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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Oct 4 2007, 11:03 PM)
QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Oct 3 2007, 08:35 AM)
Dear pilots who will be flying my tired, lazy ass home today,

Please don't f*k up the landing (or anything else).

Thanks in advance.

Dear D,

 

I hope you made it home safe!

 

 

Always,

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Dear you,

 

If it was me doing the flying, he'd be home safe and sound for sure biggrin.gif

 

I want to get my many pilot certificates and ratings so I can fly the big' uns!!!!!! 653.gif 653.gif 653.gif

 

---crazy dreamer wub.gif

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Dear Mr. Bauer,

 

If I were a guy, I'd want to be JUST like you. You're cool. Heh heh....heh heh heh...

 

You ROCK, man...you just...ROCK.

 

The way you threatened to cut that guy's eye out...I mean...wow! Cool as a cucumber.

 

Signed,

A fan who has recently started watching season five...

 

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Dear Everyone in the World

 

I can't get past people not getting past the past and letting things go.

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For some reason people definitely do not say what they mean.

Just a bunch of words and self righteousness.

 

I hate that.

 

 

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Dear Gods of Relaxation.

 

 

Thanks.

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Dear West Scranton Falcon Football Organization,

 

I've been a part of your organization since my oldest son started playing football for you 13 years ago. All of my children have been there and you've sucked THOUSANDS of dollars and tons of time from my life. Though there were plenty of highs through the years, the overall experience was not all that pleasurable. The politics of organized children's sports is ridiculous. Having children that happened to be incredible at the sport, should have made things better for us, but since I didn't go to the local high school and wasn't known by any of you, it only made our time there unbearable at times. Still... through it all, I kept my kids there and never lost my temper and decked anyone, like I soooooo wanted to do.

 

Today was my daughter's graduation from your organization. It was beautiful. It would have been perfect except for your OMISSION of my name as her escort, and only including her mother, who never did a DAMN THING for that hell hole. Again... it wasn't about me, it was my daughter's day, so i made no scene. BUT when I left that field for the LAST time... i DANCED out the gate. I wish your organization no luck EVER.

 

Kenny, Justin's, Damian's and Raven's PISSED OFF DAD.

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Dear Roly Poly

 

Thank you for that. smile.gif

 

Here is one for you

 

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1343795/2/istockphoto_1343795_exercise_equipment.jpg

 

Always

Me

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ Oct 7 2007, 03:09 PM)
Dear West Scranton Falcon Football Organization,

I've been a part of your organization since my oldest son started playing football for you 13 years ago. All of my children have been there and you've sucked THOUSANDS of dollars and tons of time from my life. Though there were plenty of highs through the years, the overall experience was not all that pleasurable. The politics of organized children's sports is ridiculous. Having children that happened to be incredible at the sport, should have made things better for us, but since I didn't go to the local high school and wasn't known by any of you, it only made our time there unbearable at times. Still... through it all, I kept my kids there and never lost my temper and decked anyone, like I soooooo wanted to do.

Today was my daughter's graduation from your organization. It was beautiful. It would have been perfect except for your OMISSION of my name as her escort, and only including her mother, who never did a DAMN THING for that hell hole. Again... it wasn't about me, it was my daughter's day, so i made no scene. BUT when I left that field for the LAST time... i DANCED out the gate. I wish your organization no luck EVER.

Kenny, Justin's, Damian's and Raven's PISSED OFF DAD.

I feel that way about our hockey association around here angry.gif

 

If you don't play thier politics your child or brother inlaw in my case doesn't get the breaks... although they are incredible!!! and when my father inlaw decked the coach I cheered and clapped instead of trying to back him off

 

 

check one up for dad in law!!!

 

now my nephew is in the same association... and I am hoping it has changed in the years away from the sport... still holding out hope... ps my son is not in hockey although he still may end up there.... I'm sure I'll be the one doing the butt kicking this time if it interfers with my son angry.gif

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Dear guys, (you know who you are!)

 

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to your words and music. You speak and play words that have always made clear sense to me, and I have never wavered from the fact that you are the best.

 

As a product of the 80's, you made the most unreal music...from very dark during the cold war years, to light and fast...and it just seemed like you and I were always on the same page...and I could count on you to make music at just the right time depending on what was happening in life...

 

It had been 3 years since Counterparts...in that 3 years, my life came totally unscrewed and I was in the worst shape of my fairly early life.

