You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I finished up with 'the actions of these vicious budgies is a violent stain on the community and the full penalty of the law is scarcely sufficient to deal with their ghastly crimes', and I waggled my wig! Just ever so slightly, but it was a stunning effect. 

And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. 

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. 

Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. 

Oh alright. Take this to a chemist.   

[IbanezJem]

18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh alright. Take this to a chemist.   

This must be Titian's masterpiece. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

This must be Titian's masterpiece. 

    It's not really our line, sir.   

[IbanezJem]

19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

    It's not really our line, sir.   

No, no, no, no. Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No, no, no, no. Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. 

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss of to 'On The Lighted Stage'.   

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss of to 'On The Lighted Stage'.   

 

I say! Look at that lovely Reverse Polarity section just across the forum there, they've got a much better selection of topics than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices!

[IbanezJem]

7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I say! Look at that lovely Reverse Polarity section just across the forum there, they've got a much better selection of topics than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices!

Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing New World Women. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing New World Women. 

 

It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at Roll the Bones!

[IbanezJem]

20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at Roll the Bones!

Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? Well, I'll tell you something, my fine friend, if you fracture a tibia here you keep quiet about it! Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? Well, I'll tell you something, my fine friend, if you fracture a tibia here you keep quiet about it! Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No!

I'm not a complete man anymore.  

[IbanezJem]

15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm not a complete man anymore.  

 Jane, we're going down to raid the tuck shop.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 Jane, we're going down to raid the tuck shop.

       This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.  

[IbanezJem]

26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

       This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.  

You needn't eat the spam, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You needn't eat the spam, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 

Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion.  

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. 

 

Get out! You  laborer!

[IbanezJem]

2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Get out! You  laborer!

Yes, yes, of course we are, yes, absolutely, you're absolutely right! That's positive thinking for you. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, yes, of course we are, yes, absolutely, you're absolutely right! That's positive thinking for you. 

 

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

[IbanezJem]

23 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. 

His name is Marcus. 

[IbanezJem]

25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

His name is Marcus. 

Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? 

I forget my name for the moment, but I am a merchant banker.  

[IbanezJem]

21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I forget my name for the moment, but I am a merchant banker.  

Oooh! That would explain it, Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out.