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  1. 1. When did Rush stop being your favourite aphrodisiac?

    • They never got me turned on at all, f***ing bastards!
    • In the 70's flares and stack heels got me hard
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    • In the 80's women with poodle perms made me drool
    • In the 90's women in combat boots made me pass out from all the blood going to my dick
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    • In 2000 porn blew up my computer! Blew up and it was too late to blame it on Y2K
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    • In 2010 wearing skinny jeans allowed people to know I wasn't Jewish
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    • Rush have always turned me on, I climax just thinking of the opening synths from Tom Sawyer
    • How dare you ask me such a filthy and disgusting question??
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    • Johnny Blaze here the only thing that turns me on is super hero PORN
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    • Segue Myles here I just need a mirror and a jar of swarfega to get myself off
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    • Lucas here I spend my days staking out the houses of my favourite women friends, everyone thinks I'm at the SHOP but I have my flunkies there instead
    • troutman here live fish are the only thing that get me going these days
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    • Hello I'm babycat and treeduck is the only person that gives me true sexual thrill!
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    • beanie here, the cat gave me such a shock once it turned into a weird turn on, and no it wasn't babycat, that was another time altogether!
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    • Your_Lion here, the only time I get turned on is when I see lions mating in a TV wildlife show, so obviously I have a whole library full of lion sex DVDs
    • Cyclonus X-1 here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I roam this Earth like a GOD!
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    • ILSnwdog here, I'm still shocked and stunned by my TRF gay following, and I'm trying to find out who it is. I'm pretty sure Goose is one of them, he's always been a bit odd!
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    • 73 here, nothing turns me on I'm above all that, and I'm even above God and gods, I'm a MOD!
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    • Narps here, I can tell you what doesn't turn me on, get this, hot sexy 24 year old nubile blonde girls who knock on my door every night, I just laugh and send them on their way
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    • My name is Tick and the only thing that gets me hard is the sound of my own voice, I speak and I have a chub, I sing and I have a wet patch in my jeans
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    • My name is EARL aka RUSHHEAD666. The only thing that turns me on is the sight of Wendy being beaten up by the three thugs sent to discourage Max Cady in Cape Fear
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    • My name is Jack Aubrey and you guessed it the only thing that jangles my berries is lovely old furball BIGFOOT
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    • Eaglemoon here and the only way you're going to get any information out of me on this subject is to torture the shit out of me by proving that I'm wrong in every argument I've ever had which can be done!
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    • Tony R here, I'm fat, I'm f*cked up, I'm pushing 60 and I need a wagon load of Viagra just to FIND my needle dick, come and get me girls!!!
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    • Turbine Freight here I shaved my hair off and glued it to my balls to encourage a gorilla powered humping engine in my loins!
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    • Union here Eaglemoon turns me on, she reminds me of a slightly more oddball version Velma from Scooby Doo the Porn Movie
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    • Rerushed here, you know full well that the only thing I like sexually is my dead chimp wife!
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    • JARG here, nothing turns me on because I'm above all that, I'm above Gods and Mods, my own opinion, which I revere and have a little wax effigy of, even that can't turn me on!
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    • Gompers here, I'm one of the ILSwdog's fan club boys! Yes it's true! Now the world knows! Oh God Snwy where are you?? Come to mummy!
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    • Janie here, the only thing that turns me on nowadays is housework, especially washing dirty underpants
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HAHAHAHA!

 

I've been laying low on here mate. Been quite bored. Even with the lame troll thread written to attack a nice guy named John.

 

Dude! You fuckking nailed it. So classic!

 

How dare I vote for my own silly poll statement.

 

Ironically Wendy and I have been getting along lately and we have been very friendly and amicable.

 

Yet tonight she sent me off through the roof.

 

Your timing is impeccable. Are you "The Oracle?"

 

God I wish I was a millionaire now. I would write her a check to go away.

 

Luckily, some year I will.

 

Love you Pat!

 

This is one of your best!

 

RUSH will always be my favorite aphrodisiac because I am a fuckingg drummer of 36 years.

Playing to RUSH albums still gets me high as a kinetic kite every frigging night!

Are you kidding me?

 

I try to play to other amazing and fun bands and yet I get bored.

 

I love all of the Rush children on here always bashing Neil and then some defend him.

 

I love picking on Neil because I can.

 

He may not be the greatest drummer to ever live but he is to me.

 

Bring the love.

Bring the hate.

Bring the porn.

I will masturbate.

I'm too old to watch 80's Ginger Lynn beaver

Getting pounded by Sir Harry Reems.

So give me some foursome lesbian porn on Red Tube.

I'm fuckking 49 but my 18 year young penis still shoots CREEM.

