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There should be an "Armor and Sword" Shakespeare Symposium held at Bacchus Plateau—free ale for all who can cross a moat filled with alligators. Edited by Tombstone Mountain
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"Whack-A-Lerxst", the popular arcade game where children of all ages are armed with a taser gun, and out of the many holes on the board pop Alex Lifeson's nose! Real human blood and a Ritz-Carlton theme make for an exciting thrill!
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The Ghost Rider tunnel of horror, hosted by Count Floyd would give the shivers.

Good one dude...is it scary or a barf-o-rama?

 

Instead of conforming to the mold and just doing one, why not make it scary and a barf-o-rama?

Who's gonna clean up the mess?

 

http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh597/greyfriar2112/time-machine-alex_zpsc33f1c51.jpg

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The Ghost Rider tunnel of horror, hosted by Count Floyd would give the shivers.

How about The Pass - A Tunnel of Love (as long as that isn't the song that's playing...a little downbeat for a romantic cruise...)???

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The Ghost Rider tunnel of horror, hosted by Count Floyd would give the shivers.

Good one dude...is it scary or a barf-o-rama?

 

Instead of conforming to the mold and just doing one, why not make it scary and a barf-o-rama?

Who's gonna clean up the mess?

 

http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh597/greyfriar2112/time-machine-alex_zpsc33f1c51.jpg

 

:LOL:

 

Edit: stupid phone

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The Big Wheel Ferris Wheel - line up for adventure for tickets that will sell out in advance

 

I should probably stop, but I can't help it. :scared:

 

:eh:

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The Ghost Rider tunnel of horror, hosted by Count Floyd would give the shivers.

Good one dude...is it scary or a barf-o-rama?

 

Instead of conforming to the mold and just doing one, why not make it scary and a barf-o-rama?

Who's gonna clean up the mess?

 

http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh597/greyfriar2112/time-machine-alex_zpsc33f1c51.jpg

Leave it to the German to come up with this—Excellent!!!

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"Whack-A-Lerxst", the popular arcade game where children of all ages are armed with a taser gun, and out of the many holes on the board pop Alex Lifeson's nose! Real human blood and a Ritz-Carlton theme make for an exciting thrill!

Dude that is wrong on so many levels. Hilarious, but wrong.

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The Big Wheel Ferris Wheel - line up for adventure for tickets that will sell out in advance

 

I should probably stop, but I can't help it. :scared:

 

:eh:

Inspiration causes perspiration. The YBG is here for the starving Rush fan

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"Whack-A-Lerxst", the popular arcade game where children of all ages are armed with a taser gun, and out of the many holes on the board pop Alex Lifeson's nose! Real human blood and a Ritz-Carlton theme make for an exciting thrill!

Dude that is wrong on so many levels. Hilarious, but wrong.

 

You're right, we should save it for New Years' Eve.

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A Roller Coaster simply Called "Headlong Flight".

 

A Flume Ride called "Tom Sawer's Falls!"

 

An Audience participation Show Called: "Limelight"

 

A space shuttle simulator ride called " Countdown"

 

A river rapids ride called : "The Wreckers"

 

A dark Ride called "Witch Hunt"

 

A speed track ride Called "Red Barchetta"

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What You're Doing Security Guard Stations

From there, people will be directed to the Finding My Way kiosks throughout the park

:ebert: Excellent!

 

Take A Friend Thursdays :unsure:

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The Ghost Rider tunnel of horror, hosted by Count Floyd would give the shivers.

How about The Pass - A Tunnel of Love (as long as that isn't the song that's playing...a little downbeat for a romantic cruise...)???

They could play In The Mood

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So far you all have contributed admirably. Plenty of fun rides. However, our favorite band is very aware of environmental issues. What would those features of the park look like? Here's a start:

 

The Red Tide "Save the Fish" aquarium.

 

Potent.

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A Roller Coaster simply Called "Headlong Flight".

 

A Flume Ride called "Tom Sawer's Falls!"

 

An Audience participation Show Called: "Limelight"

 

A space shuttle simulator ride called " Countdown"

 

A river rapids ride called : "The Wreckers"

 

A dark Ride called "Witch Hunt"

 

A speed track ride Called "Red Barchetta"

Gosh. You got a lot going on here buddy. Where do I start?

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"The Professor's Workshop", an educational section featuring videos by the man himself, and then it leads into "Pratt's Library", where you can read pieces of lyrics, nerd mythology, and all of Neil's books and musings. The stately atmosphere is occasionally ruined by those three older ruffians drinking too much wine.

 

Truly a place for a gentler and more subdued folk, like Rupert Hine.

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The restroom area could be called Vapor Trails.

 

The toilet paper has Jann Wenner's face on each sheet.

 

I'm having too much fun with this thread.

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