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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

And don't talk to the audience! :rage:

Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?'  :spacecraft:   Yes sir, we've got a telegram.  

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52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir?'  :spacecraft:   Yes sir, we've got a telegram.  

But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. :sleep:

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11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. :explode:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.  :wagfinger:

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9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

What's brown and sounds like a bell? :confused: 

 

Duuung. :rofl1:

Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken. :happy:

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3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

We even wear the bloody things. :old: :old:  

Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. :laugh:

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54 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well ... it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well, it's a different colour, for a start. :laugh:

The Norwegian Blue?  :bounce: Beautiful plumage.  

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14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Norwegian Blue?  :bounce: Beautiful plumage.  

That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. :scared:

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13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! :blast:

( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. :scared:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

( voice over rabbit ) As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practicing their shooting, I realized was in a bit of a pickle. :scared:

:unsure: And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies?

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21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Lettuces, radishes...cucumber!   :bolt: 

This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. :hug2:

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55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

This is the fridge in which Robert keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. :hug2:

I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him.  :kiss:  

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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him.  :kiss:  

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! :fistscrying:

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30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! :fistscrying:

You're not furnished, you fascist.  :wagfinger:

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You're not furnished, you fascist.  :wagfinger:

 Is this your chair? :yes: It's been stolen! :bolt:This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there.

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58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

 Is this your chair? :yes: It's been stolen! :bolt:This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner -- she's standing over there.

Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. :blast::old: :wub:  :cool:  

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16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes, Charwoman! Polishing off all who dare stand in her way. :blast::old: :wub:  :cool:  

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... :biggrin: I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

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23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... :biggrin: I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

 :blast: :biggrin: Wait a minute. If this is the :biggrin: who was filming us...who's filming us now?  

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33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

 :blast: :biggrin: Wait a minute. If this is the :biggrin: who was filming us...who's filming us now?  

 

 It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! :thumbsup:

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5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! :thumbsup:

Oh he was great. Did you see his left arm? :wub:

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