JohnRogers Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Enough of that boy fakerNow's the era of the toymakerHe will be your joy wakerAnd never annoy or ache yer uh . . . got no more rhymes.I may be ready to toss Zelix overboard and worship you. Will you make me rich? You will be rich in the good feelings that come from temporarily boosting the ego of a relatively random stranger! You've done it before and you can do it again!! Now, whaddya say?I need Bitches, Bling and a Boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Enough of that boy fakerNow's the era of the toymakerHe will be your joy wakerAnd never annoy or ache yer uh . . . got no more rhymes. If Zelix wasn't our answerIt certainly can't be a toymakerWe need a true romanceran intense poet and a good dancer What, my poetry wasn't intense enough for you? Can't please anybody these days. . . sheesh. Dude just wants to be a god for a while, and look what happens. But if "Zelix" wants to do it, everybody is "oh, Zelix, answer my prayers" and "ooh Zelix" this and "aaaah Zelix" that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Enough of that boy fakerNow's the era of the toymakerHe will be your joy wakerAnd never annoy or ache yer uh . . . got no more rhymes.I may be ready to toss Zelix overboard and worship you. Will you make me rich? You will be rich in the good feelings that come from temporarily boosting the ego of a relatively random stranger! You've done it before and you can do it again!! Now, whaddya say?I need Bitches, Bling and a Boat. You can get some of that stuff in prison. Well, not the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 More hostility in my life, I do not need. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 More hostility in my life, I do not need. Bye. Well, it was just joking hostility. The "riffing on Zelix" sort of back-and-forth we've been doing. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 More hostility in my life, I do not need. Bye. Well, it was just joking hostility. The "riffing on Zelix" sort of back-and-forth we've been doing. :) Sorry, my friend. I apologize. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 This thread needs more Zelix solid gold awesomeness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 http://unofficialsolidgoldwebsite.com/posters/compposter1.JPG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 :givebeer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) Z is for "zzzzzz" which is what we end up doing waiting for Zelix to return E is for "ebulience," the quality with which Zelix expresses his promises; E is also for "empty"; E is also for enlightenment, but that's not what Zelix promised (see below) L is for "late" as in "late to the party" I is for "inlightenment" which Zelix has promised but not yet (?) delivered X is for "Xanadu" because it's a damn fine song, and let's face it there's not much to choose from with that letter Edited October 7, 2016 by toymaker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Where did that fly by night go off to this time is what I want to know. Z is for zilch, which is just about what he's done for us with his whizdom. E is for empty, and that describes his promises. L is for loony, and that would be me for believing him. I is for insane. No further commentary needed. X is for xylophone. I had one when I was a little girl and used to play it all the time. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Zelix, have you ever been groped by Donald J Trump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Zelix, have you ever been groped by Donald J Trump? No, but he has by Bill and his devoted little woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 O Great and Powerful Zelix, please forgive my companions. They doubt your solid gold existence, but I know you're still out there. Please, Your Awesomeness, show us a sign! Please bestow upon us thy whizdom! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 O Great and Powerful Zelix, please forgive my companions. They doubt your solid gold existence, but I know you're still out there. Please, Your Awesomeness, show us a sign! Please bestow upon us thy whizdom! :zzz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Zelix gives me strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Zelix has forgotten all about us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Never. Zelix is love and inlightentment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm writing to him and giving him the whats-fors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 http://fotodes.ru/upload/img1342610646.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 :goodone: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 That just looks like something named Zelix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 It's Friday. Maybe Zelix will show up to wish you an HB, Toymaker, and to console our pal and bro John Rogers. Keep your eyes on the sky! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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