blackhawkrush Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And don't talk to the audience! Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?' Yes sir, we've got a telegram. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?' Yes sir, we've got a telegram. But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. You haven't given us time to hide. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You haven't given us time to hide. Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 15, 2023 Posted February 15, 2023 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuung. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 15, 2023 Author Posted February 15, 2023 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuung. Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 15, 2023 Posted February 15, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken. We even wear the bloody things. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 15, 2023 Author Posted February 15, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We even wear the bloody things. Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 15, 2023 Posted February 15, 2023 54 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. The Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 15, 2023 Author Posted February 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage. That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! ( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. Edited February 16, 2023 by blackhawkrush 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: ( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? Lettuces, radishes...cucumber! 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Lettuces, radishes...cucumber! This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him. You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! You're not furnished, you fascist. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're not furnished, you fascist. Is this your chair? It's been stolen! This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Is this your chair? It's been stolen! This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there. Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. 2
blackhawkrush Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. Wait a minute. If this is the who was filming us...who's filming us now? 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16, 2023 Posted February 16, 2023 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wait a minute. If this is the who was filming us...who's filming us now? It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! 2
IbanezJem Posted February 16, 2023 Author Posted February 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! Oh he was great. Did you see his left arm? 2
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