Citizen of the World Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 What about us atheists? Why should we 'ave to listen to that sectarian turmoil?My lack of God. :fury: :codger: It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0201.gifDon't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock. And you won't come back. I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud.My friend, Citizen, says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we?I don't want any of that...I'd rather...I'd rather...just....sing! :geddy:Sing Little BirdieNo. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about "Alas, poor new world man." I found the role a very taxing one. I mean, er, Hamlet has eight thousand two hundred and sixty-two words, you see. Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important. Be ot or bot ne ot, taht is the netquoi. Oh, he shouldn't be saying that, we haven't done comparatives yet.It was a very, very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt Oh, moto-cross! Your_Lion needs a clear round to win. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?going to eat Chichester Cathedral 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 What about us atheists? Why should we 'ave to listen to that sectarian turmoil?My lack of God. :fury: :codger: It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0201.gifDon't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock. And you won't come back. I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud.My friend, Citizen, says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we?I don't want any of that...I'd rather...I'd rather...just....sing! :geddy:Sing Little BirdieNo. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about "Alas, poor new world man." I found the role a very taxing one. I mean, er, Hamlet has eight thousand two hundred and sixty-two words, you see. Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important. Be ot or bot ne ot, taht is the netquoi. Oh, he shouldn't be saying that, we haven't done comparatives yet.It was a very, very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt Oh, moto-cross! Your_Lion needs a clear round to win. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?going to eat Chichester CathedralAnd finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 28, 2017 Author Share Posted June 28, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 28, 2017 Author Share Posted June 28, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 (edited) And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me. Edited June 29, 2017 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it.Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and Citizen without the Citizen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it.Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and Citizen without the Citizen.You're the first person to order spam for two years. :) All the Eskimos eat here is Citizen, Citizen... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it.Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and Citizen without the Citizen.You're the first person to order spam for two years. :) All the Eskimos eat here is Citizen, Citizen...Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the Citizen à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it.Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and Citizen without the Citizen.You're the first person to order spam for two years. :) All the Eskimos eat here is Citizen, Citizen...Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the Citizen à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creationsNo, no, I don't really want that, Mr er...Mr... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. :outtahere:If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. :tsk:I got three cheeks.well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. :hi:One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.Shut your festering gob, you tit. :codger:Very good speaking voice. Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Yes, I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheepHe has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.A Citizen au gratin a la chef? :drool:... well, I'll have a slice without so much Citizen in it.Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and Citizen without the Citizen.You're the first person to order spam for two years. :) All the Eskimos eat here is Citizen, Citizen...Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the Citizen à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creationsNo, no, I don't really want that, Mr er...Mr... Oh! Call me 'The', for heaven's sake! :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on. Edited July 1, 2017 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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