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#61 savagegrace26

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Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:27 PM

View PostNarpski, on 07 December 2014 - 11:03 PM, said:

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 07 December 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

Ugh, why am I always the one with the sex nightmares instead?? I really need to change my world view. :facepalm:
I would take "sex" anything at this point. I am invisible to women when sleeping too it appears....

Try sexting.

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Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:43 PM

View PostNarpski, on 07 December 2014 - 11:03 PM, said:

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 07 December 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

Ugh, why am I always the one with the sex nightmares instead?? I really need to change my world view. :facepalm:
I would take "sex" anything at this point. I am invisible to women when sleeping too it appears....

In that case, I'm not sure about the Tiger Woods avatar. :/

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Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:45 PM

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 08 December 2014 - 07:43 PM, said:

View PostNarpski, on 07 December 2014 - 11:03 PM, said:

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 07 December 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

Ugh, why am I always the one with the sex nightmares instead?? I really need to change my world view. :facepalm:
I would take "sex" anything at this point. I am invisible to women when sleeping too it appears....

In that case, I'm not sure about the Tiger Woods avatar. :/
It wasn't my idea believe me....

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Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:48 PM

Or buy a "sex"tant.

Some of them are really nice.

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 11:55 AM

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 07 December 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

Ugh, why am I always the one with the sex nightmares instead?? I really need to change my world view. :facepalm:

Go on...

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 12:34 PM

View PostDr. Sheldon Cooper, on 11 December 2014 - 11:55 AM, said:

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 07 December 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

Ugh, why am I always the one with the sex nightmares instead?? I really need to change my world view. :facepalm:

Go on...

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indeed.... :popcorn:

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 12:38 AM

Well, my two cohorts in the department think A (supervisor dude) has an "office crush" on me.  I personally think they're full of shit and this proves we don't have enough work to do this time of year. :D

(We all get along great.  It helps that we're all self-motivated and get our shit done, and that A doesn't micromanage).

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 12:48 AM

View PostMara, on 24 December 2014 - 12:38 AM, said:

Well, my two cohorts in the department think A (supervisor dude) has an "office crush" on me.  I personally think they're full of shit and this proves we don't have enough work to do this time of year. :D

(We all get along great.  It helps that we're all self-motivated and get our shit done, and that A doesn't micromanage).

I bet A is posting on some other message board right now about how there's this girl at the office that he digs and feels all shy and awkward around...

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 01:02 AM

View PostCyclonus X-1, on 24 December 2014 - 12:48 AM, said:

View PostMara, on 24 December 2014 - 12:38 AM, said:

Well, my two cohorts in the department think A (supervisor dude) has an "office crush" on me.  I personally think they're full of shit and this proves we don't have enough work to do this time of year. :D

(We all get along great.  It helps that we're all self-motivated and get our shit done, and that A doesn't micromanage).

I bet A is posting on some other message board right now about how there's this girl at the office that he digs and feels all shy and awkward around...

Oh, A is 100% family man all the way! Married his high school sweetheart, coaches his son's football team, etc.

I think he likes the fact that I've got a seriously raunchy sense of humor and nothing offends me, for one thing.  Also we are both Python fans and can trade quips back and forth nonstop.  Example - and some of you are going to think this is awful and it really probably is - but keep in mind that the subject here is a raging bitch AND useless at her job in addition to the other characteristic that prompted the following exchange:

We had our holiday food-fest a couple of weeks ago.  Now, there is a chick in the autocad dept. who weighs easily over 300 lbs.  So A, I, and our other compadres are in the buffet line.  Autocad chick approaches and (yeah, you knew it was coming):
Me, in a hushed voice with bad British accent: "Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote!"

And we were off and running.  We did pretty much the entire piece over the course of the afternoon. His British accent is better than mine, though, because his dad's English.




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