Is Rush still your favourite aphrodisiac?
Rush as an aphrodisiac?
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1. When did Rush stop being your favourite aphrodisiac?
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They never got me turned on at all, f***ing bastards!
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In the 70's flares and stack heels got me hard0
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In the 80's women with poodle perms made me drool
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In the 90's women in combat boots made me pass out from all the blood going to my dick0
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In 2000 porn blew up my computer! Blew up and it was too late to blame it on Y2K0
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In 2010 wearing skinny jeans allowed people to know I wasn't Jewish0
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Rush have always turned me on, I climax just thinking of the opening synths from Tom Sawyer
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How dare you ask me such a filthy and disgusting question??0
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Johnny Blaze here the only thing that turns me on is super hero PORN0
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Segue Myles here I just need a mirror and a jar of swarfega to get myself off0
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Lucas here I spend my days staking out the houses of my favourite women friends, everyone thinks I'm at the SHOP but I have my flunkies there instead
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troutman here live fish are the only thing that get me going these days0
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Hello I'm babycat and treeduck is the only person that gives me true sexual thrill!0
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beanie here, the cat gave me such a shock once it turned into a weird turn on, and no it wasn't babycat, that was another time altogether!0
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Your_Lion here, the only time I get turned on is when I see lions mating in a TV wildlife show, so obviously I have a whole library full of lion sex DVDs
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Cyclonus X-1 here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I roam this Earth like a GOD!0
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ILSnwdog here, I'm still shocked and stunned by my TRF gay following, and I'm trying to find out who it is. I'm pretty sure Goose is one of them, he's always been a bit odd!0
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73 here, nothing turns me on I'm above all that, and I'm even above God and gods, I'm a MOD!0
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Narps here, I can tell you what doesn't turn me on, get this, hot sexy 24 year old nubile blonde girls who knock on my door every night, I just laugh and send them on their way0
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My name is Tick and the only thing that gets me hard is the sound of my own voice, I speak and I have a chub, I sing and I have a wet patch in my jeans0
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My name is EARL aka RUSHHEAD666. The only thing that turns me on is the sight of Wendy being beaten up by the three thugs sent to discourage Max Cady in Cape Fear0
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My name is Jack Aubrey and you guessed it the only thing that jangles my berries is lovely old furball BIGFOOT0
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Eaglemoon here and the only way you're going to get any information out of me on this subject is to torture the shit out of me by proving that I'm wrong in every argument I've ever had which can be done!0
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Tony R here, I'm fat, I'm f*cked up, I'm pushing 60 and I need a wagon load of Viagra just to FIND my needle dick, come and get me girls!!!0
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Turbine Freight here I shaved my hair off and glued it to my balls to encourage a gorilla powered humping engine in my loins!0
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Union here Eaglemoon turns me on, she reminds me of a slightly more oddball version Velma from Scooby Doo the Porn Movie0
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Rerushed here, you know full well that the only thing I like sexually is my dead chimp wife!0
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JARG here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I'm above Gods and Mods, my own opinion, which I revere and have a little wax effigy of, even that can't turn me on!0
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Gompers here, I'm one of the ILSwdog's fan club boys! Yes it's true! Now the world knows! Oh God Snwy where are you?? Come to mummy!0
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Janie here, the only thing that turns me on nowadays is housework, especially washing dirty underpants0
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