Tick Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ok ,post stuff here only when you've had a few too many. then you can go back the next day ,read it and deside if drinking is really right for you.
Midway Hawker Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Dude, every night I post in here I've had a few too many... (ok, maybe not ever night)
Riv Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Well, I do. Well, not so much. Maybe 4000 of my posts.
sullysue Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Maybe 1 out of um... 10? of my posts are alcohol induced. Not this one, though.
Midway Hawker Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 blah blah blah ,.... lblah lb laie a;k ; dlblai bla h blah blha ; blha a ; blah blha ao albha and lbah and blah
Tick Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 kjiijhuhjk kytfg/;pookkjyy lxiixjjsuhfgb gdfdvvb !
Moonraker Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 i havent had drinks but ive had another form of medication.
Tick Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Feb 13 2006, 12:00 AM) i havent had drinks but ive had another form of medication. sounds interesting.
Weakly Criminal Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 So then... so then, no wait you gotta hear this, Haa ha aha. So then I said, no wait, wait! So then I said to him, I said haa ha ha ha. No wait you gotta hear this. Then I.... falls on floor retching uncontrollably...
Midway Hawker Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Ok, i've had 4 shots of tequila, one 8% beer and one 5.6% beer.. And i'm still able to type... but i'm tired as shit.. I'm goin to bed.
Xeislan Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 I'm 2/3 of the way through a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. The blue glass is most interesting. I wonder if its like the blue fluid at the barber?
DonnaWanna Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM) Buzz Posting! I've had my share GET OUT!!! U?!?! Slacker?!?! u buzzed???! No f*ckin way
Arleen2112 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 01:46 PM) QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM) Buzz Posting! I've had my share GET OUT!!! U?!?! Slacker?!?! u buzzed???! No f*ckin way
DonnaWanna Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Mar 22 2006, 02:21 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 01:46 PM) QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM) Buzz Posting! I've had my share GET OUT!!! U?!?! Slacker?!?! u buzzed???! No f*ckin way
Slacker Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 02:23 PM)QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Mar 22 2006, 02:21 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 22 2006, 01:46 PM) QUOTE (slacker @ Mar 21 2006, 03:23 PM) Buzz Posting! I've had my share GET OUT!!! U?!?! Slacker?!?! u buzzed???! No f*ckin way
DonnaWanna Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight but it seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time todays deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!!
DonnaWanna Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 15 2006, 10:34 PM) haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight but it seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time todays deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!! nice typin job i have there
plodder Posted April 30, 2006 Posted April 30, 2006 I'm having a "get the vinyl out and play all the old prog you can find" night. Fuelled by my last alcohol for a month. It's strange trying to tell your 14 year old son (the hippy) about the joys of buying vinyl and opening up gatefold sleeves and reading the sleeve notes, lyrics and looking at the artwork as opposed to just downloading the track of the web. Having a great night.
Disco Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 15 2006, 09:34 PM)haaa i was suposed to goto work tonight but it seems like i had a whole 6pll to myselfds i calledd in tonight f**k work, i just saw my linda for the lasdt time todays deal wiitj it!!!!!!!!!!! :pirate: Good work Donna, you're doing this thread proud!!!
Sabs89 Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 Never get drunk and decide to write a poem. BEWARE THE FOLLOWING IS PHENOMALLY CRUDE. I was drunk with my buddy, and i started bragging about how smart I was so he dared me to prove it, so i wrote these three poems. They are pretty good. I edited them up so you could understand what i was saying a bit more, but still, its entertaining. ONCE AGAIN DONT READ IF YOU CANT HANDLE CRUDE STUFF. Masturbation I hide in my room lonely and sad. and think of the sex i never had. sick of my inner scorn, i go log on and download porn. i click a few links and what do i see? Pam anderson and tommy lee! i click it away, cause i saw it before. how pamela moaned and groaned like a whore. the sex was great, but the dialogue sucked. stop with "love you's" and continue to f**k! i continue to search my eyes feeling sore, and finally, i find what im looking for. ahh hot milfs getting banged, quite hot i do say. if my penis could talk it would say hip hip hooray. i yank and crank and beat. i continue to rub and caress my hot meat. it grows and grows, and starts to hurt, then i spooge all over my shirt. BJ Troubles The girl's blonde hair drapes on my legs and my mind prays and silently begs. her mouth is moving on my dick, oh if my mom caught me she would be sick, she sucks and licks and swirls a bit more, good thing i had a 20 in my pocket, the dirty whore. Yeah so this girl is getting paid, but hey, i really needed to get laid, the skank is sucking and nibling my meat, while im fighting the urge to go "skeet skeet" if i release to soon, she will think im a wimp, but if i dont spooge fast, then she'll think im a pimp. uh oh its too late, i spooge on her face, she reaches for my money and my heart starts to race. uh oh there's not enough money here, as i look for more, i wimper in fear. suddenly her pimp shows up and pulls out a gun, i desperately scramble, and try to run. too late, he shoots me, i should be dead, but wait, it was a dream, im safe in my bed. thank god thank god, i can live some more, hey im pretty horny im gonna get me a whore. If I Were a Tripod If i were a tripod how easy life would be. You dont need nothing, C'ept a dick, you see. **Dream sequence of me being tripod** Dont need no brains, Dont need to be smart, To hold my dick i need a shopping cart, Dont need kindness, Dont need charm, You couldnt grow one bigger on a farm. Dont need money, Dont need crack, Couldnt have a bigger one even if you were black. Dont need a house, Dont need a car, This big dick will take me far. I'd be in pornos left in right, This dick is even deadly in a fight. All the ladies would worship my weiner, Oh, a no life would ever be keener! Oh the ladies, short and tall! Ones with big boobs! Ones with Small! Ladies ladies, everwhere! "Relax girls, there is plenty to spare!" **end dream sequence** But its really not that size, Unless there are binoculars on my eyes. I will be one of those lady-less geezers, Gotta Jack off, Were's the tweezers?
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