Maddy

Uh - I'm Brian, and so is my wife...

I hope she comes back - I'd really like to meet the mythical Hilda...

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jul 29 2006, 01:10 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 29 2006, 07:15 AM) http://users2.ev1.net/~nscott/grapecrush/images/18.jpg grape crushing, the official foot stomping activity of jaw jaw. http://users2.ev1.net/~nscott/grapecrush/images/22.jpg http://users2.ev1.net/~nscott/grapecrush/images/24.jpg yeah sure ! like im gonna drink that shit after these morons put there fungus covered feet in it. Alittle toe Jam never killed anyone Won't the alcohol kill it anyway?

Yes, yes, it should suck, not blow!

Don't you mean sweet Jamacian baked bean wrestling?

Actually, I wouldn't mind an Xbox for Christmas... This coming from someone who asked for a set of Dremel toolheads one year and a set of ergonomic beading/woreworking pliers the next... Uh - WIREworking. Yeah, I can type...

QUOTE (Rush! @ Jul 28 2006, 11:35 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jul 28 2006, 11:29 AM) What happened next? Cactus Jack then proceeded to destroy Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The date was 9/22/1997. And Hunter's last words were, "But what have you done with Hilda?!"

*sends hugs*

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jul 28 2006, 06:36 AM) >Eve's Side of the Story > >After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to >visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired >God. > >"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The >sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, >the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just >one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. >The middle one pushes the other two out and I am >constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them >on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a >real pain," reported Eve. >And Eve went on to tell God that since many other >parts of her body came in pairs, such as her >limbs, eyes, ears,........she felt that having only >two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically >balanced." > >"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my >first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six >breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of >those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up >right away." > >And God reached down, removed the middle breast and >tossed it into the bushes. > >Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in >the Garden of Eden "Well, Eve, how is my favorite >creation?" > >"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. >You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has >a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals >have a mate except me. I feel so alone." > >God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you >are right. How could I have overlooked this? You >do need a mate and I will immediately create a man >from a part of you. Now let's see..........where did I >put the useless boob?" > That is priceless...

You got a problem with my name, punk?! http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/Neil_Sticks.jpg

"Act now and we'll include the free book - "Home Surgery For Dummies" written by Mr. Jack Jaw himself!"

Until I saw this thread, I'd forgotten how much I love "Wax and Wane."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/ged-alex-1973-nice-legs.jpg Geddy: "So, Mad, ready to learn to play tennis?" Me (out of the shot, thinking): Okay, now how the heck am I supposed to concentrate on the ball with you dressed like that?

Thanks. I needed that...

QUOTE (what went wrong? @ Jul 22 2006, 05:51 PM) The "Neil is hott" chicks will never undermine the "Geddy is hott" chicks. Nevah! What happened to Alex? He used to be fine, and then he cut his hair and all was not right with the world... If Geddy chops his locks, I fear I will go into cardiac arrest. GEDDY!!!!! You should have seen the thread awhile back when he was joking around about getting something done to his nose... Perish that thought, too...

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/3walton02_14_78-04_24_791.jpg "Oh crap, Alex! LEAVE THAT THING ALONE!"

QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 21 2006, 01:23 PM) QUOTE (Knight of Hyrule @ Jul 22 2006, 03:10 AM)1. I wish I worked in a cubicle 2. I work at a classic rock radio station 3. Actually my job rules, but I don't get paid enough. 1. Rarely do people wish they worked in a cubicle 2. Rarely do people say that their job rules 3. Rarely do people NOT WANT more money Consider yourself lucky Actually, when I was out in an open secretarial bay, I longed for a cubicle. Something with walls, at any rate... Hmmm... Cubicles aren't that bad if everyone has one. Think shelves when you're in a cubicle - vertical storage. They needed to give up more electrical sockets - two sockets for a computer, monitor, printer, desk lamp, computer speakers and mini-fridge does not cut it. Hello, power strips...

It's Friday! The book I ordered should be in today. I need to remember to water my cubicle plants before I leave.

The Turtles ROCK!

For what it's worth, Joel Seigel liked it. He's the only critic whose opinion I trust. I think it sounds like an interesting movie, myself.

QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Jul 19 2006, 07:51 PM) Jump the Shark is one of the funniest sites around. I visit it quite often for a good laugh on the Ted McGinley front, he was not the kiss of death for Married...with Children. That would have been when they decided to add that annoying kid Seven. adding kids always tends to be the death sentence for any show- witness what happened to the Cosby Show when that little brat Raven Simone was added to the cast, went straight down the crapper, as did the Brady Bunch with the addition of Oliver. McGinley is a very good, funny actor....just seems weird that when he joins a series that has already been established, the show seems to jump. Maybe it's that the show had already jumped the shark, but once the new character has been added it seems much more noticable.....almsot sad that ted McGinley has become the patron saint of shark jumping, and yet it is really funny. Oh, and Family Guy jumped with the episode that had Tom Brady making a guest appearance.....what a horrible excuse for a Family Guy episode. Not funny at all. Seven, not Five...I knew it was a number. My bad... Ted McGinley was hilarious on Married...With Children. I loved it when Marcy admitted she'd gotten married in Vegas and had no idea what the guy looked like...

Here's one I found in a book I have.... http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pic583.jpg

It's almost time to go home. It's sunny and warm out. I have fourteen plants in my cubicle.

QUOTE (Kid_Gloves @ Jul 20 2006, 12:47 AM) QUOTE (The_Enemy_Within @ Jul 19 2006, 08:57 PM) http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/XBillieJoeRokzx/Rush/DreamyKimGeddy.jpg It doesn't get any better than this! No, it doesn't, does it?

QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Jul 19 2006, 02:12 PM) McGinley was Marcy's second husband on Married. Until that point he was known as a "show killer," meaning every time he was cast into a late-running series that show would end soon after. He was pretty good on Married...With Children. That turned out to be a pretty funny plotline. I don't think that show jumped the shark until they tried introducing that annoying little kid, Five. That was the point where you knew it was all downhill from there.