TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Kids ! NO FIGHTING IN THE HOUSE ! Take it out in the street , like the other kids do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Fat people make the best swimmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 No No No I think you clip the white wire and jump it the power wire on the timer I think http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/TNTONPMS/Explode-01-june.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/TNTONPMS/Bailout.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/TNTONPMS/Planedwn.gifYou know something. . . . I think I can land this Mighttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/TNTONPMS/Jetcrash.gif all by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park." - Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post." - Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "Man thought hurt, but slightly dead." - Providence Journal Headline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 200.00 Bucks to get rid of a few pesky bugs!!! I'll do it my damn self ! KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME LOS ANGELES, CA - A woman got burned during an attempt to self exterminate bugs in her home. The woman, whose identity was not beed released, activated 30 fogger-style "bug bombs" in her home, including one in the kitchen area. An ignition source triggered an explosion that authorities say burned the woman, shattered the windows and lifted the roof three inches. According to fire spokesman Jim Wells, no more than three or four foggers should have been used and the blast caused about $30,000 damage to the 800-square-foot home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I'm not going to do it . And you can't make me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Hear Ye Hear Ye Next Tuesday, which is Good Friday, there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only. Come one, come all... sit at the four corners of the round table. Plenty of seats, sit on the floor... No admission, pay at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) Baywatch is emmy worthy!!! Edited October 12, 2005 by Necromancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 No-one on the board is going to bother buying the R30 DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakeside bard Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 as previously reported,The Trees have NOT been purchased by Micheal Jackson........he was guzzumped by IKEA.the lyrics are now part of their winter collection ,being aware of the planets ravaging of its natural resourses, a spokesman for IKEA said "We have offered RUSH a new set of lyrics for regeneration", A spokesperson for the band was reprted to say that "there is unrest in the new plantation,there is trouble with the saplings" just does'nt work for the band... however IKEA have said that The Trees are now a bedside cabinet........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Scotland are a good football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T. Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 When cheese is up for auction it prefers to have green slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepes22b Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Nature is a mother. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is not hereditary. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough. People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on (Special thanks to Captain Edward A. Murphy for his initial contribution to Murphy's Law) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I want to drive GEDS nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 my dog ate my turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 apple pringles kill count chocula F5 speaker trees. Hey, that makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Oct 25 2006, 11:33 PM) I want to drive GEDS nuts. Already there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 "What day is New Year's again?" "I hate stereotypes. We Canadians don't really talk like that, eh?" "Where's the kosher pork?" -- Asked of a worker at a grocery store. "Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)" -- The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar. "Ears pierced while you wait." -- A sign in a shop. "Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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