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  1. That's positive thinking for you! Blackhawk, you wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten weed.
  2. Um, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.
  3. Now here's an interesting person. Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.
  4. There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them.
  5. You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
  6. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
  7. But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Random Samples branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another!
  8. Aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?"
  9. Tell you what, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good...
  10. This is a dog license with the word DOG crossed out and CAT written in in crayon.
  11. That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.
  12. One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders, pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
  13. Six weeks in, and most of the teams have middling records. Yeah, you have the Eagles at 6-0 and a few other teams at 5-1, but there are a lot of 3-3 and below teams, especially in the NFC.
  14. Well...good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?
  15. I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
  16. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever.
  17. He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. He just sits there.
  18. We can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week.
  19. The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
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