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ok ,post stuff here only when you've had a few too many. then you can go back the next day ,read it and deside if drinking is really right for you. trink38.gif trink38.gif trink38.gif trink38.gif trink38.gif trink38.gif trink38.gif 062802puke_prv.gif
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QUOTE (Moonraker @ Feb 13 2006, 12:00 AM)
i havent had drinks but ive had another form of medication.

sounds interesting.

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So then... so then, no wait you gotta hear this, Haa ha aha. So then I said, no wait, wait! So then I said to him, I said haa ha ha ha. No wait you gotta hear this. Then I....

 

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QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM)
Buzz Posting!

I've had my share smile.gif

GET OUT!!! ohmy.gif

U?!?!

Slacker?!?! u buzzed???!

 

No f*ckin way

 

 

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QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Mar 22 2006, 02:21 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM)
Buzz Posting!

I've had my share smile.gif

GET OUT!!! ohmy.gif

U?!?!

Slacker?!?! u buzzed???!

 

No f*ckin way

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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Mar 22 2006, 02:21 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM)
Buzz Posting!

I've had my share smile.gif

GET OUT!!! ohmy.gif

U?!?!

Slacker?!?! u buzzed???!

 

No f*ckin way

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ohmy.gif

 

 

 

 

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haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight

but it seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds

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i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time

todays

deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 15 2006, 10:34 PM)
haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight
but it seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds
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i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time
todays
deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm having a "get the vinyl out and play all the old prog you can find" night. Fuelled by my last alcohol for a month. It's strange trying to tell your 14 year old son (the hippy) about the joys of buying vinyl and opening up gatefold sleeves and reading the sleeve notes, lyrics and looking at the artwork as opposed to just downloading the track of the web. Having a great night.
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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 15 2006, 09:34 PM)
haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight
but it  seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds
laugh.gif
i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time
todays
deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never get drunk and decide to write a poem.

 

 

 

 

BEWARE THE FOLLOWING IS PHENOMALLY CRUDE.

 

I was drunk with my buddy, and i started bragging about how smart I was so he dared me to prove it, so i wrote these three poems. They are pretty good. I edited them up so you could understand what i was saying a bit more, but still, its entertaining.

 

 

ONCE AGAIN DONT READ IF YOU CANT HANDLE CRUDE STUFF.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Masturbation

 

I hide in my room lonely and sad.

and think of the sex i never had.

 

sick of my inner scorn,

i go log on and download porn.

 

i click a few links and what do i see?

Pam anderson and tommy lee!

 

i click it away, cause i saw it before.

how pamela moaned and groaned like a whore.

the sex was great, but the dialogue sucked.

stop with "love you's" and continue to f**k!

 

i continue to search my eyes feeling sore,

and finally, i find what im looking for.

 

ahh hot milfs getting banged, quite hot i do say.

if my penis could talk it would say hip hip hooray.

 

i yank and crank and beat.

i continue to rub and caress my hot meat.

it grows and grows, and starts to hurt,

then i spooge all over my shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BJ Troubles

 

The girl's blonde hair drapes on my legs

and my mind prays and silently begs.

 

her mouth is moving on my dick,

oh if my mom caught me she would be sick,

 

she sucks and licks and swirls a bit more,

good thing i had a 20 in my pocket, the dirty whore.

 

Yeah so this girl is getting paid,

but hey, i really needed to get laid,

 

the skank is sucking and nibling my meat,

while im fighting the urge to go "skeet skeet"

 

if i release to soon, she will think im a wimp,

but if i dont spooge fast, then she'll think im a pimp.

 

uh oh its too late, i spooge on her face,

she reaches for my money and my heart starts to race.

 

uh oh there's not enough money here,

as i look for more, i wimper in fear.

 

suddenly her pimp shows up and pulls out a gun,

i desperately scramble, and try to run.

 

too late, he shoots me, i should be dead,

but wait, it was a dream, im safe in my bed.

 

thank god thank god, i can live some more,

hey im pretty horny im gonna get me a whore.

 

 

 

 

 

If I Were a Tripod

 

If i were a tripod

how easy life would be.

You dont need nothing,

C'ept a dick, you see.

 

**Dream sequence of me being tripod**

 

Dont need no brains,

Dont need to be smart,

To hold my dick i need a shopping cart,

 

Dont need kindness,

Dont need charm,

You couldnt grow one bigger on a farm.

 

Dont need money,

Dont need crack,

Couldnt have a bigger one even if you were black.

 

Dont need a house,

Dont need a car,

This big dick will take me far.

 

I'd be in pornos left in right,

This dick is even deadly in a fight.

All the ladies would worship my weiner,

Oh, a no life would ever be keener!

 

Oh the ladies, short and tall!

Ones with big boobs!

Ones with Small!

Ladies ladies, everwhere!

"Relax girls, there is plenty to spare!"

 

**end dream sequence**

 

But its really not that size,

Unless there are binoculars on my eyes.

I will be one of those lady-less geezers,

Gotta Jack off, Were's the tweezers?

 

 

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