ruin one of our brightest stars with all hippies,

welfare recipients, and other undesirables???

 

I am awaiting a meeting with my fellow running-mates and we will be ready to fill

all of you in and stand by our platform shortly.

 

And I can assure you that JB's balls will not be assigned their own security detail.

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking everyone into consideration and not acting

like we live in the dark ages.

Our platform speaks for itself, your questions notwithstanding. Call me a caveman if you want to, but this caveman just produced his platform before any other candidate did. This caveman schooled you all!

 

So, where's yours? What are you hiding?

 

Come on, don't waste your time picking at our platform, produce yours (if you even have one)!

 

Necro and Jack-throwing down the gauntlet.

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Hmm, eight hours and still no sign of a platform from LRF and Ceej?!

 

Do they even have one, I wonder?

 

Folks-if they don't, can you trust them with your vote?

 

Necro and Jack-trustworthy!

 

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6. Marijuana will be immediately legalized. Packs of marijuana cigarettes will cost $8.00 due to high taxation rates, but will include a coupon good for 1 large pizza and a bag of M&M's.

 

 

This is the Only Good Thing you have But not good enough to get votes away from Ladi & Ceej no.gif

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Sorry for the delay with the platform.

The reason for the delay is that we have

4 people that are running together to give

you more leverage. So this means that the

4 of us have to decide exactly what we all

want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts

together for you very shortly. But I would think

that you, the voters, would want all of it and not

just bits and pieces.

 

We understand that you want to know the specifics

and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather

see us working together to give you a decorated cake

rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to

measure and figure out yourself?

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the

baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:33 PM)

Sorry for the delay with the platform.
The reason for the delay is that we have
4 people that are running together to give
you more leverage. So this means that the
4 of us have to decide exactly what we all
want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts
together for you very shortly. But I would think
that you, the voters, would want all of it and not
just bits and pieces.

We understand that you want to know the specifics
and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather
see us working together to give you a decorated cake
rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to
measure and figure out yourself?

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the
baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

and this is exactly why you shouldn't vote for Ceej, Ladi, Tick and Mort, 4 people means more bueraucracy! it means more chances for shady political dealings. Don't be fooled people. these candidates claim they love you and have your best interests at heart, but all they have interest in is power and greed. Why else would political candidates team up like so many companies merging together to screw over the consumers? think about it.

 

this message brought to you by the campaign to elect Necro and Jack. together we can make a difference.

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QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Apr 18 2007, 08:43 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:33 PM)

Sorry for the delay with the platform.
The reason for the delay is that we have
4 people that are running together to give
you more leverage. So this means that the
4 of us have to decide exactly what we all
want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts
together for you very shortly. But I would think
that you, the voters, would want all of it and not
just bits and pieces.

We understand that you want to know the specifics
and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather
see us working together to give you a decorated cake
rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to
measure and figure out yourself?

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the
baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

and this is exactly why you shouldn't vote for Ceej, Ladi, Tick and Mort, 4 people means more bueraucracy! it means more chances for shady political dealings. Don't be fooled people. these candidates claim they love you and have your best interests at heart, but all they have interest in is power and greed. Why else would political candidates team up like so many companies merging together to screw over the consumers? think about it.

 

this message brought to you by the campaign to elect Necro and Jack. together we can make a difference.

I don't know what you are talking about here. confused13.gif

The 4 of us are upstanding citizens of this community

that have done nothing to support the claims that you

are making here. We together have decided that the 4

of us together is better than a set of balls or Jack/Necro.

 

If you want to accept whatever "cabinet position" thet

offered you to come and slander us... Go right ahead.

 

Our actions of the past will tell our voters where we stand. yes.gif

 

The reason for the delay was explained... Again, there are 4

of us that need to make decisions. We are not a set of balls

or a team that has 1 brain and 1 set of muscles.

 

Again... Please accept our apology for this delay in our

platform.

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Working together to give you

a better life and world.

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:33 PM)

Sorry for the delay with the platform.
The reason for the delay is that we have
4 people that are running together to give
you more leverage. So this means that the
4 of us have to decide exactly what we all
want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts
together for you very shortly. But I would think
that you, the voters, would want all of it and not
just bits and pieces.

