Rush Didact Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 THE GAMBLER BY KENNY WHATEVERTHEFUCKHISNAMEIS IS PLAYING ON THE STORE SPEAKERS!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!!! I HATE THIS F.U.C.K.I.N.G SONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Didact Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 That was the most painful thing I've experienced all day. Very little rivals my hatred of that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 QUOTE (Rush Didact @ Jun 30 2006, 03:24 PM) THE GAMBLER BY KENNY WHATEVERTHEFUCKHISNAMEIS IS PLAYING ON THE STORE SPEAKERS!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!!! I HATE THIS F.U.C.K.I.N.G SONG!!!! Out of all of us, YOu where the one closest to the stereo. Why didn't YOU do it? (You're prolly the one who brought the tape in, huh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 QUOTE Rush Didact Posted on Jun 30 2006, 03:24 PM THE GAMBLER BY KENNY WHATEVERTHEFUCKHISNAMEIS IS PLAYING ON THE STORE SPEAKERS!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!!! I HATE THIS F.U.C.K.I.N.G SONG!!!! My dad feels the same way about Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus... I love playing it for him just to see him wince with a painful look in his eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Well, Kenny Rogers had one good song... and it was entirely different from the rest of his catalog. (Big suprise, since it's GOOD.) "I just walked in, to see what condition my condition was in. (Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Hey, Didact... On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere, I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep. So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak. He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces, And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes. So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces. For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice. So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow. Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light. And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right. You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when youre sittin at the table. Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done. Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep. cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser, And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window, Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep. And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even. But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep. You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when youre sittin at the table. Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done. You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table. Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Seer Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Kenny Rogers Rulz Dude. Especially when he duets with Dolly "Oh My God My Breasts are so f***ing Large I can Feed the World" Parton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Kenny Rogers was ok in the day but now that he has some surgery he looks aweful i think .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I sometimes wonder if Kenny Rogers is really how he's protrayed on MadTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 haven't seen that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Didact Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Jun 30 2006, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (Rush Didact @ Jun 30 2006, 03:24 PM) THE GAMBLER BY KENNY WHATEVERTHEFUCKHISNAMEIS IS PLAYING ON THE STORE SPEAKERS!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!!! I HATE THIS F.U.C.K.I.N.G SONG!!!! Out of all of us, YOu where the one closest to the stereo. Why didn't YOU do it? (You're prolly the one who brought the tape in, huh?) It was satellite radio, actually. And I'd have management up front mad at me if I turned it off. Sometimes I'm tempted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I think banning that song might qualify as an act of mercy towards all people who can hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Didact Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Jun 30 2006, 06:48 PM) I think banning that song might qualify as an act of mercy towards all people who can hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rush Didact Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 100 smiley faces with picket signs can't all be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Nah, make certain Russians listen to it; for a very, very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 that song wasn't that bad now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 yes, yes it is...make the bad man stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 puts his whole CD in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 OMG are you trying to drive me to drink? actually, silly question, i don't need a reason to drink.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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doubled_mystic Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blonde77th Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 RED RED WINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ahhhhh! my virtual ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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