blackhawkrush Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor and shoot everybody. That's Van der Berg. He's on our side. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's Van der Berg. He's on our side. Mr blackhawk, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 57 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Mr blackhawk, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. So it was that on a cold November morning RSM Urdoch left on a mission which was to... oh, I can't go on with this drivel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So it was that on a cold November morning RSM Urdoch left on a mission which was to... oh, I can't go on with this drivel. But it's my only line. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But it's my only line. This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. Good morning, Captain Scott. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Good morning, Captain Scott. Right, keep me covered. Just keep me covered. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right, keep me covered. Just keep me covered. If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the will fall on top of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Just now, IbanezJem said: If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the will fall on top of him. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more. I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more. I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye! It`s one o`clock. So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It`s one o`clock. So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two. Well, to be quite honest, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, to be quite honest, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids. Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you... You shot him! He's completely dead! You shot him. You shot him dead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You shot him! He's completely dead! You shot him. You shot him dead! You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? Aren't you going to say, 'What's all this then?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Aren't you going to say, 'What's all this then?' Well, actually, we're on a mission for British Intelligence. Th - th - there's a pro-Tsarist Ashanti Chief, uh... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, actually, we're on a mission for British Intelligence. Th - th - there's a pro-Tsarist Ashanti Chief, uh... I'm with the...US Ballet...force. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm with the...US Ballet...force. Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. He is not a member of the Government. Get him out of here. Put him in the drawing room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He is not a member of the Government. Get him out of here. Put him in the drawing room. Do you mind if I sit down for a minute and collect my wits? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Do you mind if I sit down for a minute and collect my wits? Do take a seat. I'm sorry it's on fire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Do take a seat. I'm sorry it's on fire. Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. And don't talk to the audience! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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