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Everything posted by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

  1. Oh yes, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
  2. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'. It's my right as a man.
  3. Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about the meaning of life at all.
  4. I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
  5. What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
  6. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
  7. I've got to go to the Robinsons, they've lost nine today.
  8. Look... if we built this large wooden badger...
  9. Once, I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
  10. Quite a lot of casualties,, sir. C Division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in SOCN Section.
  11. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano.
  12. You didn't say "mattress" did you? I did ask you not to say "mattress."
  13. Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches!
  14. Here's a good one I heard in a pub. What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG.
  15. No, this whole thread is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior admin here and I haven't had a funny line yet.
  16. Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
  17. Mr. Blackhawk, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
  18. They dressed me up like this. And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
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