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#6201 blackhawkrush

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 11:28 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 July 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 July 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 July 2017 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 July 2017 - 08:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 11:23 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 July 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 July 2017 - 02:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes
But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up?  :atickhum:
I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny.  :hi:
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Citizen,  there's some lovely filth down here.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
After five years they give me a brush
...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.  :madra:
:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
A lovely song, Duckie.
Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.  :spitwater:

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#6202 Citizen of the World

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 04:01 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 July 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 July 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 July 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 July 2017 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 July 2017 - 08:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 11:23 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 July 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 July 2017 - 02:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes
But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up?  :atickhum:
I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny.  :hi:
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Citizen,  there's some lovely filth down here.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
After five years they give me a brush
...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.  :madra:
:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
A lovely song, Duckie.
Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.  :spitwater:
I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.

#6203 blackhawkrush

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 11:44 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 04:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 July 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 July 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 July 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 July 2017 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 July 2017 - 08:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 11:23 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 July 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 July 2017 - 02:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes
But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up?  :atickhum:
I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny.  :hi:
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Citizen,  there's some lovely filth down here.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
After five years they give me a brush
...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.  :madra:
:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
A lovely song, Duckie.
Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.  :spitwater:
I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.
How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:

#6204 Citizen of the World

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 08:56 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:44 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 04:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 July 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 July 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 July 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 July 2017 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 July 2017 - 08:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 11:23 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 July 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 July 2017 - 02:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes
But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up?  :atickhum:
I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny.  :hi:
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Citizen,  there's some lovely filth down here.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
After five years they give me a brush
...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.  :madra:
:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
A lovely song, Duckie.
Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.  :spitwater:
I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.
How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:
Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 11:42 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 08:56 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:44 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 04:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 11:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 July 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 July 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 July 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 July 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 July 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 July 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 July 2017 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 July 2017 - 08:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 11:23 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 July 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 July 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 July 2017 - 02:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 July 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes
But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up?  :atickhum:
I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny.  :hi:
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Citizen,  there's some lovely filth down here.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
After five years they give me a brush
...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.  :madra:
:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
A lovely song, Duckie.
Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.  :spitwater:
I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.
How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:
Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost
Eight thousand million billion pounds?  :wtf:

#6206 Citizen of the World

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM

Oooh! It was a bargain.

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Posted Yesterday, 12:01 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM, said:

Oooh! It was a bargain.
:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:34 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 July 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM, said:

Oooh! It was a bargain.
:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.
Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

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Posted Yesterday, 08:53 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 July 2017 - 04:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 July 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM, said:

Oooh! It was a bargain.
:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.
Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

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Posted Today, 05:28 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 July 2017 - 08:53 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 July 2017 - 04:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 July 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM, said:

Oooh! It was a bargain.
:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.
Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.
There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

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Posted Today, 07:37 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 22 July 2017 - 05:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 July 2017 - 08:53 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 July 2017 - 04:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 July 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 July 2017 - 03:01 PM, said:

Oooh! It was a bargain.
:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.
Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.
There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.
I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:




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