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ZED DAMMIT

http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa321/sirendelaluna/6EA0519D-70DC-4F15-B7AE-CDB3DF142C95.jpg My mom sent me a text of Teddy to show to you guys. Let me know if the link works.

Oh my gosh *sniffles*. When I was born I was given a bunch of new toys, blankets, handmade outfits, etc... I even had a brand new Winnie The Pooh, but... nothing could compare to Teddy. Teddy is a little bear that my great-aunt Millie and great-uncle Tom found at a garage sale and he became my constant companion throughout childhood. I still have him but he is kept at my mom's house since I own a very tenacious doggie that enjoys chewing stuffed things to shreds. Teddy is a little white bear that is totally worn down, I think at one point he may have been a Snuggle Bear or a copy of one because Snuggle Bear was extremely popular when I was born. This is what I imagine he kind of looked like when he was new... http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/toyspast/.mids/SnuggleBearwRussTag.JPG His snout has lost it's stuffing, he has a couple of little round cigarette burns from my dad's cigs, which my mom sewed up. She is also a germaphobe so she'd wash him in the washer and dry him, his fur is totally matted and his eyes are a bit scratched up. One of my earliest traumatic memories is of me laying in my crib and sticking Teddy's little brown felt nose in between my teeth and mindlessly twisting him around until it popped off. I can still hear myself screaming for my mommy; she was sadly not able to re-attach Teddy's proboscis. When I was around 10 I still took Teddy with me everywhere. We were really poor at that point and my mom and her boyfriend made the decision to travel from California to Florida where two of her boyfriend's bothers lived so that we could stay with them while her boyfriend tried to start his computer repair business out there. Most of the time we slept in the car but we made a motel stop in Louisiana. I thought I had put Teddy in my backpack but it turns out I forgot him at the motel, in the bed. I didn't notice until we crossed the state line in Florida. My mom thought I would be excited but turned around to see what she describes as the biggest tears and saddest look on my face she's ever seen. I can still feel the hot tears just thinking about it. So when we got to a pay phone my mom called the motel, at first the owner's said that they didn't have him and couldn't find him but my mom wouldn't stop pestering them until they finally found him; he had been taken by one of the housekeepers children (my beloved Teddy, bearnapped!). My mom finally arranged for them to wrap up and send him to my Grandma's house until we were settled. I'd call my Grandma and she'd give me updates on how he was doing and what football games he was watching with my Grandpa, etc...

A woman that looked like this http://charactershighschool.pbworks.com/f/1209389516/2079118961_08150e7b12_m.jpg came into my work today and it kind of upset me. Like there is no good reason to do that to your hair, ladies, just stop. Why? Just why?

Thanks a lot! :) I'm sure there'll be many more where that came from! Also, this may be a silly question but how on Ged's green Earth do I post pictures here? :( I've tried my best to find out on my own. Oh my gosh I LOVE your interests, Geddy's Face lol. That is classic.

I had an Alex dream like this not long ago. We were sitting on the couch laughing and talking and I felt so protected. I remember him hugging me and how good he smelled and felt. I don't know what happened to my brain. I used to be able to remember every detail of every dream. The past ten years, maybe longer, that all changed. I can't tell you how I racked my brain trying to remember the dream. All I had from it was a mental image of Al and his smile, dressed in one of his suit jacket get-ups, and the sense of being protected and feeling incredibly safe and secure. You guys have better dreams than I do. I'm still having one where I'm retaking and constantly failing grade school courses in a big, scary institution where I'm the only adult student. Oh I have that experience all of the time, it's called, being a 31-year-old in a community college. lol

My mom had a friend Joy in Colorado, and she owned a house built in the 1800's, and sometimes we'd house sit for her. It was one of those places where you'd see movement out of the corner of your eyes, dark spots dart past, etc... It happened so much I thought something was wrong with my eyes but then I realized it only happened at her house. She also had this enclosed sun room off to the side of the living room and I NEVER felt alone when I was in there, my skin would crawl, I'd go cold, I always felt as if I were being watched. It was the weirdest thing but I thought I was being paranoid. When Joy came home I told her I had spent some time in the room trying to read and she said she was surprised I was able to stay in the "haunted room" for more than five minutes.

If I were dead and wasn't getting attention you better believe I'd be messing with toasters, lights, coffee makers, and flinging vases across the room.

Why do I find it very appropriate that I've hi-jacked Sheldon's birthday thread with pictures of garden cake and talk of rectal exams? I bet he really wants to take me to prom now.

I can't imagine that Sheldon is your favorite doctor unless the only other choice is the one who does your pap smears. And even then... He reminds me of my proctologist? You like your proctologist? I do, he's attractive and always uses plenty of lube before he bends me over. So how does he remind you of Sheldon then? I don't know. You were the one who mentioned my pap test doctor, she's a bitchy lesbian. So I was saying there were doctor's I liked better.

I can't imagine that Sheldon is your favorite doctor unless the only other choice is the one who does your pap smears. And even then... He reminds me of my proctologist? You like your proctologist? I do, he's attractive and always uses plenty of lube before he bends me over.

I can't imagine that Sheldon is your favorite doctor unless the only other choice is the one who does your pap smears. And even then... He reminds me of my proctologist?

Happy Birthday to my favorite Doctor!!! I'd offer to jump out of a huge cake naked but you'd send a goat after me to lick off the frosting and I'm just not into that. Here's a Garden cake instead. Get it? :laughing guy: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/d5/1d/5fd51d3d6d0837f3dcb4b80ebd8b1674.jpg

Happy Birthday!!!

:rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: Does your ass sparkle afterwards?

According to my French teacher it's Zed.

And you pranced it, didn't you? You pranced it so hard. I pranced so hard I got a nosebleed at Caesar's Palace

Please no more Subdivisions. Pllleeeassseeee cast it out.

I love this meme because honestly, it's just a stupid funny thing but I was feeling kind of low about wearing a bikini to Las Vegas last summer and I kept seeing this image in my head and it gave me a bit more confidence to prance around in whatever the f**k I wanted to.

Oo! A kimono..! :D With pants! Forgot about those..! :P ( ) I'm not seeing where pants are necessary at this point. :P I'm trying to get front row. He needs pants, damnit!! I am also trying for front row. Hence, no need for pants. This is the opinion that I agree with the most.

No, I want Robert Plant and Geddy Lee to tour together.

Love letters are great to have. Seeing the words written does make a difference. I still have a shoe box filled with old love letters I threw all of mine in the trash, he was a mother f*cker. I threw mine out. It felt good! You threw the shoebox out?! Why?

What kind of pants should Geddy wear?

It changes for me, depending on whatever I'm going through there will be a certain song that speaks to me at the right moment. Right now it's these lyrics. What is the meaning of this? And the stars look down What are you trying to do? And the stars look down Was it something I said? And the stars look down Like the rat in a maze who says "Watch me choose my own direction" Are you under the illusion The path is winding your way? Are you surprised by confusion When it leads you astray? Have you lived a lifetime today Or do you feel like you just got carried away?

In that case it should be a wheelchair, a shower with grab bars, a box of adult diapers, some Viagra, etc...