ILSnwdog Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 http://dailygarlic.c...-nails-it-21872 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Like this. http://petsitterpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dog-vs-Cat-Diary-Entry.jpg 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mara Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Adam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.’Then, God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.’Therefore, God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. Moreover, it was a good animal and God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.And Adam said, ‘Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a good name for this new animal.’And God said, ‘I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you; his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.’Dog lived with Adam and Eve. He was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.After a very short time, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and reported, ‘Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks. Moreover, they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.’And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations. Therefore, they will know they are not always worthy of adoration.’So God, in His great eternal wisdom, created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.It came to pass that Cat would not obey them. And Cat flicked his tail in agitation. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.And Adam and Eve learned humility.And they were greatly improved.And God was pleased.And Dog was happy and wagged his tail.And Cat, well, he didn’t give a shit one way or the other. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Babycat Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Like this. http://petsitterpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dog-vs-Cat-Diary-Entry.jpg :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Like this. http://petsitterpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dog-vs-Cat-Diary-Entry.jpg ^^^^^Why I have a Dog and not a Cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 http://dailygarlic.c...-nails-it-21872 Fantastic...this really brought a smile to face today...thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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