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“Permanent Waves” Splash Water Park for you and your k9 companion

“A Farewell to Things” ride, it’s like a tilt a whirl, except this one flips the rider upside down and all your material possessions fall out of your pockets.

“Cygnus X1” Space ride, way better then Space Mountain, X1 is a real rocket that shoots you out for two orbits of the earth where every nerve is torn apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

“Twilight Zone” house of inhuman horrors. Giant boys, three eyes…you get the picture.

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“Permanent Waves” Splash Water Park for you and your k9 companion

“A Farewell to Things” ride, it’s like a tilt a whirl, except this one flips the rider upside down and all your material possessions fall out of your pockets.

“Cygnus X1” Space ride, way better then Space Mountain, X1 is a real rocket that shoots you out for two orbits of the earth where every nerve is torn apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

“Twilight Zone” house of inhuman horrors. Giant boys, three eyes…you get the picture.

Farewell to Things—Awesome!

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Take a ride with the Rocinante through the Cygnus Space Center and learn all about constellations, black holes, invisible forces and stars that would not die.

We've got tons of ideas for a space theme ride now. A monorail type system. What about something involving boats?

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Take a ride with the Rocinante through the Cygnus Space Center and learn all about constellations, black holes, invisible forces and stars that would not die.

We've got tons of ideas for a space theme ride now. A monorail type system. What about something involving boats?

How about a ride where you are tied (helpless) to a mast and you have to cry out for salvation, but there's no one there to hear? Perhaps the mast can come from a boat off the Tom Sawyer River Ride which will be a result of riding the Cygnus X-1 Rollercoaster and Space/Time Continuum. All bets are off on that ride.

 

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How about Puppet Show and Rush.

 

If I've told them once, I've told them a hundred times - it's Rush first and puppet show last.

 

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Take a ride with the Rocinante through the Cygnus Space Center and learn all about constellations, black holes, invisible forces and stars that would not die.

We've got tons of ideas for a space theme ride now. A monorail type system. What about something involving boats?

How about a ride where you are tied (helpless) to a mast and you have to cry out for salvation, but there's no one there to hear? Perhaps the mast can come from a boat off the Tom Sawyer River Ride which will be a result of riding the Cygnus X-1 Rollercoaster and Space/Time Continuum. All bets are off on that ride.

 

:eh:

A fine example of Canadian exceptionalism. Rob Ford needs you to straighten out his PR issue. You're qualified!!!

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Take a ride with the Rocinante through the Cygnus Space Center and learn all about constellations, black holes, invisible forces and stars that would not die.

We've got tons of ideas for a space theme ride now. A monorail type system. What about something involving boats?

How about a ride where you are tied (helpless) to a mast and you have to cry out for salvation, but there's no one there to hear? Perhaps the mast can come from a boat off the Tom Sawyer River Ride which will be a result of riding the Cygnus X-1 Rollercoaster and Space/Time Continuum. All bets are off on that ride.

 

:eh:

A fine example of Canadian exceptionalism. Rob Ford needs you to straighten out his PR issue. You're qualified!!!

 

Relevant.

 

http://i1.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/just-mayor-stuffs.jpg?w=900

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Take a ride with the Rocinante through the Cygnus Space Center and learn all about constellations, black holes, invisible forces and stars that would not die.

We've got tons of ideas for a space theme ride now. A monorail type system. What about something involving boats?

How about a ride where you are tied (helpless) to a mast and you have to cry out for salvation, but there's no one there to hear? Perhaps the mast can come from a boat off the Tom Sawyer River Ride which will be a result of riding the Cygnus X-1 Rollercoaster and Space/Time Continuum. All bets are off on that ride.

 

:eh:

A fine example of Canadian exceptionalism. Rob Ford needs you to straighten out his PR issue. You're qualified!!!

 

Relevant.

 

http://i1.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/just-mayor-stuffs.jpg?w=900

BowlCity—we are not worthy! Totally awesome. Did you know Mayor Ford is fan #1 of the Toronto Rush club?

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Opening in 2015 at Rush Gardens

 

A Simulator Ride called : Closer to the Heart (Ala Innerspace)

 

A dark Adventure ride called : The Temple of Syrinx.

