You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I am now extremely hopeful that will break the world record for remaining underground. 

 

Blackhawk, there's some lovely filth down here!

[blackhawkrush]

10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Blackhawk, there's some lovely filth down here!

Darling...there's a man here with our Book of the Month Club dung.  

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Darling...there's a man here with our Book of the Month Club dung.  

 

Good thing I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

[IbanezJem]

9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Good thing I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

That's a very silly line. Sit down. 

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

That's a very silly line. Sit down. 

Simon Ferdinand...that was Minister of TRF you just threw out of Video Vertigo.  

[IbanezJem]

19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Simon Ferdinand...that was Minister of TRF you just threw out of Video Vertigo.  

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but, when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself, and without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint against other perhaps more aggressive ideologies, then reasonableness and moderation could, quite simply, disappear. 

[blackhawkrush]

8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but, when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself, and without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint against other perhaps more aggressive ideologies, then reasonableness and moderation could, quite simply, disappear. 

Milan is better than Napoli.     

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1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Milan is better than Napoli.     

 

It's beautiful, it's Paris all over again.

[IbanezJem]

1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's beautiful, it's Paris all over again.

It's a well-off suburb, so most people have their own teeth and surgeries are opening at a rate of four or five a week. 

[blackhawkrush]

11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

It's a well-off suburb, so most people have their own teeth and surgeries are opening at a rate of four or five a week. 

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.  

[IbanezJem]

1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.  

 A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.

[blackhawkrush]

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

 A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.

Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time has passed them by.       

[IbanezJem]

31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time has passed them by.       

Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax. 

[blackhawkrush]

18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax. 

Who's got the pox? Come on, who's got the pox...come on...    

[IbanezJem]

17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Who's got the pox? Come on, who's got the pox...come on...    

I want you to move me to another cell. 

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I want you to move me to another cell. 

 

Well its only because you don't brush my teeth!

[blackhawkrush]

14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well its only because you don't brush my teeth!

And look what you've done to mother. She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premiers and giving gala luncheons.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

And look what you've done to mother. She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premiers and giving gala luncheons.  

Yes, we have quite a number of idiots banking here. 

[blackhawkrush]

23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, we have quite a number of idiots banking here. 

    The man's sign must be wrong.

[IbanezJem]

23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

    The man's sign must be wrong.

Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people. 

[blackhawkrush]

14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people. 

Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.  

[IbanezJem]

13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.  

 It's one of our most popular programmes.

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 It's one of our most popular programmes.

 

 I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! 

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! 

Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. 

[blackhawkrush]

21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. 

      Foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.