blonde77th Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I am cold I AM COLD I AN STILL COLDDDDDDDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 1. I asked the postman if he could drop a line to my uncle-in-law in Arizona. 2. He said, "Well, son, I'll give you a lollipop if you give me 3." 3. I said "Man, man, why are you the pusher, man?" 4. He said, "Dude, I only asked for your zip code. 5. Then I was like, "Yeah right, you totally gave me a 6 of diamonds there if you know what I mean." 6. He displayed a look of confusion. 7. "You need help," said the postman. 8. "Well, I've never been so disappointed in service from a federal agency," I proclaimed. 9. He then slowly backed away from me, and broke into a fast run. 10. I felt an odd compulsion to run after him. 11. So I did. 12. I ran after him until he reached the police station, where he talked to lieutenant Brannigan. 13. "Sir, this man keeps telling me that his name is Nathan Detroit and that he runs a floating pea game. Is that slang for something?" 14. "Of course not," said the lieutenant. "He just wants a little porridge!" 15. Brannigan gave me a bowl of porridge with brown sugar and apples. 16. "Is that better little buddy?" he said. 17. I immediately nodded my head and clapped my hands. 18. "See, Mr. Postman? All he needed was some porridge and some love. Isn't that right, Nathan?" 19. "Yes, yes, lieutenant," I said. "So sue me if I like porridge and I don't like frilly doily doodles." 20. The lieutenant said, "I understand. When I was a young boy like you, I had difficulty understanding circumstances perpendicular to subsequent galaxies as well. Like this porridge." 21. He lifted the empty bowl high in the air. 22. He then put the bowl down the back of his shirt. 23. "You see, Nathan," he said, "with this bowl in my shirt, no repercussions will happen. Nobody can hurt me, and I'm in my own little world. Neither man nor beast can find fault in my solace." 24. "I've never heard such majestic speech," I said. "Can you do it again?" 25. He nodded his head, with just a little bit of froth at the corners of his mouth. 26. "You see, Nathan," he said, "with this bowl in my shirt, no repercussions will happen. Nobody can hurt me, and I'm in my own little world. Neither man nor beast can find fault in my solace." 27. I clapped my hands like a monkey that was trained to clap his hands like a really excited person with no hands. 28. When I was finished with the candy cane that I gave to the eggman, I continued making my case to the postman. 29. "You see, paragraph 8 of section 4 of article 1 of document 12 states that no postman shall ever make a transgression towards an employee or customer. Because I did nothing to provoke you, the action was unnecessary, and will now be considered null and void by paragraph 7 of section 3 of article 2 of document 9," I said, on only one breath. 30. "Well, I've never heard so much sense talked by anybody in my time," said the postman. "Now, about that uncle-in-law of yours..." 31. "Yes?" I said, with a bit of confusion, delusion, and allusion. 32. "Does he like chocolate turtles?" he inquired. 33. "Well, of course," I replied, "but only if they are in chicken broth." 34. "I will immediately send a package to him, free of charge to any constituent third parties whose contents will never be described by an entity outside the paranormal paraphernalia listed in paragraph 3 of section 2 of article 16 of document 426. He will receive it in a non-liable manner, without obligation to any particular object or person. Does that sound exciting?" 35. I once again clapped. 36. All was well... 37. ...Until the next post... 38. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 (edited) I feel awful I am sick I feel like shit Edited January 3, 2008 by Sword and Armor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphseeker Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 im bored - I'm waiting for it to rain - WHen it does rain i won't be bored anymore - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Super Mario Galaxy Duckblaze is sweet. Necro likes comics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 My bike keeps changing gears by herself. And the handlebars are slightly misaligned, I forgot to fix that. Also, she doesn't like the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I'm cold It's cold outside I'm REALLY cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalFan Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 (edited) Today is Thursday. My coffee is cold. My cube walls are 60 inches tall. Edited January 3, 2008 by OriginalFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have a man-crush on Geddy. I wish the foot-size thing was true. The first time I heard the song "Serenity," which wasn't very long ago, I thought of Neil. Then, sure enough, Godsmack says it's about Ghost Rider. This leads to my 3rd fact- I should start a TV Psychic Hotline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalFan Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Three more useless facts: 1. I don't know what a man-crush is 2. My computer fan hums really loud 3. I just burned the chili Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 My hockey team is the best My hockey team kills I am so stoked about my hockey team! :gnarly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Just noticed I have 2106 posts Need to get six more Posting this one now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 This will be 2111 Wanting 2112 to be a memorable one Now thinking that I sould jsut let it go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalFan Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 The plants in my office are dying. Bad network maps are hard to read. I love Microsoft Excel. (oops, that needs to go in the "Tell a Lie" thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I was expecting two calls today. Neither of them called. I could have gone for an extra long bike ride as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I need to get groceries It is suppose to storm with high winds Wonder what I will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamline3 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 1. Im really bored 2. i need more posts 3. i like this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamline3 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screvato Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 It's cold outside. It's dark outside. There is a crab on some beach somewhere eating sand right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 QUOTE (Screvato @ Jan 10 2008, 01:27 PM) It's cold outside. It's dark outside. There is a crab on some beach somewhere eating sand right now. Crabs eat sand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I bought a new jug of windshield fluid, then saw the shop had filled it up The last four digits of my SS# are not 2112 My DVR recordings are 82% full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamline3 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 fish is an animal bird is an animal dog is animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamline3 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Jan 10 2008, 07:50 AM)QUOTE (Screvato @ Jan 10 2008, 01:27 PM) It's cold outside. It's dark outside. There is a crab on some beach somewhere eating sand right now. Crabs eat sand? yeah, seriously, do crabs eat sand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) I'm listening to Yes. I'm enjoying it. Jon Anderson is a wonderful singer. Edited January 12, 2008 by Jaye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) I only own the LP version of 90215. I went to bed again last night with my shirt still on. I'm still wearing that same shirt right now. Edited January 12, 2008 by Lerxster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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