We understand that you want to know the specifics
and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather
see us working together to give you a decorated cake
rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to
measure and figure out yourself?

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the
baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

AHA! I knew it! You have no platform even though it is late in the game, so to speak.

 

My friends, can you afford to elect people who are so woefully unprepared? What will they do in moments of crisis? I'll tell you what they'll do. They'll say: 'wait a minute! We're not ready!' and then rush off to cobble together some half-baked plan which will most probably exacerbate the situation! The LRF/Ceej/Tick/Mortkort contingent cannot be trusted!

 

I, as a student of the great Sun Tzu, always have a plan for every contingency. Which is why you can trust Necro and myself!

 

Necro and Jack-we don't even button our shirts without a plan!

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:54 PM)
The reason for the delay was explained... Again, there are 4
of us that need to make decisions. We are not a set of balls
or a team that has 1 brain and 1 set of muscles.

Therein lies the problem, 4 brains, all pulling in 4 different directions! Your '1 brain cell and 1 set of muscles' slander only serves to illustrate how envious you are of mine and Necro's brilliance and unification!

 

Necro and Jack-America's team!

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:54 PM)
QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Apr 18 2007, 08:43 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:33 PM)

Sorry for the delay with the platform.
The reason for the delay is that we have
4 people that are running together to give
you more leverage. So this means that the
4 of us have to decide exactly what we all
want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts
together for you very shortly. But I would think
that you, the voters, would want all of it and not
just bits and pieces.

We understand that you want to know the specifics
and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather
see us working together to give you a decorated cake
rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to
measure and figure out yourself?

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the
baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

and this is exactly why you shouldn't vote for Ceej, Ladi, Tick and Mort, 4 people means more bueraucracy! it means more chances for shady political dealings. Don't be fooled people. these candidates claim they love you and have your best interests at heart, but all they have interest in is power and greed. Why else would political candidates team up like so many companies merging together to screw over the consumers? think about it.

 

this message brought to you by the campaign to elect Necro and Jack. together we can make a difference.

I don't know what you are talking about here. confused13.gif

The 4 of us are upstanding citizens of this community

that have done nothing to support the claims that you

are making here. We together have decided that the 4

of us together is better than a set of balls or Jack/Necro.

 

If you want to accept whatever "cabinet position" thet

offered you to come and slander us... Go right ahead.

 

Our actions of the past will tell our voters where we stand. yes.gif

 

The reason for the delay was explained... Again, there are 4

of us that need to make decisions. We are not a set of balls

or a team that has 1 brain and 1 set of muscles.

 

Again... Please accept our apology for this delay in our

platform.

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Working together to give you

a better life and world.

 

 

speaking of slander, just because I came over to a campaign for a promised cabinet position and lots of bananas, and an island, doesn't mean what I said was untrue. it is very true. four people, trying to be top dog leads to bueraucracy and bad management. the fact that you still have no platform proves it. you have no unity, no cohesion, just four people tryying to get votes by playing to the lowest denominators. Teling people you love them and feel for them. That's nothing but cheap words. Try actually coming up with some ideas for how to run the place. At this point I wouldn't trust you four to bake some slice and bake cookies, never mind a cake or running the world. Your actions very well do tell the voters where you stand, you stand for flip flopping and backing down when challenges get too tough for you, running to get help because you fear that you can't really win honestly. So be it. Maybe you should get 8 or 16 people to run together, maybe get some more bueracracy going to further foul up the works. You have no plans and no spines.

 

Vote Necro and Jack- plans to spare and backbones to back them up!

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QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Apr 18 2007, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:54 PM)
QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Apr 18 2007, 08:43 PM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ Apr 18 2007, 08:33 PM)

Sorry for the delay with the platform.
The reason for the delay is that we have
4 people that are running together to give
you more leverage. So this means that the
4 of us have to decide exactly what we all
want together. yes.gif We will have our thoughts
together for you very shortly. But I would think
that you, the voters, would want all of it and not
just bits and pieces.

We understand that you want to know the specifics
and you will get them. yes.gif But wouldn't you rather
see us working together to give you a decorated cake
rather than a bunch of ingredients tht you have to
measure and figure out yourself?

