madra sneachta Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1 The head gasket has blown on my wife's car. 2 The left back leg of the chair I'm sitting on is wobbling slightly. 3 The only DVD in my line of vision is "The Wall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Sep 7 2005, 08:00 AM) 1 The head gasket has blown on my wife's car. 2 The left back leg of the chair I'm sitting on is wobbling slightly. 3 The only DVD in my line of vision is "The Wall" 1) Your #1 Sucks 2) Your #2 doesn't affect me at all.... 3) Your #3 ROCKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1) Today is day 1 of green light time. The doctor will no longer stop labor. 2) I am not mentally ready to have another child, and I'm freaking. Having the first 3 didn't bother me one bit. Go figure. 3) The ZIP in zip code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 (edited) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM) 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me This gets me thinking. Given: There is one of me. EM=1 Let A=B Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get: 1=2...dun dun dun EM=1=2 EM=2 There are 2 of me How's that for useless fact. Edited September 7, 2005 by endlesslymocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1. Red is a color 2. Blue is a color 3. Red is not blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:30 PM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM) 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me This gets me thinking. Given: There is one of me. EM=1 Let A=B Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get: 1=2...dun dun dun EM=1=2 EM=2 There are 2 of me How's that for useless fact. This happened because you divided by 0 (zero) and when you divide by zero, you get infinity, or more accurately, any number. You should be able to prove, using this, that any number can equal any number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (rickyrob @ Sep 7 2005, 08:35 AM) QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:30 PM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM) 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me This gets me thinking. Given: There is one of me. EM=1 Let A=B Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get: 1=2...dun dun dun EM=1=2 EM=2 There are 2 of me How's that for useless fact. This happened because you divided by 0 (zero) and when you divide by zero, you get infinity, or more accurately, any number. You should be able to prove, using this, that any number can equal any number. I know....But alot of people don't...My math teacher last year walked into first day and put that on the board....It confused alot of people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet. 2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner". 3) However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:38 PM) ...My math teacher last year walked into first day and put that on the board....It confused alot of people... I think all maths teachers do, and since the year dot....mine did too, in 1978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Spacy useless facts: 1. There are more stars in our galaxy (The Milky Way) than there are grains of sand on every beach on the earth. 2. If you were to travel at the speed of light, light will still travel past you at the speed of light. You can never catch up to a light ray. 3. A black hole isn't really black. Its only because the gravity is so powerful that light cannot escape from it, so we don't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 08:43 AM) 1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet. 2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner". 3) However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact. *woohoo* But wait... Theres is 1" Some sort of title" that I have secured... T=1 0= 0+0+0+0...(infinite) =(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)... = 1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)... (This can be done because of the associative law, which states that in addition and subtraction, parntheses can be moved and the sum wont be changed) = 1+ 0+0 + 0..... =1 Therefore 0=1 T=1=0 No title for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (rickyrob @ Sep 7 2005, 09:14 AM) Spacy useless facts: 1. There are more stars in our galaxy (The Milky Way) than there are grains of sand on every beach on the earth. 2. If you were to travel at the speed of light, light will still travel past you at the speed of light. You can never catch up to a light ray. 3. A black hole isn't really black. Its only because the gravity is so powerful that light cannot escape from it, so we don't see it. 1. Thats alot of stars... 2. So wait, energy moves faster than mass, of both are moving at the speed of light? whoa 3. Then a black hole is really black, That's just an explination why it is black... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 09:16 AM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 08:43 AM) 1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet. 2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner". 3) However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact. *woohoo* But wait... Theres is 1" Some sort of title" that I have secured... T=1 0= 0+0+0+0...(infinite) =(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)... = 1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)... (This can be done because of the associative law, which states that in addition and subtraction, parntheses can be moved and the sum wont be changed) = 1+ 0+0 + 0..... =1 Therefore 0=1 T=1=0 No title for me This may not be entirely accurate....but I make the rules, and you keep digging yourself deeper and deeper into a "some sort of title" hole. no need to calculate how far ahead of the pack you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1) I don't drink much anymore 2) I got shithammered last night 3) My head is killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1) My son started school yesterday 2) My daughter started nursery yesterday 3) My wife thinks she's in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 SO, RIV! YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 07:03 PM) SO, RIV! YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET? 1)Greeks party until the sun comes up 2)They like karaoke and it's funny to hear them sing in English 3)Water is my best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Sep 7 2005, 12:02 PM) 1) My son started school yesterday 2) My daughter started nursery yesterday 3) My wife thinks she's in heaven she IS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 3 constants in life 1 time will tell 2 shit will smell 3 water will seek its own level (New Orleans is an example of this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1) Takes 3 alarm clocks to wake me up in the morning(two in a different room) 2) I eat Froot Loops Anytime of day and sometimes without milk. 3) I love the drums..but don't have a clue how to play them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 8, 2005 Author Share Posted September 8, 2005 1) My friend is here on the rush forum now 2) You will all dig her, I bet. 3) she has a kickass avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheighla Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 1. I am a TRF virgin! 2. Geds rocks - both of 'em! 3. This is my very first post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 QUOTE (Sheighla @ Sep 7 2005, 08:25 PM) 1. I am a TRF virgin! 2. Geds rocks - both of 'em! 3. This is my very first post! 1) Welcome to TRF 2) It's awesome here 3) um...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 8, 2005 Author Share Posted September 8, 2005 QUOTE (Sheighla @ Sep 7 2005, 07:25 PM) 1. I am a TRF virgin! 2. Geds rocks - both of 'em! 3. This is my very first post! 1) I am glad you're here! 2) You will LOVE these people. 3) We all just watched you rectify the TRF virgin thingy....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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