priest_of_syrinx Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^His emote to describe Michael Moore: " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^ Wants to rape and kill Ann Coulter; not necessarily in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^Would have to do that in reverse order to even have a chance with John Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 << Doesn't want a chance with John Edwards. ^^ Has a photo of Pat Nixon in his wallet; uses it during special trips to the men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^Too poor to own a wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^ Masturbates using a sock puppet he calls "Gretchen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^Goes to show how much he thinks about masturbation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^^ Embarrassed by his own genitals; uses tweezers to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^^ Uses a rubber tube to recycle his pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^ Uses the same rubber tube, which cycles into his mouth like a beer helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^^ Unable to explain why he carries a gimp mask, a feather duster and a pound of liver round in the boot (trunk lol) of his car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^^^ Has no explanation for the french maid outfit in his closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 QUOTE (Fridge @ Jul 3 2006, 04:23 PM) ^^^ Unable to explain why he carries a gimp mask, a feather duster and a pound of liver round in the boot (trunk lol) of his car... Honestly, they're not mine! That's not my bag, baby! ^^ Owns several studded dog collars, but has no dog. What up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^^^^ Likes to borrow said dog collars for unknown reasons in a dark room.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^Prefers a bridle and reins over dog collars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^Has a 'secret' room housing all manner of riding paraphenalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^^^ Shot J.R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^ Thinks its top entertainment to shoot squirrels with his pellet gun round the back of his trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Likes to "dump" in the North Sea in the hope that one day it will float past someones face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^ Lives in hope that said "dump" will float past HER face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^hides a bottle of special "yoghurt" of the man kind on his rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^ And if you only knew where she hides her man yoghurt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^pokes around looking for said man yoghurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^ Fantasises about me poking around for said man yoghurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^^^ Is not only the president of the man yoghurt club, but is also a (facial) recipient... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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