 

God I loved Creem Magazine.

 

This Rush section is such a fuckking "CIRCUS." And some of you think I bring the "DRAMA?" YES! LOL!

 

Perhaps 73 will just BURRN! this forum to the ground once Ged and Alex retire too!!

 

The new Steel Panther album called "Lower The Bar" has a song on it called "Poontang Boomerang!" I would rather read KERRANG! instead!!!

 

This Rush Forum used to be so much fuckking fun. Thank God or the Universe for guys like Duck, Blaze and I!

 

"The Three Stooges!"

 

 

Love,

 

GOLDMINE MAGAZINE!

 

 

 

 

(I hope some of you young millennials actually get this post!)

 

I doubt it.

 

I'm so glad I was born in 1968!

 

I still adore and embrace culture.

 

I still work hard to make a great life for myself.

 

For Johnny.....

 

I am blessed and cursed.

 

I wouldn't change a thing!

 

You young tits keep praying for a Rush Tour.

 

Why don't you get off of your stoned, arrogant assholes and get a college degree and actually work hard and make money!

 

Don't Tread On Me!

 

I have everything I want in life.

It is true I thought I needed another wife.

But f**k that now, I live for me and I am better off.

You are the Night Rider.

I am David Hasselhoff........

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HAHAHAHA!

 

I've been laying low on here mate. Been quite bored. Even with the lame troll thread written to attack a nice guy named John.

 

Dude! You fuckking nailed it. So classic!

 

How dare I vote for my own silly poll statement.

 

Ironically Wendy and I have been getting along lately and we have been very friendly and amicable.

 

Yet tonight she sent me off through the roof.

 

Your timing is impeccable. Are you "The Oracle?"

 

God I wish I was a millionaire now. I would write her a check to go away.

 

Luckily, some year I will.

 

Love you Pat!

 

This is one of your best!

 

RUSH will always be my favorite aphrodisiac because I am a fuckingg drummer of 36 years.

Playing to RUSH albums still gets me high as a kinetic kite every frigging night!

Are you kidding me?

 

I try to play to other amazing and fun bands and yet I get bored.

 

I love all of the Rush children on here always bashing Neil and then some defend him.

 

I love picking on Neil because I can.

 

He may not be the greatest drummer to ever live but he is to me.

 

Bring the love.

Bring the hate.

Bring the porn.

I will masturbate.

I'm too old to watch 80's Ginger Lynn beaver

Getting pounded by Sir Harry Reems.

So give me some foursome lesbian porn on Red Tube.

I'm fuckking 49 but my 18 year young penis still shoots CREEM.

 

God I loved Creem Magazine.

 

This Rush section is such a fuckking "CIRCUS." And some of you think I bring the "DRAMA?" YES! LOL!

 

Perhaps 73 will just BURRN! this forum to the ground once Ged and Alex retire too!!

 

The new Steel Panther album called "Lower The Bar" has a song on it called "Poontang Boomerang!" I would rather read KERRANG! instead!!!

 

This Rush Forum used to be so much fuckking fun. Thank God or the Universe for guys like Duck, Blaze and I!

 

"The Three Stooges!"

 

 

Love,

 

GOLDMINE MAGAZINE!

 

 

 

 

(I hope some of you young millennials actually get this post!)

 

I doubt it.

 

I'm so glad I was born in 1968!

 

I still adore and embrace culture.

 

I still work hard to make a great life for myself.

 

For Johnny.....

 

I am blessed and cursed.

 

I wouldn't change a thing!

 

You young tits keep praying for a Rush Tour.

 

Why don't you get off of your stoned, arrogant assholes and get a college degree and actually work hard and make money!

 

Don't Tread On Me!

 

I have everything I want in life.

It is true I thought I needed another wife.

But f**k that now, I live for me and I am better off.

You are the Night Rider.

I am David Hasselhoff........

:haz: I hope Zoe doesn't see the redtube lesbian foursome comment! :16ton: :cheers:

 

Funny you mention lesbian porn and the Knight Rider, I saw a lesbian porn film the other nigh starring Sophia Knight in Knight Ride Her! :joker:

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

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HAHAHAHA!

 

I've been laying low on here mate. Been quite bored. Even with the lame troll thread written to attack a nice guy named John.

 

Dude! You fuckking nailed it. So classic!

 

How dare I vote for my own silly poll statement.

 

Ironically Wendy and I have been getting along lately and we have been very friendly and amicable.

 

Yet tonight she sent me off through the roof.

 

Your timing is impeccable. Are you "The Oracle?"

 

God I wish I was a millionaire now. I would write her a check to go away.

 

Luckily, some year I will.

 

Love you Pat!

 

This is one of your best!

