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    I like tits!
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    If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!
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    I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
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    I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether.
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    It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now.
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    Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions!
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    The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.
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    I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel.
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    The text, Vic! Don't say the text!
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    It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing.
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    It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.
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    Dallas' D came to play tonight. But their penchant for taking bad penalties showed up too.
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    Molly Hatchet!
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    See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
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    By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Blackhawk brothers by February 1996 controlled Chicago and the Southeast of Illinois.
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    The Eagles who started the year 11-0 showed up tonight. Oh well, Giants overall had a good year under new coach Daboll.
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    He's killed the best man!
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    A fumble recovery then an interception by KC have pretty much sealed this one with just a few minutes left.
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    4th quarter, and JAX is giving KC a game, KC up by only 3.
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    Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest on this board!
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    Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
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    RAZOR RAZOR CUT CUT BLOOD SPURT ARTERY MURDER!
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    You're on a bloody wire!
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    This hamster is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace!
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    TRF wish it to be known that that man was not a bona fide animal lover, and also that goldfish do not eat sausages.
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