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Taking care of all the
baking so you don't have to. biggrin.gif

and this is exactly why you shouldn't vote for Ceej, Ladi, Tick and Mort, 4 people means more bueraucracy! it means more chances for shady political dealings. Don't be fooled people. these candidates claim they love you and have your best interests at heart, but all they have interest in is power and greed. Why else would political candidates team up like so many companies merging together to screw over the consumers? think about it.

 

this message brought to you by the campaign to elect Necro and Jack. together we can make a difference.

I don't know what you are talking about here. confused13.gif

The 4 of us are upstanding citizens of this community

that have done nothing to support the claims that you

are making here. We together have decided that the 4

of us together is better than a set of balls or Jack/Necro.

 

If you want to accept whatever "cabinet position" thet

offered you to come and slander us... Go right ahead.

 

Our actions of the past will tell our voters where we stand. yes.gif

 

The reason for the delay was explained... Again, there are 4

of us that need to make decisions. We are not a set of balls

or a team that has 1 brain and 1 set of muscles.

 

Again... Please accept our apology for this delay in our

platform.

 

Tick, Mort, Ladi, and CeeJ... Working together to give you

a better life and world.

 

 

speaking of slander, just because I came over to a campaign for a promised cabinet position and lots of bananas, and an island, doesn't mean what I said was untrue. it is very true. four people, trying to be top dog leads to bueraucracy and bad management. the fact that you still have no platform proves it. you have no unity, no cohesion, just four people tryying to get votes by playing to the lowest denominators. Teling people you love them and feel for them. That's nothing but cheap words. Try actually coming up with some ideas for how to run the place. At this point I wouldn't trust you four to bake some slice and bake cookies, never mind a cake or running the world. Your actions very well do tell the voters where you stand, you stand for flip flopping and backing down when challenges get too tough for you, running to get help because you fear that you can't really win honestly. So be it. Maybe you should get 8 or 16 people to run together, maybe get some more bueracracy going to further foul up the works. You have no plans and no spines.

 

Vote Necro and Jack- plans to spare and backbones to back them up!

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hello friends ! i know i have said little in recent days, the truth is im working on my platform, ya want to see it ?

 

http://www.hiller.org/files/i/platform-4-626.jpg

its pretty rad dont ya think. i want to make a grand entrance when the time is right ! 1022.gif

TICK... MORT... LADI... CEEJ...

LEADING THE WAY TO THE FUTURE !

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QUOTE (tick @ Apr 18 2007, 10:22 PM)
hello friends ! i know i have said little in recent days, the truth is im working on my platform, ya want to see it ?

http://www.hiller.org/files/i/platform-4-626.jpg
its pretty rad dont ya think. i want to make a grand entrance when the time is right ! 1022.gif
TICK... MORT... LADI... CEEJ...
LEADING THE WAY TO THE FUTURE !

right on brother....

 

 

 

right f***ing on!!!!!

 

 

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Ladi asked ME to help with the Tick/Mort/Ladi/Ceej campaign platform...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the Platform I recomend for Ladirushfan80....

 

 

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/geddylee2001/yow.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone disagree?

 

Oops...I forgot Necro has these in 14 inchers....

 

Well, I'll keep looking....

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QUOTE (tick @ Apr 18 2007, 10:22 PM)
hello friends ! i know i have said little in recent days, the truth is im working on my platform, ya want to see it ?

http://www.hiller.org/files/i/platform-4-626.jpg
its pretty rad dont ya think. i want to make a grand entrance when the time is right ! 1022.gif
TICK... MORT... LADI... CEEJ...
LEADING THE WAY TO THE FUTURE !

So, your platform is a failed military experiment.

 

Why am I not surprised?

 

Necro and Jack-no failures here!

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Apr 19 2007, 07:51 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Apr 18 2007, 10:22 PM)
hello friends ! i know i have said little in recent days, the truth is im working on my platform, ya want to see it ?

http://www.hiller.org/files/i/platform-4-626.jpg
its pretty rad dont ya think. i want to make a grand entrance when the time is right ! 1022.gif
TICK... MORT... LADI... CEEJ...
LEADING THE WAY TO THE FUTURE !

So, your platform is a failed military experiment.

 

Why am I not surprised?

