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Posted
5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor and shoot everybody.  :cool:

That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.   :fistbump:  

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Posted
25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.   :fistbump:  

Mr blackhawk, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :nuts:

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Posted
57 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Mr blackhawk, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :nuts:

So it was that on a cold November morning RSM Urdoch left on a mission which was to... oh, I can't go on with this drivel.  :fistscrying: 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

So it was that on a cold November morning RSM Urdoch left on a mission which was to... oh, I can't go on with this drivel.  :fistscrying: 

But it's my only line. :sad:

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Posted
13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

But it's my only line. :sad:

 

This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. :no:

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11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. :no:

Good morning, Captain Scott.  :rofl2:

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Posted
29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Right, keep me covered. Just keep me covered. :ninja:

If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the :16ton:  will fall on top of him. 

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Posted
Just now, IbanezJem said:

If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the :16ton:  will fall on top of him. 

I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out.   :bolt:

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Posted
5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out.   :bolt:

 

I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more.  :sad:   I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye! :fistscrying:

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Posted
7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more.  :sad:   I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye! :fistscrying:

:no:  It`s one o`clock. :yes: So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two.

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Posted
7 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no:  It`s one o`clock. :yes: So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two.

Well, to be quite honest, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids.  :bounce::cheer::bounce:

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Posted
4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, to be quite honest, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids.  :bounce::cheer::bounce:

Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you... :blast:

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Posted
22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you... :blast:

   :ohmy:   You shot him! He's completely dead! You shot him. You shot him dead!   

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Posted
21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :ohmy:   You shot him! He's completely dead! You shot him. You shot him dead!   

You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :laugh:

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Posted
8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :laugh:

Aren't you going to say, 'What's all this then?'  :confused:  

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Posted
26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Aren't you going to say, 'What's all this then?'  :confused:  

Well, actually, we're on a mission for British Intelligence. Th - th - there's a pro-Tsarist Ashanti Chief, uh... :unsure:

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Posted
9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, actually, we're on a mission for British Intelligence. Th - th - there's a pro-Tsarist Ashanti Chief, uh... :unsure:

I'm with the...US Ballet...force.  :chickendance:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm with the...US Ballet...force.  :chickendance:

Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! :nuts:

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Posted
26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! :nuts:

I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool.  :whipgirl::gumby: :whipgirl: 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool.  :whipgirl::gumby: :whipgirl: 

He is not a member of the Government. Get him out of here. Put him in the drawing room. :thumbsup:

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Posted
18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

He is not a member of the Government. Get him out of here. Put him in the drawing room. :thumbsup:

   :unsure:   Do you mind if I sit down for a minute and collect my wits? 

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Posted
54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :unsure:   Do you mind if I sit down for a minute and collect my wits? 

:yes: Do take a seat. I'm sorry it's on fire.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Do take a seat. I'm sorry it's on fire.

Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.   :blaze:  

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Posted
41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.   :blaze:  

And don't talk to the audience! :rage:

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