blackhawkrush Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. Mrs. Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 27 Author Share Posted February 27 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mrs. Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? Well, you must forgive me Wilde, but I must get back up the Palace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, you must forgive me Wilde, but I must get back up the Palace. I should use the longest BBC rope. That would be a good idea I would imagine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 27 Author Share Posted February 27 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I should use the longest BBC rope. That would be a good idea I would imagine. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains. Idiot is part of the old TRF system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern society. Kevin O'Fridge works largely with walls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 27 Author Share Posted February 27 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Idiot is part of the old TRF system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern society. Kevin O'Fridge works largely with walls. How do you find the vicarage? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: How do you find the vicarage? Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 27 Author Share Posted February 27 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up! Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? It's just an ordinary garden shed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: It's just an ordinary garden shed. It's only a model. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's only a model. I think the central pillar may need strengthening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I think the central pillar may need strengthening. Yes, sir - you'll need an ant house. This is the model we recommend, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, sir - you'll need an ant house. This is the model we recommend, sir. No, there isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, there isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on. Surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight. Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism. Well there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I'm not going to tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I'm not going to tell you. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. We had the most marvelous holiday. It was absolutely fantastic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 45 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We had the most marvelous holiday. It was absolutely fantastic. Spending four days on the tatmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried Watney's sandwiches? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Spending four days on the tatmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried Watney's sandwiches? Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bearnaise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bearnaise. I use Rancid Polecat number two... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I use Rancid Polecat number two... Stupid git. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Stupid git. I am now extremely hopeful that will break the world record for remaining underground. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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