Cygnalschick Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I was at work yesterday when I saw this guy wearing a shirt that said 'Homeland Security'. And I thought to myself "yeah right!" That could be classified as an oxymoron right? Well, some others I know are Military Intelligence, Pretty Ugly,... , well I guess that's all I know! But do any of you have any good ones? I'd like to hear them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Living Dead Same Difference Head Butt Jumbo Shrimp Silent Scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Rush sucks" hear it every single day from my guitarist. I just tell him to f**k off. Yeah I'm a nice person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Gloves Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 QUOTE (fledgehog @ Aug 14 2006, 02:42 PM)"Rush sucks" hear it every single day from my guitarist. I just tell him to f**k off. Yeah I'm a nice person No need to be nice when someone dislikes Rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i agree not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 The word oxymoron itself is an oxymoron. It comes from the Greek oxys - sharp, keen; and moros - foolish. Near miss That's all I can come up with for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 happily married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 bad beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulfhrafnr Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 microsoft works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 QUOTE (Kid_Gloves @ Aug 14 2006, 02:46 PM) QUOTE (fledgehog @ Aug 14 2006, 02:42 PM)"Rush sucks" hear it every single day from my guitarist. I just tell him to f**k off. Yeah I'm a nice person No need to be nice when someone dislikes Rush. Yes thats true. Its in the faq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Does "Scared Half to Death" count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Office Services. aka "We're out of staplers and don't know when they're coming in, that's why we sent you staple removers instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 QUOTE (tangdog @ Aug 17 2006, 09:41 PM) happily married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Aug 18 2006, 07:04 PM) Office Services. aka "We're out of staplers and don't know when they're coming in, that's why we sent you staple removers instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Happily Single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 legally drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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