 

RUSH will always be my favorite aphrodisiac because I am a fuckingg drummer of 36 years.

Playing to RUSH albums still gets me high as a kinetic kite every frigging night!

Are you kidding me?

 

I try to play to other amazing and fun bands and yet I get bored.

 

I love all of the Rush children on here always bashing Neil and then some defend him.

 

I love picking on Neil because I can.

 

He may not be the greatest drummer to ever live but he is to me.

 

Bring the love.

Bring the hate.

Bring the porn.

I will masturbate.

I'm too old to watch 80's Ginger Lynn beaver

Getting pounded by Sir Harry Reems.

So give me some foursome lesbian porn on Red Tube.

I'm fuckking 49 but my 18 year young penis still shoots CREEM.

 

God I loved Creem Magazine.

 

This Rush section is such a fuckking "CIRCUS." And some of you think I bring the "DRAMA?" YES! LOL!

 

Perhaps 73 will just BURRN! this forum to the ground once Ged and Alex retire too!!

 

The new Steel Panther album called "Lower The Bar" has a song on it called "Poontang Boomerang!" I would rather read KERRANG! instead!!!

 

This Rush Forum used to be so much fuckking fun. Thank God or the Universe for guys like Duck, Blaze and I!

 

"The Three Stooges!"

 

 

Love,

 

GOLDMINE MAGAZINE!

 

 

 

 

(I hope some of you young millennials actually get this post!)

 

I doubt it.

 

I'm so glad I was born in 1968!

 

I still adore and embrace culture.

 

I still work hard to make a great life for myself.

 

For Johnny.....

 

I am blessed and cursed.

 

I wouldn't change a thing!

 

You young tits keep praying for a Rush Tour.

 

Why don't you get off of your stoned, arrogant assholes and get a college degree and actually work hard and make money!

 

Don't Tread On Me!

 

I have everything I want in life.

It is true I thought I needed another wife.

But f**k that now, I live for me and I am better off.

You are the Night Rider.

I am David Hasselhoff........

:haz: I hope Zoe doesn't see the redtube lesbian foursome comment! :16ton: :cheers:

 

Funny you mention lesbian porn and the Knight Rider, I saw a lesbian porn film the other nigh starring Sophia Knight in Knight Ride Her! :joker:

 

Zoe is 20 and she has her own computer and a lap top.

 

She only uses my iMac to print her college work.

 

Zoe is with her boyfriend every night here. There is a curfew.

He's a great guy. Another intellect and athlete.

I may be a non filter idiot on here, but I am very strict in reality.

 

Like goose has said many times over the years.

 

I come here to have fun.

 

That's what I do too.

 

I go overboard and if some of you weak souls can't handle my outlandish zany typing then just put me on IGNORE!

 

No hard feelings. I don't hate you. Just "BEAT IT!"

 

I'm living for me now. Oh and my awesome girls.

 

My dad turns 80 tomorrow. Taking him to Opening Night for the A's game with the whole family!

 

 

"I'm a family man!"

 

Love,

 

HALL AND OATES

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

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I don't know what you're talking about duck.

 

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treeduck polls are like Rush albums. Even the lesser ones are still better than most other bands' albums. There's always at least a few good gems bare minimum on a Rush album/duck poll. But this isn't one of the lesser albums...er, polls!

 

This is something from the 2112 to Signals days!

 

I can't even vote!!!

 

I'm BLESSED and I'M CURSED!!!

 

We're linked to one another

By such slender threads

 

 

Signed,

 

Felicia Hardy squatting

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treeduck polls are like Rush albums. Even the lesser ones are still better than most other bands' albums. There's always at least a few good gems bare minimum on a Rush album/duck poll. But this isn't one of the lesser albums...er, polls!

 

This is something from the 2112 to Signals days!

 

I can't even vote!!!

 

I'm BLESSED and I'M CURSED!!!

 

Were linked to one another

By such slender threads

 

 

Signed,

 

Felicia Hardy squatting

Hah an Earl parody post! :16ton:

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I don't know what you're talking about duck.

 

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The Black Cat looks like she's about to become the Scat Cat!

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

Hey Earl, BigDaddyBlaze just turned 78 today (April 3rd)! Due to the time zone difference, I gave him a call early this morning my time (6am, 4/3). He was partying with friends and all the Florida Blazes (Sunday there). I couldn't hear a damn thing! Too noisy there! That is, it sounded like a great time as expected.

