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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:

Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up?
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:

Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up?

Mr. Howard Stools from Kendal in Westmorland, half an inch long. :|
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:

Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up?

Mr. Howard Stools from Kendal in Westmorland, half an inch long. :|

Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long.
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:

Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up?

Mr. Howard Stools from Kendal in Westmorland, half an inch long. :|

Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long.

Nineteen foot three...damn you! :moon:
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Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me a pound?

Mr. Simon McTeagle wrote me two poems between the months of January and October 2021. :wub:

So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

And there's Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan. :fistbump:

Well while we're doing that perhaps we could take another look at an earlier film, 'Trafalgar'.

One of the top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. :D-13:

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid I didn't... tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

:notworthy: Right. Off you go. That's easy!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

:blink: Can you give me a lift back?

I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float :ebert:

:bang bang: :ebert: I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

I have with me in the thread tonight one of the forum's leading skin specialists - Robert Luxury Yacht.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :drool:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Oh dear, that'll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. :eyeroll:

Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up?

Mr. Howard Stools from Kendal in Westmorland, half an inch long. :|

Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long.

Nineteen foot three...damn you! :moon:

Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:

Well, why didn`t you say why you wanted an adjournment?
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:

Well, why didn`t you say why you wanted an adjournment?

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma--he's m--he's ma--he--he--he's m--m--m--he's m :bitchslap: he's mad, sir.
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:

Well, why didn`t you say why you wanted an adjournment?

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma--he's m--he's ma--he--he--he's m--m--m--he's m :bitchslap: he's mad, sir.

Now contrary to what most people think the goldfish has a ravenous appetite. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off.
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:

Well, why didn`t you say why you wanted an adjournment?

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma--he's m--he's ma--he--he--he's m--m--m--he's m :bitchslap: he's mad, sir.

Now contrary to what most people think the goldfish has a ravenous appetite. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off.

Unless it's a male. :atickhum: Yes, looks fairly butch.
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Oh, but you are wounded. You must see the doctors immediately. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Please, lie down.

Right. I mean one couldn't for example, stop one's insides from moving.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :moon:

Well, why didn`t you say why you wanted an adjournment?

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma--he's m--he's ma--he--he--he's m--m--m--he's m :bitchslap: he's mad, sir.

Now contrary to what most people think the goldfish has a ravenous appetite. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off.

Unless it's a male. :atickhum: Yes, looks fairly butch.

Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing pigeon fanciers.
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