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#9681 IbanezJem

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:

#9683 IbanezJem

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .

#9684 blackhawkrush

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:45 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .
Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-her-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-a-little-bit-of? No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. :blush:

#9685 IbanezJem

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 07:19 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 05:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .
Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-her-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-a-little-bit-of? No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. :blush:
All right! We will eat the cake! It's too good a cake not to eat! Get the plates and knives, Citizen.

#9686 blackhawkrush

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 10:10 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 May 2020 - 07:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 05:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .
Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-her-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-a-little-bit-of? No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. :blush:
All right! We will eat the cake! It's too good a cake not to eat! Get the plates and knives, Citizen.
Oh, by the way, Citizen, got a bit of a dirty fork. :(  Could you get me another one?

#9687 IbanezJem

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 10:29 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 May 2020 - 10:10 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 May 2020 - 07:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 05:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .
Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-her-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-a-little-bit-of? No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. :blush:
All right! We will eat the cake! It's too good a cake not to eat! Get the plates and knives, Citizen.
Oh, by the way, Citizen, got a bit of a dirty fork. :(  Could you get me another one?
Citizen has been gone for six months now ... we have heard nothing! But he had only on a towel, you know.

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 06:13 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 May 2020 - 10:29 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 May 2020 - 10:10 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 May 2020 - 07:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 05:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now. :gumby:
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell ... what was his name, now ... Joey? ... Xerxes? .
Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-her-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-a-little-bit-of? No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. :blush:
All right! We will eat the cake! It's too good a cake not to eat! Get the plates and knives, Citizen.
Oh, by the way, Citizen, got a bit of a dirty fork. :(  Could you get me another one?
Citizen has been gone for six months now ... we have heard nothing! But he had only on a towel, you know.
During the long hours of the voyage. Mr. Citizen's wife Betty kept a complete photographic record and made sandwiches. :burger:

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.

#9690 IbanezJem

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.

#9691 blackhawkrush

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.

#9692 IbanezJem

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.

#9693 blackhawkrush

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 06:27 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:

#9694 IbanezJem

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 05:07 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 01:46 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 June 2020 - 05:07 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?
IbanezJem's crisis of identity in the first half of the 21st century

#9696 blackhawkrush

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 02:29 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 June 2020 - 01:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 June 2020 - 05:07 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?
IbanezJem's crisis of identity in the first half of the 21st century
Well, listen to me my fine fellow IbanezJem, you are a bit of tail, :pussy: that's what you are.

#9697 IbanezJem

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 03:50 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 June 2020 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 June 2020 - 01:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 June 2020 - 05:07 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 06:13 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 May 2020 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?
IbanezJem's crisis of identity in the first half of the 21st century
Well, listen to me my fine fellow IbanezJem, you are a bit of tail, :pussy: that's what you are.
But I am a chartered accountant.

#9698 blackhawkrush

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 03:53 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 June 2020 - 03:50 PM, said:

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I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?
IbanezJem's crisis of identity in the first half of the 21st century
Well, listen to me my fine fellow IbanezJem, you are a bit of tail, :pussy: that's what you are.
But I am a chartered accountant.
Poor fellow. I think he needs help. :|

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 05:16 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 31 May 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 May 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 May 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

I see. Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like digging the underground?  :unsure:
The important thing is, the really exciting thing is Blackhawkrush will be bringing back samples of the Earth's core which will give us a tremendous, really tremendous tremendous tremendous clue about the origins of the Earth and what God himself is made of.
Will blackhawkrush ever play hockey again? Does IbanezJem really know what is happening to the chaps in France? And is Belinda such a good :whipgirl:  as everyone says? Don’t miss next weeks exciting episode.
You see... Citizen is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, Citizen is in a rut.
:yes: A superb post of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum (73) Warner leaving a very similar post alone in 1732.
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.
Ah-hah! Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. You see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works "up." :16ton:
But how to change without revealing my secret identity?
IbanezJem's crisis of identity in the first half of the 21st century
Well, listen to me my fine fellow IbanezJem, you are a bit of tail, :pussy: that's what you are.
But I am a chartered accountant.
Poor fellow. I think he needs help. :|
I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 05:50 PM

Well, if you're going out, don't forget we've got the Citizens coming for tea, so don't forget to order some Molson's. :cheers:

Edited by blackhawkrush, 01 June 2020 - 05:54 PM.






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