blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Edited July 12, 2020 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;)Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.. So I can go ahead and join you then? Can I? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;)Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.. So I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?You are indeed brave Sir IbanezJem, but the fight is mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;)Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.. So I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?You are indeed brave Sir IbanezJem, but the fight is mine.So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;)Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.. So I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?You are indeed brave Sir IbanezJem, but the fight is mine.So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. I fought it with all my strength, but it was too much for me...tearing at my throat, ripping my clothes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Oh, shut up, Melford. There's always next year. Now...errr... Item Four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years. Uh, 73, you've been doing some work on this.Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies. They're Bocialist meetings down at Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!All right, we've no time to lose. Citizen, shave all your hair off, get your passport and meet me at this address in Rio de Janeiro. :outtahere:I know where Citizen is right now. I know the exact address and the exact house and the exact road...Well, that's not Michael Citizen. :tsk: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la novuelle boite pour reinplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.Bing tiddle tiddle bang, Bing tiddle fiddle bing. Just after Ballcock and just before Bang... what a position!Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :boohoo:You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.Look, to be frank, it is a little awkward this evening. We were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ;)Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.. So I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?You are indeed brave Sir IbanezJem, but the fight is mine.So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. I fought it with all my strength, but it was too much for me...tearing at my throat, ripping my clothes...But blackhawkrush`s dirty smock and wall-falling are a far cry from the modern world of the urban idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. :codger: Edited July 15, 2020 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. :codger:I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. :codger:I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.Wanted for armed robbery - Basil and Arthur X. Leader of the Pennine Gang. :baabaa: :baabaa: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. :codger:I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.Wanted for armed robbery - Basil and Arthur X. Leader of the Pennine Gang. :baabaa: :baabaa:You want to join my mountaineering expedition do you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. :codger:I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.Wanted for armed robbery - Basil and Arthur X. Leader of the Pennine Gang. :baabaa: :baabaa:You want to join my mountaineering expedition do you?Ah well, they seem to have linked that themselves, so there's no need for me to interrupt at all. :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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