 

A double electronic Hands on Pavilion called (Hemispheres)

 

An animal show called "By Tor & The Snow Dog"

 

A Fairytale ride called : Cinderella Man

 

A Dark Ride Called : The Enemy Within

 

A flying rollercoaster called: Fly By Night

 

The Caravan Railroad

 

A 360 degree film pavilion called " Tai Shan

 

The Territories Restaurant

 

The Red Tide Bar

 

The Wish them Well Firework Spectacular.

 

Note: Become a YYZ ticket holders and skip the lines. YYZ ticket holder also receive free parking and special discounts at any participating Rush Merchandise Store. ***One discount per customer***

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Opening in 2015 at Rush Gardens

 

A Simulator Ride called : Closer to the Heart (Ala Innerspace)

 

A dark Adventure ride called : The Temple of Syrinx.

 

A double electronic Hands on Pavilion called (Hemispheres)

 

An animal show called "By Tor & The Snow Dog"

 

A Fairytale ride called : Cinderella Man

 

A Dark Ride Called : The Enemy Within

 

A flying rollercoaster called: Fly By Night

 

The Caravan Railroad

 

A 360 degree film pavilion called " Tai Shan

 

The Territories Restaurant

 

The Red Tide Bar

 

The Wish them Well Firework Spectacular.

 

Note: Become a YYZ ticket holders and skip the lines. YYZ ticket holder also receive free parking and special discounts at any participating Rush Merchandise Store. ***One discount per customer***

Dude you're outta control

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Surveillance is a theme that seems to preoccupy Rush. I think this area needs to be represented in the theme park, now known as Rush Gardens. Here's my first offing. It'll be a daily presentation:

 

"Cruising Under Their Radar ID theft protection service"

 

Because even if they say they're not Watching, you just know they are!

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"Natural Science": A longass roller coaster that spans the perimeter of the park.

 

Part 1: Tide Pools - A gentle yet brisk moving pace with some nice views of the park, with the giant incline starting at "wheels within wheels in a spiral array"

 

Part 2: Hyperspace - As soon as you hit the top of the hill that cool "wind blow" effect comes in before the ride suddenly goes berserk with loops and corkscrews and shit during Hyperspace.

 

Part 3: Permanent Waves: A nice balance between crazy and smooth riding towards the end, before finally hitting craziness one last time at "wave after wave"

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Surveillance is a theme that seems to preoccupy Rush. I think this area needs to be represented in the theme park, now known as Rush Gardens. Here's my first offing. It'll be a daily presentation:

 

"Cruising Under Their Radar ID theft protection service"

 

Because even if they say they're not Watching, you just know they are!

 

"Distant Early Warning" will be the park's safety/disaster department, for stuff like severe weather and other hazards.

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Note: Become a YYZ ticket holders and skip the lines. YYZ ticket holder also receive free parking and special discounts at any participating Rush Merchandise Store. ***One discount per customer***

This is ingenious. PREMIUM park pass perk

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

 

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

"Losing you was worse than losing my job with Rush!"

—Broon

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

"Losing you was worse than losing my job with Rush!"

—Broon

 

My love for you is as tender and sissy as the records I produced!

-Rupert Hiney

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

"Losing you was worse than losing my job with Rush!"

—Broon

 

My love for you is as tender and sissy as the records I produced!

-Rupert Hiney

"Quick to judge, quick to anger. That's how you make me feel!"

—Pratt

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

"Losing you was worse than losing my job with Rush!"

—Broon

 

My love for you is as tender and sissy as the records I produced!

-Rupert Hiney

"Quick to judge, quick to anger. That's how you make me feel!"

—Pratt

 

"Quick, grab my sausage so I can remarry!"

—Lerxst

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Here's a great idea:

 

Closer to the Heart giftcard shop

 

Cards written by the guys. Screw Hallmark.

 

"Blah blah blah"

 

With much love,

 

-Lerxst

 

"You're so awesome, I'd split my fries with you!"

 

From the heart

Lerxt

 

"Life without you is like a whirlwind of leaves"

—Pratt

"My nose itches when I think of you!"

—Dirk

"You're a cymbal on a field of visions"

—Pratt

"Losing you was worse than losing my job with Rush!"

—Broon

 

My love for you is as tender and sissy as the records I produced!

-Rupert Hiney

"Quick to judge, quick to anger. That's how you make me feel!"

—Pratt

 

"Quick, grab my sausage so I can remarry!"

—Lerxst

"All of us do time in the gutter...that's where I found you"

—Ray Danniels

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