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  1. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Oh yes, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
  2. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I'm more interesting than a wet pussy cat!
  3. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'. It's my right as a man.
  4. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Where the men dressed as ladies???
  5. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about the meaning of life at all.
  6. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    England 932 A.D.
  7. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Why is Rhodesia called Rhodesia?
  8. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
  9. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
  10. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
  11. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Come on then love...drop 'em!
  12. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I've got to go to the Robinsons, they've lost nine today.
  13. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I am no longer infected.
  14. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Look... if we built this large wooden badger...
  15. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Once, I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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    Quite a lot of casualties,, sir. C Division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in SOCN Section.
  17. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano.
  18. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    You didn't say "mattress" did you? I did ask you not to say "mattress."
  19. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches!
  20. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Here's a good one I heard in a pub. What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG.
  21. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    No, this whole thread is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior admin here and I haven't had a funny line yet.
  22. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
  23. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Mr. Blackhawk, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
  24. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Leave it to us, we'll soon have you cured!
  25. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    They dressed me up like this. And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
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