 

My only thoughts then were how best to get off this rock and end my misery and suffering...I didn't figure life was worth living anymore, and no matter how hard I tried, I just figured it was better to end it all and stop this constant suffering.

 

And then RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE...after 3 years...I heard that you were having an interview on Rockline to announce a new album, and you were going to play a few songs from it and tell us all about it.

 

for the next 3 weeks, instead of wallowing in my pitty and misery, I suddenly had something to go for...I had Rush on Rockline, and they were going to tell their fans about a new album...

 

I worked, played and just went on with life...but always in the back of my mind was "Rush has one coming out...what great timing!"

 

I sat by my radio...waiting for 8pm...Then Rockline came on...Geddy talked, Alex talked...Then the announcer said..."We'd like to play the 2nd song from the new Rush album Test for Echo...this is Driven...."

 

Alex's guitar ripped in...Geddy came in seconds later...then Neil...moments later, the strumming of strings and back to the power again...

 

I was standing the middle of my new apartment where I had suffered for months and months in loneliness and was smiling from ear to ear...

 

From then on, it was wait for the album to come out, and then the tour that played all of 2112 for us....and before I knew it, I was happy again...

 

I know you are a band, and you make music when you do...you don't know me, and probably never will, but I have to tell you this...you stepped little over 11 years ago at just the right time...

 

Thanks guys...thanks for all the years of music, and thanks to you for the release of Test for Echo on September 10th, 1996...I'll never forget it...

 

You can fight

Without ever winning

But never ever win

Without a fight

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Dear annoying coworker,

 

Please don't refer to me as a "kid". As in "kids your age do this" or "I see kids your age going there", etc. I am 24 years old and have had this full-time job for almost 3 years now, making me an adult in many ways.

 

Thanks, %$#^@&,

J.

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Dear annoying coworker #2,

 

I have also had a serious boyfriend going on 3 years now. I do not appreciate you passing onto me the "singles get-together" junk mail letters we get in the mail. And even if I were single, I don't need a singles network to meet people.

 

 

Again,

J.

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Dear ________:

 

Tell me about it. eyesre4.gif

 

I wish things were as easy as some seem to think. Maybe it's easy for some. Wonder how they'd handle some really, really heavy crap going down in their lives?

 

With all kinds of good graces, I'm sure. Unlike me. I'm a cranky bitch.

 

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Yep.

 

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Dear lady on the phone

 

thank you for making things a little easier for me.

 

 

 

Dear other lady on the phone,

 

You're a treat. Don't worry too much about me smile.gif

 

 

Dear other other lady,

 

Too right sister!!

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While I'm at it...

 

Dear Idiots of the world:

 

It boggles my mind that people who refuse to THINK can seem almost perversely successful in their day-to-day lives. I'm busting my ass here, and for what?

 

Sheesh.

 

But you've got it all figured out, doncha? I'm just bitter and cynical, and just don't know where to look for help.

 

*BUZZ*

 

Wrong! I've looked there. And there. And there, too!

 

I'm on my own. That's kind of sad, innit? Ah, well. Mustn't grumble.

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 17 2008, 09:02 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 17 2008, 02:58 PM)
That's kind of sad, innit?

Holy crap!! She's going Chav on us!!! ohmy.gif

 

 

 

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Awww, just a lickle bit. wink.gif

 

QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 17 2008, 09:02 AM)

M, you're one tough chicky. Be strong but lean on friends when you need to. That's what we're here for.  hug2.gif

Thank you. heart.gif

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Dear antibotics

 

why must you react to my body rage.gif

 

hubby better get home with the benedryl very soon or might not have any skin left wacko.gif

 

I won't be taking anymore rage.gif

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QUOTE (chaotica @ Jan 17 2008, 04:50 PM)
Dear antibotics

why must you react to my body rage.gif

hubby better get home with the benedryl very soon or might not have any skin left wacko.gif

I won't be taking anymore rage.gif

You're not coming over with something contagious are you? unsure.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jan 18 2008, 07:15 AM)
QUOTE (chaotica @ Jan 17 2008, 04:50 PM)
Dear antibotics

why must you react to my body  rage.gif

hubby better get home with the benedryl very soon or might not have any skin left wacko.gif

I won't be taking anymore  rage.gif

You're not coming over with something contagious are you? unsure.gif

NO!

 

I've had an bladder infection and an allergic reaction to the antibotic wacko.gif

 

nothing contagious... I wouldn't do that to you guys... I would cancel if I thought this was contagious!!!

 

If you want to cancel that find I understand

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