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  1. 1. When did Rush stop being your favourite aphrodisiac?

    • They never got me turned on at all, f***ing bastards!
      1
    • In the 70's flares and stack heels got me hard
      0
    • In the 80's women with poodle perms made me drool
      1
    • In the 90's women in combat boots made me pass out from all the blood going to my dick
      0
    • In 2000 porn blew up my computer! Blew up and it was too late to blame it on Y2K
      0
    • In 2010 wearing skinny jeans allowed people to know I wasn't Jewish
      0
    • Rush have always turned me on, I climax just thinking of the opening synths from Tom Sawyer
      2
    • How dare you ask me such a filthy and disgusting question??
      0
    • Johnny Blaze here the only thing that turns me on is super hero PORN
      0
    • Segue Myles here I just need a mirror and a jar of swarfega to get myself off
      0
    • Lucas here I spend my days staking out the houses of my favourite women friends, everyone thinks I'm at the SHOP but I have my flunkies there instead
      1
    • troutman here live fish are the only thing that get me going these days
      0
    • Hello I'm babycat and treeduck is the only person that gives me true sexual thrill!
      0
    • beanie here, the cat gave me such a shock once it turned into a weird turn on, and no it wasn't babycat, that was another time altogether!
      0
    • Your_Lion here, the only time I get turned on is when I see lions mating in a TV wildlife show, so obviously I have a whole library full of lion sex DVDs
      1
    • Cyclonus X-1 here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I roam this Earth like a GOD!
      0
    • ILSnwdog here, I'm still shocked and stunned by my TRF gay following, and I'm trying to find out who it is. I'm pretty sure Goose is one of them, he's always been a bit odd!
      0
    • 73 here, nothing turns me on I'm above all that, and I'm even above God and gods, I'm a MOD!
      0
    • Narps here, I can tell you what doesn't turn me on, get this, hot sexy 24 year old nubile blonde girls who knock on my door every night, I just laugh and send them on their way
      0
    • My name is Tick and the only thing that gets me hard is the sound of my own voice, I speak and I have a chub, I sing and I have a wet patch in my jeans
      0
    • My name is EARL aka RUSHHEAD666. The only thing that turns me on is the sight of Wendy being beaten up by the three thugs sent to discourage Max Cady in Cape Fear
      0
    • My name is Jack Aubrey and you guessed it the only thing that jangles my berries is lovely old furball BIGFOOT
      0
    • Eaglemoon here and the only way you're going to get any information out of me on this subject is to torture the shit out of me by proving that I'm wrong in every argument I've ever had which can be done!
      0
    • Tony R here, I'm fat, I'm f*cked up, I'm pushing 60 and I need a wagon load of Viagra just to FIND my needle dick, come and get me girls!!!
      0
    • Turbine Freight here I shaved my hair off and glued it to my balls to encourage a gorilla powered humping engine in my loins!
      0
    • Union here Eaglemoon turns me on, she reminds me of a slightly more oddball version Velma from Scooby Doo the Porn Movie
      0
    • Rerushed here, you know full well that the only thing I like sexually is my dead chimp wife!
      0
    • JARG here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I'm above Gods and Mods, my own opinion, which I revere and have a little wax effigy of, even that can't turn me on!
      0
    • Gompers here, I'm one of the ILSwdog's fan club boys! Yes it's true! Now the world knows! Oh God Snwy where are you?? Come to mummy!
      0
    • Janie here, the only thing that turns me on nowadays is housework, especially washing dirty underpants
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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

WHAT!

 

You finally talked to her??? SWEET!

 

When are you going to ask her out?????

 

I have an incredible story about meeting Kym in Walnut Creek,

 

It could be a scene in a movie.

 

Of course I would never ever write about it on a public forum.

 

 

Let's just say Pat, I'm living the dream......

 

 

To think I wanted to find a life partner and to marry again.

