Test4VitalSigns Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Without music, life would be a mistake Friedrich Nietzche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 At my 2nd birthday party, my mother told me that I had just doubled my age in one year... I thought to myself, 'if this keeps up, by the time I'm 6 I'll be 32..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 Jesus loves you, but the rest of the world thinks you're an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right. Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Don't knock masturbation...it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 You should always go to other peoples' funerals; otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Enjoy life...There is plenty of time to be dead. Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 QUOTE (esmeralda @ Jan 31 2005, 01:40 PM)Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift That's why we call it the present... :clap:Very good.... I child that loses a parent loses there there past! A parent that loses a child loses there future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 I call Christianity the one great curse, the one enormous and innermost perversion, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are too venomous, too underhand, too underground and too petty-I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind. ~Neitzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Insanity in individuals is something rare-but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. ~ Neitzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win." - Doug Collins, basketball commentator "I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I am forty-five." - Mick Jagger, Pop Singer, before he turned 45 Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 QUOTE (Batman @ Feb 4 2005, 08:12 AM)"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president What? Into behaving badly, into women.... or both perhaps? You certainly got INTO Monica didn't you Bill? http://forum.seniorleaguehockey.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Curriousity killed the cat.. but for awhile I was a suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushGuru Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 QUOTE (Earthshine @ Feb 4 2005, 11:19 AM) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Quote from Northern Ireland comedian Colin Murphy on his show "The Blizzard of Odd" (about weird and wonderful TV and film) "I like Friends, but I liked it best in the really early days....when it used to be called Seinfeld" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Shrimp_Cot Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 I used to be conceited...........but now, I'm perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esmeralda Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Don't dream your life Live your dreams.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthshine21122 Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 RUSH SONGS YOU HAVE HEARD SO MANY TIMES THERE IS NO USE COUNTING, BUT YOU CRACK YOURSELF UP WHEN YOU ARE HALF LISTENING AND YOU SWARE GEDDY SANG: IF I CAN WAVE MY BROKEN ARMS..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dweezil Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 I was made with a heart of stone. To be broken with one hard blow. ~Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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