 

Anyway, Happy Birthday to your dad! He's blessed and he's cursed for having you!!!! :LOL:

 

:cheers:

 

[edited again for this: Weird, i somehow thought it was your dad's birthday Earl. The Cygnus X-1 Black Hole of your posts sucked me into thinking so. Well, happy birthday to him anyway! He's gotta have a birthday sometime!!!] :cheers:

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

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treeduck polls are like Rush albums. Even the lesser ones are still better than most other bands' albums. There's always at least a few good gems bare minimum on a Rush album/duck poll. But this isn't one of the lesser albums...er, polls!

 

This is something from the 2112 to Signals days!

 

I can't even vote!!!

 

I'm BLESSED and I'M CURSED!!!

 

Were linked to one another

By such slender threads

 

 

Signed,

 

Felicia Hardy squatting

 

I LOVE IT!!

 

BLESSED AND CURSED!!!

 

The new solo album by NEIL PURT SPURT?

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

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Ummmmm

Pat I can't believe you used the synths to Tom Sawyer.

 

I cum every night to "Hemispheres."

 

And Ginger Lynn.

 

There is a new song by Steel Panther called "Pussy Ain't Free."

 

It's so damn true.

 

I'm going to spend my money on me and my awesome offspring.

 

You can date and date and date and date.

Spend money on a woman and take them out to dinner.

Buy them drinks.

Take them to concerts.

Spoil then rotten with stuff.

And for what?

Just to get laid?

I should just go to the Bunny Ranch once a month to get laid and drop a grand a month.

That ain't my style.

 

The owner of the Bunny Ranch is going to build his seventh and final brothel in Vegas thanks to the Raiders moving near Mandalay Bay. I mean Mandalaid Baby! LOL

 

His last brothel is going to be called Pirate's Booty. All Raider players and personnel will get 50% off. It should be 69% get off! LOL!

 

At the end of the day we all pay for sex.

Whether man or woman.

Richard Gere comes to mind.

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Perhaps I'll shoot yer eye out.

 

"Call Me."

 

 

 

Love

 

BLONDIE

 

 

GINGER LYNN

 

I've got the new Steel Panther album it's really good too. I read some bitching about it on blabbermouth but to me it's one of their best.

 

How do you feel about the Raiders going to VEGAS Earl??

 

Pat!

 

We are brothers!

 

My best friend who I went up to Seattle and Vancouver to see UDO and Steel Panther thinks the new album is weak too.

 

I love it!

 

Well Pat.

 

I am a real Raider fan.

 

Yet I have no tattoos on my body. I have no Raider Tats to remove.

I have nothing to burn in a parking lot either.

I will keep all of my Oakland stuff.

We still have two seasons to bring Oakland a Championship.

 

Carr will get it done.

Not sure about 2019.

 

But the Raiders will win a RING in the next two years.

 

Remember. Professional sports is fixed.

 

1919 Black Sox.

 

 

Anyway as you know Pat I love Vegas.

 

My dad is 80! Yet he's like a little kid like me.

 

We go to Vegas twice a year anyway.

So perhaps now it will be six times a year.

 

Trying to partner up with a buddy right now to go in on four seats, half a season.

 

RAIDER FOR LIFE!

So you'll still be a Raiders fan?? I hope they don't change the Silver and Black colours!

 

The Panther album rocks! I've got to admit though I still haven't got a copy of FEEL the STEEL yet. I'm about to rectify that!

 

Zoe rhymes with Chloe! I don't think Chloe is much older than Zoe! :16ton:

 

WTF???

 

You don't have FELL THE STEEL? CRAZY!! GET IT!

 

Yes! I know buddy! Zoe does rhyme with Chloe! Crazy! Hoping it's good KARMA!

 

Hope you score! Just like Mack in four years when he walks into Pirate's Booty and bands a HOOKERETTE in a cheerleader outfit for 50% off!

 

The Raiders will become a sideshow. Wait! They already are!!

 

Some things never change.

 

Just locations!

 

TWICE!

 

It's like a woman who you have loved "Forever" and she leaves you for another man.

Your man heart is shattered on the ground like a billion pieces of bone and flesh.

Yet you suck it up like a man and over many years she realizes she fuckked up and comes back to you.

She wants to make it work.

She wants to be back with you "FOREVER!"

 

Yet 21 years later the bitch leaves you again for another man. A man with even more money.

 

A fuckking man named Vegas Vinnie.

 

She's gone for good this time.

 

My heart and soul says... "FUCKK THE BITCH."

 

But in my mind?

 

I"m a RAIDER FOREVER!

 

Get it?

I just ordered it from HMV of all places. HMV are BACK! I've got a few things from there lately. So just now I got Feel the Steel and threw in Thick as a Brick the new Steven Wilson remix as well.

 

I did talk to Chloe the other day and it went well. I've told about 37 people about it on here by now!

 

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61efe4b0d911b44a68bc/1269538229037/1000w/chloe.jpg

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