Dweezil Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 NO PICTURES PLEASE - FLASHBULBS DISTURB THE DEMONS DO NOT SCORN THE PITIFUL AND ABANDONED - THEIR DAILY RATION ALREADY CONTAINS THE RIGHT AMOUNT Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ~P.J. O'Rourke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." -Pop star Jessica Simpson, upon being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton while touring the White House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 This is an old one, but always worth mentioning. Scene: UK TV 1980's I think Soccer game being televised. Commentator John Motson (very famous over here). From what I can remember the game was about to start. John Motson quote: "...and the referee is warming up underneath me" really John, you're in for a good time then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "You bet we might have." -Sen. Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -President Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 27 2005, 12:39 PM) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -President Bush And he is president of the most powerful nation of the world??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilPeartFan2112 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "I voted for the $87 billion before I voted against it." -Sen. John Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jan 27 2005, 02:20 PM) This is an old one, but always worth mentioning. Scene: UK TV 1980's I think Soccer game being televised. Commentator John Motson (very famous over here). From what I can remember the game was about to start. John Motson quote: "...and the referee is warming up underneath me" really John, you're in for a good time then?? Laughing my fargin blink off here!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Just to prove I am not politically biased: "It has not worked. No one can say it has worked, so I decided we're either going to do what we said we're going to do with the U.N., or we're going to do something else." A Bill Clinton quote in Washington Post on the U.N. operation in Bosnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 ...and here's another: "A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992. iF there was anyone who was ever completely stupid, it has to be this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 and another - "We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Ricky, those are so funny!!! Where do you find this stuff??? LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I just did a google search on 'stupid quotes' there are millions of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 The world breaks everyone, and those that will not break, it kills. ~Ernest Hemingway (Ahh, Ernest!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 30, 2005 Author Share Posted January 30, 2005 DO NOT DIVE - THE LAKE IS TOO SHALLOW FOR SWIMMING If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. `Alexandre Dumas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 "I have Microwave Office Suite but haven't installed it yet." Me to Trance on the phone (2005) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jan 29 2005, 09:35 PM) "I have Microwave Office Suite but haven't installed it yet." Me to Trance on the phone (2005) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 30, 2005 Author Share Posted January 30, 2005 Morality is the herd instinct of the individual. I call Christianity the one great curse, the one enormous and innermost perversion, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are too venomous, too underhand, too underground and too petty-I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind. Truly, I found even the greatest man-all too human. ~ Neitzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful" Anton Szandor LaVey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. ~Carl Jung Swiss psychologist (1875 - 1961) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Sometimes to realize you were well, someone must come along and hurt you - Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world. - Oscar Wilde, on Absinthe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esmeralda Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift That's why we call it the present... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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