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  1. How about one potato, two potato, sir? :unsure: No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. :| I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground? Can I just say here Robert, for one moment, that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?
  2. How about one potato, two potato, sir? :unsure: No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready.
  3. I see. Well, it's a difficult decision. But in accordance with our traditional principles of free enterprise and healthy competition I'm going to ask you to fight to the death for it.
  4. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! :cheerleader:
  5. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, there we are then, that was the restaurant post, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :goodone: Yes, 73 didn't join in the fun much. Just sat there thinking. Still, Mr. LABT caught him a few times with the whoopee cushion. Zepphead: But it was a stunning effect. Nova Carmina: Oh, I bet it was. :blush: Shut up, Zepphead! I haven't finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. It's a zeppelin. It's nothing to do with bloody :pizza: d'you hear? Somebody just went past the window. That way. It's Harold. :baabaa: He has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. May I recommend the alligator purees? Really? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :huh: Well, the incentive is - to make the orphans happy.
  6. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, there we are then, that was the restaurant post, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :goodone: Yes, 73 didn't join in the fun much. Just sat there thinking. Still, Mr. LABT caught him a few times with the whoopee cushion. Zepphead: But it was a stunning effect. Nova Carmina: Oh, I bet it was. :blush: Shut up, Zepphead! I haven't finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. It's a zeppelin. It's nothing to do with bloody :pizza: d'you hear? Somebody just went past the window. That way. It's Harold. :baabaa: He has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. May I recommend the alligator purees?
  7. You shouldn't hurry a woman like that. :outtahere: It worked when I was younger ;)
  8. Have a very Happy Birthday, Blues! :cheers:
  9. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, there we are then, that was the restaurant post, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :goodone: Yes, 73 didn't join in the fun much. Just sat there thinking. Still, Mr. LABT caught him a few times with the whoopee cushion. Zepphead: But it was a stunning effect. Nova Carmina: Oh, I bet it was. :blush: Shut up, Zepphead! I haven't finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. It's a zeppelin. It's nothing to do with bloody :pizza: d'you hear? Somebody just went past the window. That way.
  10. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, there we are then, that was the restaurant post, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :goodone: Yes, 73 didn't join in the fun much. Just sat there thinking. Still, Mr. LABT caught him a few times with the whoopee cushion. Zepphead: But it was a stunning effect. Nova Carmina: Oh, I bet it was. :blush: Shut up, Zepphead! I haven't finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza.
  11. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, there we are then, that was the restaurant post, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :goodone: Yes, 73 didn't join in the fun much. Just sat there thinking. Still, Mr. LABT caught him a few times with the whoopee cushion.
  12. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin... :popcorn: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
  13. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Clear off! :sundog: Bloody weather... To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment.
  14. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? :codger: He won't be long. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately.
  15. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him. What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'.
  16. We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him.
  17. Very different in England. My Dad, 75, had his jab on 9th Jan and my Mum, 70, hers on the 16th Jan. They were both called and offered their appointments by the GP surgery. Neither of them have any underlying health conditions.
  18. No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy: Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours. And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2: I've fallen off my chair, Robert. This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl: Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking. My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert: I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug: Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters... I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool: I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there. I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that! Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar: But it was with more simple, homespun verses that Robert's unique style first flowered. And talking of filth...I have asked you once about the carpet. :tsk: Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.
  19. No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy: Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours. And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2: I've fallen off my chair, Robert. This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl: Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking. My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert: I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug: Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters... I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool: I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there. I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that! Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar: But it was with more simple, homespun verses that Robert's unique style first flowered.
  20. No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy: Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours. And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2: I've fallen off my chair, Robert. This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl: Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking. My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert: I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug: Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters... I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool: I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there. I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!
  21. No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy: Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours. And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2: I've fallen off my chair, Robert. This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl: Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking. My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert: I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug: Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters... I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool: I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.
  22. I forget sometimes, just how emotionally exhausting it is when you really listen to 2112!
  23. I can look admiringly across the pond again.
  24. No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy: Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours. And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2: I've fallen off my chair, Robert. This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl: Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking. My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert: I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug: Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters... I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.
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