 

 

FUCKK THAT LOL

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

 

"MY HEART PLAYS TOO"

 

Love,

 

YESTERDAY & TODAY

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

 

"MY HEART PLAYS TOO"

 

Love,

 

YESTERDAY & TODAY

Or there's this French Belgian TV movie drama from the 90s:

 

http://a.ltrbxd.com/resized/film-poster/1/3/0/6/8/7/130687-chloe-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg?k=d2c6e0f58c

 

What thread is this again?

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You totally called me out on my collection of Lion sex DVDs :blush:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRQ2pfZ1q8

 

 

 

(It's the 2nd page, and I'm the only one who's voted :huh: )

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

WHAT!

 

You finally talked to her??? SWEET!

 

When are you going to ask her out?????

 

I have an incredible story about meeting Kym in Walnut Creek,

 

It could be a scene in a movie.

 

Of course I would never ever write about it on a public forum.

 

 

Let's just say Pat, I'm living the dream......

 

 

To think I wanted to find a life partner and to marry again.

 

 

FUCKK THAT LOL

ASAP Earl ASAP!

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Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

Aye!

 

:smoke:

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

Aye!

 

:smoke:

According to the plot though Chloe has an affair with his wife Julianne Moore and then f***s his son. Neeson doesn't even get a look in! :16ton:

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

 

"MY HEART PLAYS TOO"

 

Love,

 

YESTERDAY & TODAY

Or there's this French Belgian TV movie drama from the 90s:

 

http://a.ltrbxd.com/resized/film-poster/1/3/0/6/8/7/130687-chloe-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg?k=d2c6e0f58c

 

What thread is this again?

In this one Chloe is forced by her boyfriend to become a prostitute! :o

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

Aye!

 

:smoke:

According to the plot though Chloe has an affair with his wife Julianne Moore and then f***s his son. Neeson doesn't even get a look in! :16ton:

Well that's not you! And that's not Neeson! This is obviously some fake Hollywood Chloe!

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

 

"MY HEART PLAYS TOO"

 

Love,

 

YESTERDAY & TODAY

Or there's this French Belgian TV movie drama from the 90s:

 

http://a.ltrbxd.com/resized/film-poster/1/3/0/6/8/7/130687-chloe-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg?k=d2c6e0f58c

 

What thread is this again?

In this one Chloe is forced by her boyfriend to become a prostitute! :o

What's with these lame storylines for Chloe? A name like Chloe needs proper representation!

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You totally called me out on my collection of Lion sex DVDs :blush:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRQ2pfZ1q8

 

 

 

(It's the 2nd page, and I'm the only one who's voted :huh: )

The apathy on here is disgraceful! :smash:

You totally called me out on my collection of Lion sex DVDs :blush:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRQ2pfZ1q8

 

 

 

(It's the 2nd page, and I'm the only one who's voted :huh: )

The apathy on here is disgraceful! :smash:

The rest of TRF are intimidated by Your Lion's beast like sexual appetite!

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

:LOL:

I don't know anything about that movie other than Amanda Seyfried plays Chloe, Julianne Moore plays herself, and Liam Neeson plays you.

Aye!

 

:smoke:

According to the plot though Chloe has an affair with his wife Julianne Moore and then f***s his son. Neeson doesn't even get a look in! :16ton:

Well that's not you! And that's not Neeson! This is obviously some fake Hollywood Chloe!

I think I've seen it actually but just when I was channel hopping and I didn't see any interesting parts of it.

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LyndseyG

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You totally called me out on my collection of Lion sex DVDs :blush:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRQ2pfZ1q8

 

 

 

(It's the 2nd page, and I'm the only one who's voted :huh: )

The apathy on here is disgraceful! :smash:

 

I think people are embarrassed because you got them strangely accurate and are afraid to vote, Duck.

 

 

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Only 4 people voted? :wtf:

 

C'mon people get with it! :givebeer:

 

When I think aphrodisiac the LAST thing I think is Rush. :LOL:

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Only 4 people voted? :wtf:

 

C'mon people get with it! :givebeer:

 

When I think aphrodisiac the LAST thing I think is Rush. :LOL:

What do you think then? Large brutish men with hairy backs?? :16ton:

She already said she doesn't think of Peart. :16ton:

:LOL:

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