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16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. :cool:

Mrs. Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?  :smile:

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3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Mrs. Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?  :smile:

Well, you must forgive me Wilde, but I must get back up the Palace. :yes:

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4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, you must forgive me Wilde, but I must get back up the Palace. :yes:

I should use the longest BBC rope. :thumbsup: That would be a good idea I would imagine. 

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I should use the longest BBC rope. :thumbsup: That would be a good idea I would imagine. 

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains. :nuts:

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19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains. :nuts:

Idiot is part of the old TRF system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern :rush: society. Kevin O'Fridge works largely with walls. :banghead:

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51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Idiot is part of the old TRF system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern :rush: society. Kevin O'Fridge works largely with walls. :banghead:

How do you find the vicarage? :angel:

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Posted
7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

How do you find the vicarage? :angel:

Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up!  :cool:

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13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up!  :cool:

Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? :huh:

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7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? :huh:

  :blink:   It's just an ordinary garden shed.  

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14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:no: It's only a model.

   :explode:   I think the central pillar may need strengthening.  

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21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :explode:   I think the central pillar may need strengthening.  

Yes, sir - you'll need an ant house. :sarcasm: This is the model we recommend, sir.

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, sir - you'll need an ant house. :sarcasm: This is the model we recommend, sir.

No, there isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, there isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on. :cat:

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16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on. :cat:

Surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight.  :wave:

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26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight.  :wave:

:yes: Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism.:nyanya:

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3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism.:nyanya:

 

Well there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I'm not going to tell you. :no:

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17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I'm not going to tell you. :no:

Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. :sad:

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2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. :sad:

Power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.  :moon:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.  :moon:

:no: We had the most marvelous holiday. It was absolutely fantastic.

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45 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: We had the most marvelous holiday. It was absolutely fantastic.

Spending four days on the tatmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried Watney's sandwiches?  :facepalm: 

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12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Spending four days on the tatmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried Watney's sandwiches?  :facepalm: 

Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bearnaise. :puke:

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13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bearnaise. :puke:

I use Rancid Polecat number two...  :doh:

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37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I use Rancid Polecat number two...  :doh:

Stupid git. :rolleyes:

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19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Stupid git. :rolleyes:

I am now extremely hopeful that :gumby: will break the world record for remaining underground. 

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