Digital Man

Do you live near London? I live in Windsor and work in Detroit

Definitely excited for the trip. Gives me a chance to gtfo of Iowa for a bit and enjoy a different perspective of life. From the amount of times I've moved as a Navy brat I'm almost immune to culture shock, so the transition shouldn't be as bad. f**k that, I'm not here to satisfy your marketing schemes! You should have read the fine print on the application form you signed. :o

Exactly, that's what I thought too and my Sunny is definitely a meatasaurus. If we skip too many days without red-meat she doesn't like it. Her tomato sandwiches are awesome though.

HAPPY HAPPY!!! A day late :cosmo:

5' 8.5" 197lbs Lost about 12 lbs since the beginning of April and 2-3 inches around my waist, just under a 36" waist now.

Sunny makes toasted tomato sandwiches. Toast the bread, butter both sides, mayo on one side and salt and pepper on the tomatoes. I was very hesitant the first time I had one, but they are amazing.

I make these, the whole family loves them. I just remembered, troutman has had my chorizo and egg burritos. We all hung our a few years and I made them for breakfast for everyone. Probably 15 people at least.

Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwear How do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Got a sea shanty: :musicnote: Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow? If you get a funny feeling When they're hanging from the ceiling You'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote: :P Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? You have to wonder what drugs people are taking when they write these songs. Yeah, some of those old kids songs are, well, just wrong. My mom and I used to sing this one all the time: Had a little monkey, named him supnky Fed him on gibngerbread Along came a choo-choo, knocked him koo-koo Now my monkey's dead, boo hoo, boo hoo Now my monkey's dead

I make these, the whole family loves them.

This came to mind: Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot the better you feel So let's eat beans for every meal!

Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwear How do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Maybe they like letting their junk bounce and swing? Trust me, you do NOT want the clockweights bouncing off of anything.

A friend asked me if I wanted to see a picture of them when they were younger. I told him every picture of you is from when you were younger.

Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwear How do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk?

Just more proof my brain is wired differently than most. I'm 47 and I really don't find girls under 25 attractive. I notice that they are pretty maybe, but I have a 21 year old daughter and girls that young just aren't attractive to me. It doesn't really matter anyway because according to the second graph women no longer find me attractive. This thread bummed me out a little. It's unfortunate that so many women think men are shallow jerks and will treat them poorly. We're not all that way. I tell my wife everyday that she is beautiful, and that I love her every morning before I leave for work and when we go to bed at night.

If he can login have him delete as much as he can. Empty sent items, deleted items as long as he doesn't need them anymore. A lot of online email providers have a limit on how much you can store online. You can configure Outlook or another desktop email application to retrieve the email and delete copies on the server (yahoo's servers) and then your storage on them won't fill up. The drawback to hat is then you can't read any mail you have "downloaded" with the locally installed email application except on that computer.

Vegetarians don't eat dead animals (or things like gelatin made from dead animals) but will eat eggs and milk products. Vegans don't eat any animal products at all, and often don't wear leather or wool either. And they both have bowel movements that could fell a forest of sequoias. We've got one of each currently in the office and you do. Not. Follow them into the bathroom after lunch. The same applied to the three other we've had come and go in the 7 years I've worked here. (Another thing I've noticed - you can leave 10 cans of Febreze in each stall and the worst offenders never realize it's meant for them). I realize I'm generalizing based on a sample of five, but what is up with that? Is it all the beans? During my own 2 years in the vegetarian world I probably wasn't the best about maintaining a balanced diet (I was in college - nobody eats balanced meals in college) but I don't remember my roommates ever complaining about me stinking up the shared bathroom. So, without getting TMI, I don't really have this problem. Certainly it's no worse than the average person. And as far as the beans myth, if a person isn't used to eating a certain food (beans, fruit, tons of veggies, etc.) at first it may cause, uh, intestinal differences. But after a short while your body gets used to processing that food and everything goes back to normal. Does it ever. I wanted to start eating healthier a few months back and figured I'd change my breakfast to oatmeal from toast. Heart healthy...etc. Two days in my stomach was not happy. I read up a bit about it and turns you want to introduce "real" oatmeal, raw oats to your diet slowly, don't have a full cup+ serving a few days in a row. That was a lesson learned.

/quick derail Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. /*back on the rail

Totally radical, like righteously tubular man!!

That's amazing Digi!!! Honestly, I've seen SIGNIFICANT results for myself for changing the way I eat. Not just in how I look, but how I feel, my moods, and my health. That's great to hear! :D Thanks, it does feel good. We have almost completely cut out processed foods as well, as much as we can with three teenagers always on the go. I ride a stationary bike weekday mornings for about 30 minutes as well.

I didn't go gluten free, but l decided to pretty much cut out sugar and carbs from my diet, "the white stuff" as I've seen it called. I have cut out 98% of priocessed sugar and 85% of carbs, pretty much only whole wheat when I do eat it. I started the first week of April. I have lost two "belt loop" sizes and had a great surprise at the Dr yesterday. My blood pressure has dropped significantly. I have been 130-135/80-85 for years and that is with medication. It was at 190/115 at one point without medication. Yesterday it was 112/60 and I was shocked and thought there must have been a mistake. At the end of my appt (at least 20 min later) I asked to have it taken again and explained why. It was 120/70. I mentioned cutting out sugar and carbs and the nurse said that can certainly have an effect on BP. I am ecstatic about this, I just wanted to lose a few inches and be healthier. That was a great bonus.

I always though that too. A few years ago I was talking to one of the Partners at work in his office. We were both standing in about the middle of his office when both adding machines started "typing". We could hear the numbers being pushed and we could see the tape scrolling up. It went for 2-3 seconds and stopped, it did that 2-3 times (I can't remember now). We both looked at each other and said what was that? The adding machines were about 20 feet apart and on different circuits. I went and looked at a wiring blueprint for our office to make sure Both machines tapes had scrolled out but one of them had run out of ink. We were going to compare and see if the numbers were the same. As we couldn't compare the numbers we never said anything to anyone else.

The first sentence is all you needed to type. If you've been married a while it's a given you can admit when you're wrong, that's why she lets you stay married to her. I just figure I am always wrong, saves a lot of headaches and arguments. I actually have an awesome wife, and she is my best friend. I do subscribe to this though: Happy Wife, Happy Life

When I was younger, especially when I was in my teens and 20s, I thought I knew pretty much everything. Of course I was always right, because I knew everything! Now I think back to just how naïve I was and shake my head. If I could only go back in time and talk to my younger self! (Well, if I could, the younger self would just say "Shut up, I know what I'm doing.") When I am 70 I will probably look back at the things my 50-year-old self is saying today and shake my head ;) "If I knew now, half of what I thought knew when I was 18 then I'd be a genius" That is one of my favorite sayings, not sure where I heard it but it's very true. I am going through this with tow 15 year old kids right now and the 13 year old isn't too far behind.

Glad to see you back here. I was going to serach you out on FB to make sure you weathered the storms ok. Welcome back: :cosmo:

That should tell you something right there. Maybe a little self reflection, concentrating on that one point, would do you some good. Yup - after I read thru it again, I was going to make the same point. I've said it a number of times before... thinking EVERYONE ELSE has the same reaction... maybe it's not EVERYONE ELSE with the issue. Kind of hubris to think it's everyone else who has the problem. That's how I score it. :| You would think after 5-6 threads of the same thing happening there might be some self-examination.