ladirushfan80

i have the screen saver.....

i love those pictures of your dog D-!3...... i used to have a border collie growing up... she was the best dog i ever had as a kid... but this one i have now... Charnay... she is the best dog i have ever owned... unfortunately i can't breed her cuz she's been fixed for years...(cloning is NOT an option...)...but i would like to get a puppy before she's too old so the puppy can learn from her...... my kids loved your pics too by the way...http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/8/blink.gif

my pets.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/bothcharsmok.jpg we have a new cat hanging around the property... we named this cat Barnie cuz it's like an out door barn cat....but without the barn... she's gotten quite smitten with us... sitting outside my front door...meowing all the time...... i have no pictures of it tho... plus i don't consider it one our pets....

john cusack......

Ordering a Pizza in 2006 Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on?it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is @home.net <mailto:sheehan@home.net> Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir." Customer: "The HSS, what is that?" Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time" Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "What? What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it." Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then." Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also." Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?" Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a 'cycle?" Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday" Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2004 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society? Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke". Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Nov 11 2004, 01:48 PM) I've been enjoying Harry Connick, Jr.'s "Only You" dvd... Lordy, that man can sing. And play the piano. And look yummy. http://www.ambfrance.com/actualites/images/harry1.jpghttp://images.radcity.net/5340/615602.gifhttp://www.wgcu.org/graphics/showpromos/gper-2904.jpg love Harry Connick jr!!!! it's almost that time of year i get to pull out his christmas CD and listen to him croon to me.......http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/drool1.gif

this movie was incredible..... me and my daughters thoroughly enjoyed it!!!

"R" rated chinese proverbs..... Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 20 2004, 02:52 PM) Okay...I guess you're forgiven. But watch it! Us Neil Nymphs don't take kindly to any derision directed toward THE MAN. ya!!!! what she said..... http://fool.exler.ru/sm/gy.gif

WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need... = I want... 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron 10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead 11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 13. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive 14. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 15. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 16. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question 8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you 13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes 14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you 15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 6. CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 7. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 8. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 9. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 10. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 11. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 12. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Halloween moon........... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/HALLOWEENFLASH_WITHTEXT1.jpg

here's some pics of my rug rats.... first one we have labeled....see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and just evil....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/random%20stuf/agnum-ayO.jpg the second one is what happens when the kids get ahold of the camera on a sugar buzz.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/random%20stuf/ryjj.jpg and the third is myt 11 yr old baby in toronto this august...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/random%20stuf/ber.jpg

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do you have a Grudge??? http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/Gost.gif

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Oct 1 2004, 08:08 PM) A rock fan dies and goes to heaven. St Peter looks at his files, says "Oh, a rocker, you're in Block 62A". Our friend arrives in 62A, hears music from a room, walks in and sees Jimmy Hendrix and Rory Gallagher ripping through an awesome solo with Kurt Cobain on rhythm guitar and Keith Moon banging the sticks. He walks into the next room, and there's Alex Lifeson playing a kickass version of La Villa Strangiato. After soaking this in for a while, he wanders out with his brain reeling, and bumps into St Peter. "How are you getting on?" enquires Peter. "Amazing....Hendrix...Gallagher, Cobain were incredible but Lifeson.....I didn't know he was dead" "Oh, he isn't", replied St Peter, "That wasn't Lifeson, that was God.......he Just thinks he's Alex Lifeson!". priceless!!!!!!! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/smileyb.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/w/thumbs.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/drool1.gif http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/drool1.gif there ya go!! some droolin......

NO THREAD KILLING ALLOWED!!!!!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/sweet.jpg here's a wee bit o the eye candy for the ladies!!!!!!

QUOTE (neilpeart_gal @ Sep 16 2004, 08:08 PM) HAD to post this one. SIGH. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/neilpeart_gal/Other/neila1.jpg just look at that tricep!! http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/drool1.gif

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 15 2004, 09:18 PM) I know that most of us here have children, and I am interested in hearing your favorite movies, and to share mine. Maybe I will learn of a good movie for my younguns. I like Finding Nemo, the crabs, and seagulls kill me, and I can speak fluent whale, not something I am too proud of when my kids ask me to do it in public!!! I also like Brother Bear, the Canadian Moose, and the goats are so hilarious. I also like Anastasia, with Bartok the bat... Anyone else? altho my kids are older,,, (the youngest is 11 ...going on 18.... ) there's an older disney movie my kids LOVE still... Milo & Otis....(not animated) some of their other favorites of all time are: Nightmare before christmas... james and the giant peach... aladin (still....) these vhs tapes they will pop in once in a while .... i'm sure if i asked them, they would come up with dozens more.....

this is titled "WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER THEN MEN"..... maybe it should've been moved to the ladies forum.... but then again...... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/WHYWOMENLIVELONGERTHANMEN.jpg

i know i posted these in another thread, but i hafta put these beauties in their proper place..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/RUSH%20stuf/pewtour7.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/RUSH%20stuf/pewtour6.jpg

permanent waves.....

Strange and Funny Signs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix. At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little grills."

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/wavey.gif hi 2112 babe!! come on in and enjoy the ride!! and don't forget to get your "RUSH SISTERHOOD" banner !!!