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#7261 Citizen of the World

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.

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Posted 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

#7270 Citizen of the World

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Posted 20 September 2018 - 07:25 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

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Posted 20 September 2018 - 10:54 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 September 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen
Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl:  I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

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Posted 21 September 2018 - 10:51 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 September 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 September 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen
Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl:  I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.
Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

Edited by Citizen of the World, 21 September 2018 - 05:19 PM.


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Posted 21 September 2018 - 10:29 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 September 2018 - 10:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 September 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 September 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen
Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl:  I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.
Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?
What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

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Posted Yesterday, 02:23 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 21 September 2018 - 10:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 September 2018 - 10:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 September 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 September 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 19 September 2018 - 06:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 September 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 09:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 18 September 2018 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 September 2018 - 04:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 September 2018 - 03:09 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 17 September 2018 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 September 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 September 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan:  Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!
...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.
Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2:  Make it half an hour.
I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen
Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl:  I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.
Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?
What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.
That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.




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