priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Had an affair with a mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^wants to have an afair with a dead cat while giving a reach around to a rabid wolverine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^ Also has an affair with their oak tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^^enjoys rubbing naked butt cheeks against the bark of a hemlock tree while hitting toes with large rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Eats their mother's dead carcass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^wants to be like Hannibal Lector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Wants to be just like Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^thinks Michael Jackson'splastic sureon is a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Thinks earthworms come from rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^Likes to put earthworms in his butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^ The thought of that makes him want to get out his rod and tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^Wishes to tackle my rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Also wishes to tackle AgentScotty's rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^ His eventual goal in life was foretold by Beavis and Butt-Head... -Scotty ...last name Munch, first name Rodney... ...yeah, Rod Munch, heh heh-heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Likes Hawthorne Heights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^Is a priest of spinal injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^Has gone from 'Advanced Member' to 'Group Member'..."share the wealth" he says, not realizing he's been demoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^often walks around naked in the street to scare the small children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Often walks around naked in her house to scare her husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Alph Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^^follows AG and Trace around taking photographs like a demented porno paparazzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^Pays for the pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Between 1/3 and 1/2 of his weekly paycheck goes towards porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^ His entire salary doesn't stretch to cover the porno and he has had to remortgage his house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^Ended up losing his house and moved back in with his parents due to his porno habits. His bedroom only has room for his bed, television, a very thin path from the door to the bed and to the tv, and the rest is stuffed with porno from floor to ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^^^ Is panicking now as his bank has just sent a letter cancelling his remortgage due to checking on his credit history and finding that he has a running account with donkeylove.com which is $100,000 overdrawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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