 

Necro and Jack-no failures here!

a failure you say ? hmm, well i prefer to think of it as a cool guy with a helmitt on, desending downward upon the city. hiller did not fail my friend, hiller has been doing experiments like this since the 50's ! hiller never fails ! my retro platform rocks ! you got that ? your just jelious you have no platform you negative nelly ! oh and the platform has nothing to do with the military friend, hiller is just a great american who supports our troops ! the kind of american, i am proud to have on my staff !

 

"HILLER, JUST ONE MORE REASON TO VOTE FOR THE FANTABULOUS FOUR !"

 

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QUOTE (tick @ Apr 19 2007, 08:25 AM)
your just jelious you have no platform you negative nelly !

Wait, what?

 

Folks, if Tick is so out of touch, heedless, and unobservent as to not see the platform that I posted just yesterday, a platform which rests at the top of the SAME PAGE where he made this comment, then can you really trust him with your vote? I submit that you cannot! Heck, I doubt he could tell you what color the White House is without looking it up!

 

Necro and Jack-so in touch, you can actually feel it!

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Apr 19 2007, 08:45 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Apr 19 2007, 08:25 AM)
your just jelious you have no platform you negative nelly !

Wait, what?

 

Folks, if Tick is so out of touch, heedless, and unobservent as to not see the platform that I posted just yesterday, a platform which rests at the top of the SAME PAGE where he made this comment, then can you really trust him with your vote? I submit that you cannot! Heck, I doubt he could tell you what color the White House is without looking it up!

 

Necro and Jack-so in touch, you can actually feel it!

oh please friend, anyone can post a bogus list of lies and nonsence drivel, but how many can have a kickass platform like the one hiller is making his descent on ! 1022.gif ya see dude, i just understand whats important, while you on the other hand, sound like any other garden variety politician. the bottom line folks is, tick steps out of the box to take you to realms you never thought possible !

TICK...MORT...LADI...CEEJ...

DARE TO DREAM.

 

oh and everyone knows the white house is blue ya joker. sarcasm.gif

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http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p318/ceejspics2/platform-4-626.jpg

 

~~~~~~TICK-CHICK ALLIANCE PLATFORM~~~~~~

 

Freedom... America has always stood for freedom and we

plan to keep it that way.

 

Craziness...Tick has made our lives crazy from the time

that he entered this board and he will continue to make

you think you are insanely nuts.(nuts crazy, not balls no.gif )

 

Fitness... What better person to make sure that all of our

asses are in shape then Ladi. She will make sure that we

all know the proper exercises and fitness programs that

we should be involved in.

 

We want to hear and understand what all of you want.

Therefore, Will will be making sure that more languages

are studied in schools so that everyone can communicate.

And we want to hear from you about your needs and wants.

How can anyone say that they are here for you without the

input of YOU? So offer us your questions and concerns.

 

We know that there are lots of laws that make no sense

and actually prevent us from living the way that we should.

If you now of a law that you disagree with and you let us

know about it... We will see what we can do to get it changed.

We have found a few laws around the world that we feel need

to be changed.

 

You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught

throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. We

like this law... It means gum will not be stuck

to your shoes... Therefore this will be worldwide.

 

The Unites Kingdom says:Any boy under the age of 10 may

not see a naked manequin.We don't see the harm in this so

we will abolish this law.

 

In Canada you may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only

pennies. WHY??? If we make that type of change then we

should accept it as payment. And we also would like to change

the law in Canada that makes it illegal to climb trees. We know

that this will prevent Pags and others with the urge to play from

having a great time.

 

Alabama states: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. We

agree so this will be worldwide.

 

Arizona law states :Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Arkansas law states: Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

We know that some of you would like to protect your pet in

case of a tornado. yes.gif So this law will be abolished.

 

Colorado is one of the only places that allows Tags to be

ripped off of pillows and mattresses. We feel that if you

bought it... RIP IT OFF!!!

 

Michigan law states: Persons may not be drunk on trains.

This is wrong. We have been in this situation and know that

it is far better than getting behind the wheel of a car.

 

 

 

MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, TODAY, TOMORROW, FOREVER.

 

STRAIGHT TALK, HONEST ANSWERS, NO BULL CRAP.

 

STENGTH, LEADERSHIP, NO FANTASY.

 

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