blackhawkrush Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off? Couldn't you have your balls cut off? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off? Couldn't you have your balls cut off? If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off? Couldn't you have your balls cut off? If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly.He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Tonight we look at the idiot in society. :crazy:I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?Howls of derisive laughter. all I said was, fivepenny please, You can't call that a funny line. It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war jokeNo, no not a joke, a sales campaign. :burger: :drool: :burger:No Blackhawkrush. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.You naughty person. :tsk: You're no fun anymore.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.I had my heart set on a church wedding. :boohoo:Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey......Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? Size eight. Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?Well, I'm only half an inch long. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off? Couldn't you have your balls cut off? If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly.He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin. Hm! He is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang - fetch...the comfy chair! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 28, 2017 Author Share Posted August 28, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 29, 2017 Author Share Posted August 29, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)Eric the fruit-bat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)Eric the fruit-bat....son of Frothgar, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard. :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)Eric the fruit-bat....son of Frothgar, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard. :codger:That's ridiculous. Half the programme gone. Stop lengthening it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)Eric the fruit-bat....son of Frothgar, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard. :codger:That's ridiculous. Half the programme gone. Stop lengthening it!The length is...er...just a moment. Mr. Lambert, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 1, 2017 Author Share Posted September 1, 2017 We like a bed, a double bed and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big....So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. :tsk: It's just the way he's holding the spear.I still can't see itA nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)Eric the fruit-bat....son of Frothgar, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard. :codger:That's ridiculous. Half the programme gone. Stop lengthening it!The length is...er...just a moment. Mr. Lambert, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette? That's a rather personal question, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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