blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And don't talk to the audience! Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?' Yes sir, we've got a telegram. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?' Yes sir, we've got a telegram. But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. You haven't given us time to hide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You haven't given us time to hide. Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuung. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuung. Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken. We even wear the bloody things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We even wear the bloody things. Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 54 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. The Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage. That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 (edited) 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! ( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. Edited February 16 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: ( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? Lettuces, radishes...cucumber! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Lettuces, radishes...cucumber! This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him. You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! You're not furnished, you fascist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're not furnished, you fascist. Is this your chair? It's been stolen! This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Is this your chair? It's been stolen! This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there. Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. Wait a minute. If this is the who was filming us...who's filming us now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wait a minute. If this is the who was filming us...who's filming us now? It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! Oh he was great. Did you see his left arm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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